Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney! (Patreon)

Chapter 55.5: PHOney Baloney!

Three bricks up and two across. September 2010.

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Posted on 15 September 2010

October is approaching and along with it Halloween! Will we get treats or tricks? I don’t know - but I’m not the least bit scared, you hear? It’s just another opportunity to dress up like I do every time I marathon the books and movies. Only difference is I can do it in public!

What does have me shaking in my boots is the last movie. The end is nigh! NIGH! But don’t think for one moment that us potheads are going to ground.@MadEye_Trudy has been digging in the dirt too, along with a new helper! Courtesy to @CamHorcrux, a recent addition to the forum. So if anyone’s got something to talk about, join us in the muck!

>FabePrewVit (Ravenclaw)

I don’t know about all that… feels like there’s been a drought on news and gossip here lately. 

>ButterBeerBelly (Hufflepuff)

I feel like twitter’s where it's at these days. facebook is cool too but i only use that to stalk my exes usually. There’s all these celebs on twitter 2, or maybe fake accounts i dunno. I follow a bunch of the cast who have accounts. Main cast don’t seem all into it - but loads of the other peeps have signed up

>Harmony-Armory (Hufflepuff)

JK Rowling signed up for twitter also! Some1 was impersonating her so she joined apparently. Used to be pretty active a while back. Got all this extra lore

>Pr0fV3ct0r (Hufflepuff)

DID U KNOW: wizards just pop a squat and shit in the halls!?! Y wipe when you can swipe ur wand??? O_O; Eew!

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Agreed. I’m glad she’s not actively posting a lot anymore on there. I don’t need her to destroy my dreams and tell me Ron and Hermione get divorced or some BS

>Harmony-Armory (Hufflepuff)

@Kimmy_Con NO then how will we know if Harry and Hermione get together. They were meant to B!

>xXxHadrianBlackxXx (Gryffindor)

I know of a place where all your fantasies can come true. Not here tho. C u in the DMs

>Accio_Bum (Gryffindor)

Ded board? Ded like Dobby?

>Pr0fV3ct0r (Hufflepuff)

@Accio_Bum DONT EVEN GO THERE!1!11 (> T~T) > i’m still so sad from reading it - the movie made it sososososo much worse. 

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

Heartwrenching. Their performances had me gutted. Almost dint catch it cuz I knew what was coming. But I just had to see it in theatres. Twice. On the same night. 

>FabePrewVit (Ravenclaw)

There was a part of me that wanted to skip as well. Then I saw the poster - it looked so different from all the ones in the past u know? Made voldemort look like such a huge villain and the movie delivered on that promise too

>ButterBeerBelly (Hufflepuff)

What sold me (ignoring that I’m going regardless) was some of the casting. Cary Elwes and Rachel Weisz together? Sign me up!

>Bookworm/notale (Ravenclaw)

Cary Elwes notable roles: 

The Princess Bride 1987 - Dread Pirate Roberts

Robin Hood Men in Tights 1993 - Robin Hood

Psych 2009 - Pierre Despereaux

Rachel Weisz notable roles:

The Mummy 1999 - Evelyn Carnahan

Constantine 2005 - Isabela Dodson

Eragon 2006 - Saphira (voice)

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

Don’t sell our regular cast short either! The villains especially - i hated voldie, i hated the dursleys, i hated snape, i hated bellatrix, i hated the malfoys. Masterful work from all of them. Only one that didn't bubble up the bile was surprisingly Dudley - as an aside, barely recognised Harry Melling at the prem! 

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

U know who shocked me? Petunia - of all people! That last scene with her and Harry wasn’t in the book! 

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

Apparently wasn’t part of the script either. I heard through the grapevin that the scene was improvised on the spot by Bas and Fiona Shaw. 

> MadEye_Trudy (House Elf)

Since we’re on the topic of Bas and casting simultaneously:Article embed [ Lily Potter Casting Foster Child ]

Permalink: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/L3m0j0…harry-potter-lily-potter 

>Accio_Bum (Gryffindor)

Aww look at dat li’l nepo babee

>Pr0fV3ct0r (Hufflepuff)

Bas even visited their school… Y COULDNT I BE A 1o YR OLD WELSH SK00LGRILL!?!?

