Late Night Date Night - Interlude: Move Over Alleycat! (Patreon)

(A/N - I've decided to keep these epistolary interludes free for all followers. It's been fun adding to this superheroic setting and I think they make for a nice snack. 😄)

August 9, 202X

Log taken from the “Donnel City” sub-chat on SUPERS ARE EXCEPTIONAL, a popular exchange on the CHTR app.

Stronkest: Donnel FINALLY has a REAL super! I’m so stoked. Alley Cat is fine, but he’s only good fro trash mobs.

AlleyAlly: uncool stronk

Stronkest: Sorry AA. No offense. But you have to admit that Lady Dark is the real deal.

SteelSpirited: More like real unsanctioned. She’s no better than the criminals.

Madison: OK, perspective check. Unsanctioned freak me out, but its hard to fault the girl when she’s tearing through the 1000 douches exclusively.

SteelSpirited: I hate the Milli too, but unsanctiooned are a slippery slope. She’s a 99.

Stronkest: I’ll buy over 90, but anything past that is fandom hypetrain bullsh*t. I like her, but you think she’s in the same league as Strongest? F**KING NOPE. [edited]

VeryExceptionalMod: Language. Don't make me use my finger wag emoji.

Stronkest: I fixed it.

VeryExceptionalMod: 👍

Madison: Maybe not a 99, but she’s up there. You don’t tear down multiple Milli operations just by turning off the lights. You think all those dudes got put in intensive care tripping over stuff in the dark?

GreenLightGhoul: Bet she’s a 99 in the hotness department.

JuicyBeetle: Count on GLG to go there. I’m also going there.

AlleyAlly: lol