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you've been hearing buzzing for the last few minutes when you spot it. you come running into the office to let me know there's a bug in the bedroom. don't worry, let me take care of this for you, princess. i'll have the bug out of the house in no time.

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Aiza

THIS! Need this. Get rid of all the spiders and bugs please 😭

Aiza

I got trapped in the toilet yesterday by this big ass wasp, it was buzzing all near me. It was terrifying. The thing I don’t like about summer is all the bugs that start coming out of nowhere, please leave 🥲

Kiera Kennedy

Ok but this is our man for bugs

Alee.

Right on time as always, I got ATTACKED by bugs last night

Riri

Its okay K, get behind me 🤺

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Could have used you last night when a 🕷 attacked me in shower!

Destiny

Good morning! Thanks for taking care of that bug…..I don’t like the flying insects, especially bees. This was too realistic…..I can’t…😅💕

Aiza

One day I woke up, I looked up at the ceiling and a spider was crawling down near my face, when I told you I RAN. It went over my pillows💀 sheets were changed immediately 😭

maia

how did you know i had a spider IN MY BED last night... 🧍🏼‍♀️

unholy babygirl

I just befriended a spider 🕷️ that’s chilling behind my counter. He comes out every now and then and we have conversations.

Lilo

I recently woke up and discovered that a tick bit me and FREAKED OUT.. Tennessee in the summer man

maia

i'm laughing at the fact that i managed to get my reaction to this notification on camera lmfao

Gabriela

Big no to any and all insects ❌

Aiza

It was bad😭 it crawled on my back too💀

Rose

“Ya like Jazz?” 🐝 iykyk

unholy babygirl

I just call him „buddy” but I think he likes that, he’s not scared of me, even if I pet him 👀

maia

this was literally me last night, except IT FELL ON MY BED 😭

Aiza

Noo Maia 😭 it crawled, landed on my pillow, and walked all over it💀

maia

ahh that's the worst 😭 i don't even know where the spider went

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Oh no. Last summer we had a wasp nest in our backyard. I got stung 3 times mowing the lawn.

Rose

“Would you still love me if I was a bee?” 🥺🐝

Anna

What kind of ticks do you have there? The kind that transmit Lyme disease? That’s what freaks me out most about ticks! Although thankfully here in central Canada we mostly have wood ticks & dog ticks, neither of which are known to spread disease. But we have TONS! We have to do tick checks every time we come in from outside, and I find them stuck to my kids’ heads almost daily 🫣🤢

ashley

funny story i sent linds a snap of me trying to kill a weird looking bug with raid (panicking + heavy breathing) and i completely missed 🤦🏻‍♀️ anyways i hit it with the second spray and it fell off the ceiling and i’m not sure where it is almost a week later 🤢

Lilo

We have a few different types and unfortunately we do have deer ticks which are the only ones that I know that carry Lyme disease. It's really scary! I have to check myself and my dog after every walk. They're sneaky!!

Lyn

Would you save us from a spider though?

linds

it’s actually impressive how badly you missed. if we ever live together we’re fucked

linds

he would not and that’s our next conflict audio

ashley

i was trying to document for you which is WHY i missed, thank you very much 🙎🏻‍♀️ as for if we ever live together, our dads will just have to take turns coming over to kill bugs.

ashley

i second linds and it would result in the following conflict: us packing our bags and sleeping at our parents’ house

Sassypants

I used to have a spider who chilled for like 2 years in the corner of my living room. We called him Horatio 😂

ashley

gab….i — it was on the ceiling and i was looking at my phone and the spray went down the stairs 😂 i’m gonna dm it to you on ig lmfao

Destiny

Wasps are one of my worst fears!!!! I would have never gone outside 😅

b

“bees are our friend” 🥹🐝

Aiza

4:47 “thanks baby” so cute🥰

Savannah

I tried to spray a BIG spider with Mean Green (a multipurpose cleaner) to kill it a few weeks ago. I thought I could spray it enough to drown it/kill it. I sprayed it once and it turned out to be a jumping spider! I don’t think I’ve ever run to the other side of my house so fast in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

unholy babygirl

That’s so cute! 🥹 I had another one that was hiding behind the counter but I guess it was his time to go, because one day he just fell from the wall and 💀 🥹 I’m scared of spiders usually but that made me sad.

lia

not k being the bee whisperer 🐝

lia

definitely made me think of the time i crushed a wasp with my thumb. it obviously swelled. not my proudest moment 💀

lia

& now it's the stink bugs' season in france (send help pls)

silvs

“I pray no one kills me for the crime of being small” If you need me to catch the spiders for you K, I gotchu.

