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you're wrapped up in blankets in bed. you were taking a nap this morning to hopefully help with the cramps when i peek my head in to see you awake. every month during these moments, i wish there was more that i could do to take this pain from you. all i ever want to do is take care of you.

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Aiza

I can’t wait!!!

JC

You have perfect timing lol

Aiza

The pain is unbearable but these audios always help, thank you so much K <3

Aiza

HAPPY 2000th PATREON POST K, we appreciate you and all your work!! 🎉💗🙌🏼🥂

ewa

congrats on the 2k posts milestone and thank youuu K 🎉❤️‍🔥😇

sonji

istg its like clockwork with this guy what kinda dark sorcery is this?! (it’s doing it every month around the same time..) anyway can’t wait for my cramps to hit later so i can listen to this lmao

Nairahhh

Umm how do you know my cycle? 😂😩 also happy 2000th post

Colleen

✨ K Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Klones ✨

Sultry 🍓

I just had surgery this morning on my uterus so a cramps audio is ✨️amazing✨️ rn

miso

knight posting on my birthday

Carrie

Question: Has K been made an official superhero yet? And if so what universe? (Remember no capes they get sucked into plane engines) I mean he literally saves the day with "almost" every audio... shaving audio I am looking at you...excuse me while I still the mourn the beard.

Katie Munns

Perfect timing as always

Linne

Oh this is perfect right now!! Also congrats on the 2k posts! 💕

Kickis

I swear, period audios are the way to my very very jaded heart. 🥹❤️

lexoxle

*gasp* could this be the audio idea i submitted?? 🫢🥹

Beanybaby

The timing couldn't be more perfect!

Rose

2k posts 🤯 Gawd daaaaamn

Liv

2k posts!!

flo 🌟

2K POSTS WOOOOO🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

simply.tira

how did you know 🥹

Kameela

I have this feeling that you’re spying on me K. How do you know that I got my period today ?? 😭

Cymbelina

2000 POSTS!! YIPPEE 🥳🥳

maia

the five major food groups (@ 4:41): fruits, vegetables, grains, protein foods, dairy ❌ love and attention, water, food, painkillers, tv ✅ the timing of this was impeccable 😪

maia

also... congrats on 2000 posts!! what an incredible milestone and proof of your hard work and dedication towards making audios. watching you grow the past years has been truly admireable, i'm so so proud of how far you have come and i can't wait to see what the future holds ,3

Anna

1. As someone who has given birth multiple times (and assisted in countless births as a nurse) AND gets gnarly period cramps every month- intentional breathing does work! Only difference is that while labor contractions are WAY worse, they come and go so breathing through them is very important but then there is time in between to reset your mind and body before the next one. Period pain, for me at least, isn’t as intense but is CONSTANT. Deep, slow intentional breathing helps to take the edge off but only while doing it. The pain doesn’t ever truly go away until the heat starts working and/or the pain killers kick in. For this reason I opt for the “drugs” during my period like right away whereas I’ve never opted for the drugs while giving birth. 2. Fully making pancakes - even just A pancake - in LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES has got to be some sort of world record, no? 😜 Heating the pan and thoroughly cooking a pancake takes *at least* that long if not longer for me lol let alone gathering the ingredients and mixing the batter. What am I doing wrong?! I need tips on super-speed cooking, please and thank you 🙏 Myself and my impatient toddlers who are almost always clung to my legs crying up at me that they’re sooooo hungry would be forever grateful 😅🤣 (…… maybe THAT’S why I can’t make pancakes in less than five minutes… 🤔 lol)

gaby

Congrats on 2000 posts sir! You're amazing ❤️

Sassypants

2,000 posts!! Thank you thank you for all you do. You make my life better 🥰 My period started today & I was feeling all the things 😡😤😭😱

Sassypants

Oh yeah I have to have drugs - can’t get through a period without them. Screw intentional breathing… give me ALL the drugs 😂

morgan

congrats on 2000 posts k!! thank you for all your hard work and effort 🤍

Anna

Yup! And I try to start taking them at the first hint of cramps (even if it’s a day or two before my actual period) because if I don’t get ahead of the pain early I’m a goner. I HATE that I have to do that because I HATE taking medicine. I’m stubborn and will tough it out when it comes to mostly anything and everything else. Heck I have lower back arthritis and chronic pain since I was 16. But period cramps… I can’t hang. Being also flooded with hormones probably doesn’t help either lol

t!

this one was so good and so sweet i cried 😭 definitely my new favorite <333

Mystical_pookies

So we all on our periods huh😭😭

Rose

5:43 - 6:20 This part 🥺😭 The understanding 🥺❤️

Rose

“You better not fall in love with the clones” I’m 💀

Sassypants

Yeah plus we have to do other stuff like work, drive, grocery shopping, take care of kids (in your case) while dealing with cramps. Hard to multitask that while feeling like you want to 💀 The hormones do not help things for sure! But I believe you when you say labour is worse 🥲

Carrie

I wish we could throw K a party 2000 post is an amazing accomplishment! Thank you is never enough K ❤️

Destiny

Happy 2,000 posts K! What a milestone! 🎉 Thank you for all the time and effort you put in to creating kaudios for us. You are very appreciated, I hope you know that 💕

Eliza (edited)

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2024-07-26 15:58:01 This is such a good audio, you’re so understanding and kind
2024-07-25 04:22:29 This is such a good audio, you’re so understanding and kind

This is such a good audio, you’re so understanding and kind

Angelqiqi

Period cramps sucks🥲

Kiera Kennedy

Since finding your audios last year you have made me so happy and thank you so much k for all the audios.

Aiza

Love and Affection ❤️

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

Ahhhh. This is so sweet. K’s kind and caring personality is showing out in this one. And now I want risotto! 🤣😢 Facts…breakfast is amazing at any time of the day. 😋 Me: takes pain meds on an empty stomach all the time. Ooooops. 🤐😵‍💫🤫🤫🤫🤣 damn it, calling me out K!! I relate hard to needing even more of K’s love and attention. Yeah yeah, there’s thousands of posts and audios but I need specific, intense, direct attention. Big sigh. 🙋🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🤩 I wonder if the cramp simulators can reflect how bad uterus cramps are…because it feels like a sharp cheese grater is shredding and grating my insides right now. 😭😓 Hahaha we’re going to need about 10 million clones of K in order to fulfill all the girlies in need out there. I need at least 17 just for me alone. Yes, I said AT LEAST 17 for ME. 🤣😂😅😍 K….So funny, getting jealous of hypothetical clones of yourself. 🤣🤔 Awe…da quickie pancake. 🥺😇🤗🥞🥞🥞 These audios are so good. Thank you. ❤️🍓💋