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

@Pr0fV3ct0r Same…

>Lady$Milfoy (Slytherin)

He’s soooo good with children. Bas has serious potential to be a great daddy. I’d love to make him one

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

@Lady$Milfoy SAME!

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

Ohohoho I was waiting for this. I knew this was coming. The stench of rotting fish is wafting through the fucking broadband. Everything was going so damn smoothly before you all had to mention Bas Reeks. Weren't we all enjoying chatting bout other cool bts HP stuff? But nooooo. Every single thread has to devolve into you braying after the fraud. 

You’re all horny sheep, he’s leading by the nose. Man’s a degenerate! 

No wonder you and the welshman are so enamored w/ each othr. Your natural soulmates and holemates. Yuck! 

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

Here we go. Ur the 1 getting aggro here u dropkick! FFS hows this guy not banned yet?

>Blog_Beetle (Head of House)

I ask myself the same question every few weeks. As it is, he’s not used overly harsh language, gone spamming, nor directed vitriol at any one poster in particular.

@Trollina_2-2 Your insinuation of the stereotypical sexual predilections of a group of people hasn't gone unnoticed. I’ve got a cell in Azaban with your name on it buddy.

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>FabePrewVit (Ravenclaw)

Derails everywhere I look… ugh its getting tedious… not sure about this news of the director - David Yates? - not doing the last movie. Thought he might’ve stuck it through to the end…

>CamHorcrux (Slytherin)

It's because he’s terrified of Bas

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

Sauce? @CamHorcrux

>Lady$Milfoy (Slytherin)

Highly highly doubt that. Our Bas is a sweetheart

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

AHA! Shady motherfucker - I keep telling you but no one listens! Good for Yates! Finally out from under the yoke of that douchebag diva. Now I only feel sorry for my Emma that she has to continue working with him after all the sexual harassment he’s subjected her to!

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Someones still not over the lady garden. I preferred the Cuaron films better anyway

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

@Trollina_2-2 makes it sound as if Bas is like some evil overlord who’s keeping everyone down for his own benefit. Totally kookoo.

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

Damn str8. He has and I can prove it! HP is ending and because of that a bunch of the cast and crew are moving on to other projects. David yates, Karen Gillan, and also my Emma all have something to look forward to after Potter and after Bas. And those are just the eg off the top of my head. @Bookworm/notale back me up nerd. I know you’ve got a list ready to go, compare that with what that sheepfucker has lined up.

>Bookworm/notale (Ravenclaw)

Not on your team. Here’s the info tho. Don’t shoot the messenger: 

David Yates has commenced pre-production on WB’s latest revision of Red Riding Hood slated for release 2011. Interesting fact: Gary Oldman is also part of the cast. 

Karen Gillan is the current contemporary to the latest Dr Who on the BBC. Amy Pond has rapidly cemented herself as a fan favourite. 

Emma Watson has signed on for her second independent Hollywood production, she plays lead alongside George Clooney. Set to start filming this November, to be released late next year.

Bas Rhys has no confirmed projects as of yet. There were murmurings about him rejoining the fast and furious franchise, reprising his role as Sean Boswell, but that fell through. 

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

Told you losers! Bas Reeks is nothing without Harry Potter. His 15 mins are up. He’ll be forgotten in no time. Nobody wants him in their films -bet he hasn’t even had an audition. And unlike everyone else building their career he didnt even shoot anything between HBP and DH. Done and dusted!

>RefriedBertieBotts (Hufflepuff)

Couldn’t keep lurking. Haven’t been here long but getting real tired of dude upstairs mouthing off. None of what you’ve said is strictly true.

I know for a fact that he’s had meetings to play a role in another film - it was with that fat guy from Superbad.

