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it’s funny how things have changed since dave moved in. somehow, over the past few months, he and i have become good friends. even though he started off just dragging himself around, he’s almost like one of us now, getting a little more human every day he spends with us. he’s gotten better at little things, like rinsing off dishes and even hauling the trash out without leaving a trail behind him. you’re still getting used to having him around, but i can tell he’s genuinely trying. in his own way, he’s part of the family now, and seeing him adapt makes me grateful for this odd little life we’ve carved out together, even with a zombie for a roommate.

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Aiza

I MISSED DAVE

brooke

lmao my dogs name is dave

Aiza

The description is cute and I’m so excited to listen to this. This little life makes me so happy🥹 HI DAVE!

Kalilea

Aww poor Dave got turned into a zombie 🤣🤣🤣 I was wondering what happened to him and how he’s been lol well guess he’s a zombie now

Rose

Not Zombie dave 💀 Welp welcome to the fam Dave 🫶🏻

Kiera Kennedy

I can’t Even with Dave 😂😂

O

Yes!! I have been waiting 2 years for this update!! I needed to know how Dave is doing more than l would like to admit.

JC

Oh my god I forgot about this 😭😭😭

Hanna Banana

The Dave multi-verse honestly kills me😂

soph

Justice for Dave

Aiza

I absolutely love the “silly” tag☺️

ReneeX

Dave, you will never not be iconic!

Jewels

AHHHH DAVE 🧟

Rose

If only real life Dave knew that you turned him into a zombie 😂

Destiny

Oh how I’ve missed Dave 🧡

Samiosa

Of course K breaks his no roommate rule for zombie Dave 😂

ewa

love seeing "slice of life" tag next to "zombie" 😀

Aiza

Including Dave in TV Nights and Movie Nights, so cute. Your such a great friend K🫶🏼

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

😂🤣😂🤣 “dish procedure” 🧼🍽🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ Rehabilitating all the zombie populations?!?! Bruhhhhh. Less bitey?! 🤣 I guess that is progress. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 why is this so hilarious?! “We won’t make a mess.” Famous last words my guy. Wait - now you’re winning me over since Dave kept the random zombie from eating you. 🤣🤔🙃🤯 Dave isn’t going away, is he? Is he, K? K?? K?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 I swear we stepped away to speak alone but Dave is all up in the entire convo the whole time. 😂😂🤣 must have great zombie hearing. So much for our alone time tonight. 🥲😮‍💨 just get me some batteries while you’re out. 🔋😏😉

Carrie

"Dave use to be more bitey and now he is less bitey" Poor Dave we missed you. 😂😂 Are there no ends to your talents K? Poet, writer, lover, boyfriend, husband, father, Dave the Zombie handler. 🤣🤣

Carrie

Relationship conversations you never thought you would have. "Fine Babe you keep your Zombie Best Friend but I am not cleaning up after him." 🤣😂☠️

Brynn

I propose game night with the bachelor house zombies audio!

Destiny

I want real life Dave to find out someday…..and I wish I could see his reaction 😂

Mims

This was cute and made me giggle. "We're working our way through Futurama right now." lol

Caitlin

I would 100% watch a show about K, his girlfriend and his best buddy, zombie Dave. I’m cracking up over the casual conversation K is having with a zombie just grunting back.

Rose

He probably did use a vocal effect that made him sound like that.

Caitlin

"He hasn't eaten a human in....When's the last time you ate a human Dave?" "Greurguegrrr" "SEE?"

gaby

As long as Dave pays his rent, I'm content

kay 🦦

oh k was feeling extraaa silly today “Dave use his zombie strength to RAHH the wall down — RAHH 🧟‍♂️” made me laugh so hard

brinny

the dave lore goes crazy

Kickis

This is giving "Baby, I brought a stray dog home. Can we keep him, please please please pleeease? 🥺" energy. 😂❤️

Naya M

the real nightmare in this apocalypse isn't even Dave or others like him, it's the fact that we still have to pay for subscriptions 😭

Studybug.Mp3

Idk Dave is raising the water bill keeping the water running while doing the dishes

Pame🌜

When Dave said "RAAAAAAAARRRRR 🧟" I felt that

Pame🌜

The way I GENUINELY laughed when he said "the only reason I'm not going "ahhhgrrrr" now it's because of him" HAHAHA

silvs

K you never told us your bestie Dave was a Zombie! You learn something new everyday 😉

Aiza

Are we going to get the return of our hottest best friend succubus?

T.

ahhahahaaaah PLEASE tell me you’ve sent this to him

Gabriela

Who said we wanted Dave to leave??? Don’t put words into our mouths, sir! We love Dave

AmyE

Adorable x

Roxanne Crane

“It reminds him about being people” 😂😂😂 I’m trying to get chores done and no one understands why I’m cracking up 😂

miso

“no offense Dave but you have kinda ruined the couch” 😭