Caitlin

Even the way he talks about the bee is precious and makes me A LITTLE less scared of them. I may run away but I’ll never kill bees 🐝 Wasps and hornets get sprayed in the face.

Ari

I thought this was going to be cicada related at first lol. We're gearing up for a ton within the next few weeks 😬

Julia

“Our First Big Fight: Spider in the Kitchen”

Aiza

I love how soft your voice is in this, especially when your talking to the bee. It’s so adorable and heart warming🥰 Also, thank you for taking your time out to get rid of the bee because no way I’d sleep if it’s still there😮‍💨

MB

I’m literally tense just listening 😀 I know bees are important, but the buzzing makes my skin crawl

Zeze😤

Agreed but what about scorpions 🦂😭 been stung twice in the middle of he night 😭

Destiny

I hate scorpions! I was once unrolling a sleeping bag and picked it up, and 3 baby scorpions fell out of it…..I would not use that sleeping bag ever again.

Anna

lol since commenting earlier today I’ve found 7 either crawling on us or around the house 😤 An 8th stuck behind my ear (even though I thoroughly checked when we came in!) lol damn those little things!

Anna

No screen on the window??!

niamh

the way K is so /soft and his words flow so naturally, I’m starting to think he’s just mic-ed up all the time and picks out what to share with us later lol

MB

*1k yard stare* I remember when they came to my part of town in 2021…

gaby

But can you save me from raccoons? I dont think so 🏃🏻‍♀️

Shaima

I know right!!! I started tearing up cause i was imagining the bee and it 100% scared me 🥲

Destiny

Did you ask if it was a spider so you could mentally prepare if it was? 🤣 Also, I get a huge pit in my stomach when someone says “I don’t know if I’m allergic to bees” but then continues to actively try to catch one 🥴

Destiny

Sorry, one more thought….I wouldn’t mind a continuation of this one today….for my birthday 🫣🤣

Rose

Destiny, Last night I found a spider on one of my Flannels and I set it down on the floor to go get a napkin and when I came back, it was gone 😭 lol. So who knows where it is now. Probably just chillin. Spider Better stay away from me.

Destiny

Oh no…..I hate when they disappear and I have no idea where they went….😩😭I hope it stays away. Or better yet, made its way outside!

Destiny

K, I hope you’re doing alright and taking care of yourself 💕

trina raquel

i hope u are doing okay k :’] and we hope ur taking care of urself ! all the love and hugs always <3

Lilo

Miss you, K <3 I hope you're well

Ari

I hope so too! Do we know why he hasn't posted? I'm not in the discord much at all

Caitlin

Same! Been a bit worried, but I hope you are taking some much needed self care time.

jenny

do you know how to get to the discord idk if it’s working for me ??

Destiny

Have you tried the instructions here? https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-How-do-I-connect-Discord-to-Patreon-Patron-

Angelqiqi

Missed you 🥺

brinny

dearest k, hope all is well <3 much love always

Aiza

I hope your doing well K, I miss you❤️ take care of yourself <3

mads💕

i miss youuuu🥺

Brianna 🤍

Miss you! Hope you are well and taking care of yourself! 🫶🏾

Raissa

Hi K, I hope everything is okay!

unholy babygirl

We miss you like crazy, K. Biggest hugs! 💙

morgan

i hope you’re doing alright, k. miss you!🤍

kei

we miss you K 🫶 hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself ❤️ big hugs

🍊

Hope you're well, Kay 💛

Caelum

🖤🖤🖤

echo

miss you K! hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself! 🥺💞

Princess

I miss u 😢 I Hope You’re okay 🎀

Prettyinpink

Hope everything is okay 🩵

Roma

Reem

Me too, It’s been a almost a week , miss him a lot🥺

Destiny

The way I was just trapped in a room with a bee 😩😭

linds

this is low key humiliating but you might need a laugh tonight — i just saw a 🪳 in my nyc apartment (don’t start) and called ashley to scream before calling my dad to cry, before finally annihilating it with raid and flushing it (but i made him stay on the phone with me??) i’ll be here tonight 🧍🏼‍♀️