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stay in bed and let me take care of you (Patreon)

Published:
2022-04-11 17:41:03
Imported:
2022-09

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baby, you still have a fever, there is no chance that i'm gonna let you try to get anything other than sleep done today. you need to relax and take it easy. 

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Winry
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😂 The sequel we didn't know we needed! Thank you for your sacrifice. Your review is very helpful.

Rose

I don’t have the illnesses, but I too have cramps and a splitting headache, right out of nowhere 😫😩 I almost made it home… tomorrow morning…. I really thought I broke the curse of going through this bullshit every single time I visit my friends. So close. So fucking close…. 🥺😭 I really don’t want to have to drive for an hour feeling like this tomorrow… 🥺😭

Rose

Oh god, more Netipot talk 🤭 I’m so curious too tbh… maybe I’ll try it and let you know how it goes 🤭

Rose

“I’m glad I’m a good pillow. 😊 No, I am genuinely glad! That, like, that makes me really happy. I wish you’d use me all the time as your pillow. 🤭 I would, I wouldn’t stop you, you could use me as a pillow all day long. 🤭❤️😊 Yeah, I mean sometimes you might be [laughs] in weird positions, but yeah you can, no matter what state you find me in you can come lay on me. You always can. 🥰 [Softly] Of course you can baby. 🥺❤️😊” Me, crying, because physical touch is my love language, and I *ache* for this…. I *always* have a strong desire to be held, in some way or another. I *never* tire of it, it just… makes my soul happy…. 🥺❤️🥰 I’ve never met anyone who wanted cuddles the way I just do… 🥺❤️ I would give almost ANYTHING for a relationship like that…. 🥺❤️😭😭😭 Between pain and hormones, I cannot handle these feelings right now 🥺😭

Rose

In the middle of listening to this one again and you post a new one with a similar premise 😮🤭🤭🤭❤️

Rose

I could never swallow pills as a kid either! 😮😓🥺 I’m sooo glad I mastered it eventually! Liquid meds are sooooo gross! 😓

Rose

Being sick and being on your period is just horrific 🥺😓 I’m soooooo grateful my Covid symptoms abated before my cramps hit full-force 🥺😭

Rose

There is one silver lining to periods though - when your boobs get bigger 🤭😄🤭

Rose

It’s honestly sooooo off putting for me when the listener is “bratty” in the sick audios 😓 I would give anything to love someone so sweet and so wonderful that they would go out of their way to make sure I’m taken care of… 🥺❤️ I can’t imagine actually being lucky enough to be with someone like this, and being so ungrateful as to actually fight against it… 😒🧐🤨 That doesn’t resonate with me at all as a person, but especially as a girlfriend, I could *never* act like that. 😓 I would *melt* and be like “thank you love 🥺❤️ you’re the best, and I’m so fucking lucky to have you!! 🥺❤️😭❤️”

Rose

So… I just tried one of those Netipot things cause I’m a little stuffy. I am gifting you my unfiltered review🤭 To be read in an infomercial announcement voice: *clears throat* ✨Ever wonder what drowning feels like, but find your curiosity hampered by the un-enticing promise of death afterwards? Well, you can wonder no more! For the low price of, idk, like $30?🤔 and a few torturous moments, you too can assault your nostrils, violate your sinuses, and question every life choice you’ve ever made up until this moment! ✨ Oh, and you might be able to breathe a little better afterwards. 🤷‍♀️ Idk. *End announcer voice* At this point I’m still spitting out the solution every few minutes, and I am, both literally and figuratively, a little salty 😂 Imma use it a few more times and let you know if it’s worth it. 😂

Rose

Update: it’s been over an hour and I CAN BREATHE!!! 😱 THERE’S SO MUCH AIR O.O My mind is blown, omg. For weeks I was too scared to try it, and now I’m like…. “Damn I should have done this ages ago!” 100% worth it! I’m gonna use it for a week and see how much better it feels! I can breeeeeeeeeathe!! 😄🥰