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we are not getting a horse (Patreon)

Published:
2021-09-24 20:12:54
Imported:
2022-01

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princess, listen, i know you are dying to have a pet right now but a horse is so out of the question.

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Maia

a horse 😭😭😭

_n3ll1(Nelli)

Pls I was a horse girl since I was 4 😭😭😭

moonx ☾

A horse??? Omg 😭

Souuuuupe

no horse ?? that’s messed up man…

Gyanna J

Me being a equestrian

CarelessBird

Horse?? in this economy??? 👀lol

Gyanna J

When I legit just bought my horse

Anonymous

This technique is a force to be reckoned with....

Dufoli88

This was so ridiculously cute, and also hit so close because I too wanted a horse and chose to "settle" for a week of riding lessons 🙈 I gotta say though, so much shade being thrown at the East Coast! 🥺😭

Alivia’s Life

This was different, I liked it. Also Christopher Reeve’s birthday is tomorrow- google just put up the first doodle in honor of him. A real-life hero🖤

Chloe21Randall

But I want a horse😭😂😂🥺

Gyanna J

I live in the east coast and surprisingly there are many barn lmaoo I live for audios like this

Anonymous

i love how he sounded so incredulous in the beginning. awwww.

samsam

"also you've never ridden a horse in your life." uh sir I live on a farm and grew up doing rodeos

ryou

ok but how about otters??? ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