And he’s genuinely such a fun flirty guy. He made me feel like i was actually there, which is more than I can say for 99 percent of celebs who walk into the restaurant i work at. I dont exist at all to them. Not Bas though. Tried to jokingly make me serve him booze lol.

It was going pretty well until some hussy basically tried to fuck him in the middle of a crowded room. He left pretty quickly after that.

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Done and dusted? You’re not serious. Someone pull up box office numbers so we can all see just how irrelevant Bas has become.

>Bookworm/notale (Ravenclaw)

Now this is more my speed:

Movie: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Role: Harry Potter

Release: 2009

Budget: 250 Million

Box Office: 1.3 Billion

Movie: Black Dynamite

Role: Cream Corn

Release: 2009

Budget: 3 Million

Box Office: 60 Million (domestic only)

Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1

Role: Harry Potter

Release: 2010

Budget: 150 Million

Box Office: 1.4 Billion (as of date)

>Accio_Bum (Gryffindor)

1 of those is not like the others…

>RefriedBertieBotts (Hufflepuff)

Still, insane margins. 20x recoup on budget. Plus i just really wanted to shut that guy up. Is it always like this here?

>ButterBeerBelly (Hufflepuff)

Nah @RefriedBertieBotts its just a few culprits too obsessed and too online. The one upside with the movies ending is that certain members lose their reason to complain. I enjoyed the run up to the movie for sure. Always fun seeing the cast in interviews - you can tell thems having a good time.

>Pr0fV3ct0r (Hufflepuff)

Xpecialy that Ellen interview with the trio. Bas is never not a gas =3=3=3

>MadEye_Trudy (House Elf)

Video embed [ Ellen Show Gold Trio ]

Permalink: https://www.youtube.com/watch/K4yJdL3s…potterprank/

>Accio_Bum (Gryffindor)

Lawl! He locked her in and they had to lock those sweet moves up! Ellen didn’t seem to mind too much, prison’s probs her jam

>ButterBeerBelly (Hufflepuff)

Surprised they didn’t do Conan O’Brien again. Or actually, I get it NBC and Leno did him dirty. Hopefully TBS will be better for the ginger

>Hagridonkulous (Gryffindor)

They did tho! Bas and Conan I mean. I dunno if anyone else has checked it out but Conan did a remote segment and co-hosted with Bas - It's all behind the scenes and hilarious! My sis and I’ve watched it like ten times together. It's on his new Youtube channel! 

>MadEye_Trudy (House Elf)

Video embed [ Coco Weasley & The BAStard ]

Permalink: https://www.youtube.com/watch/table-dancing

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

Those 2 have crazy energy - emphasis on the crazy

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

What's crazier is that Bas ain't that diff in person. Got to meet him this summer when I managed to snag those incredibly overpriced tickets for the Universal park premiere. He took us on all the rides and never complained even when we draped ourselves over him, treating him like one!

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Rich bitch!

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

Be jelly

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

Fake fake fake. Y constantly praise him? None of dis shit is him doing anything - he’s just reading the script the studio tells him to. Puppet boy. Liar long nose pinocchio puto. 

In fact after subjecting myself to all the drivel you’ve collectively posted; between the comment about the booze, Ellen asking if he’s on drugs, and just his general behaviour. Rhys is probs awful behind closed doors. Just watch - the guys gonna crash and burn 

My money says the guys knows his career is over thats why i’m guessing hes suicidal or some shit. That cut on his hand? That bs story about him drowning? Connect the dots sheeple!

>Lady$Milfoy (Slytherin)

We do NOT talk about that incident!

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

It was all over international fuckin news!!

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Are you outta your damn mind!?!? Some of us are still reeling - I still have some of my anxiety meds left over!

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

I assure everyone here. Don’t listen to the tin foil troll. This wasn’t a conspiracy or some PR scheme. It was a stunt gone almost very very wrong. 

>FabePrewVit (Ravenclaw)

Don’t flame me for saying this, but… I don’t fully disagree with @Trollina_2-2. Not about the near-death experience obvs. But the rest may have some merit.

Wasn’t there a celeb gossip article about him being totes sloshed in public a little while ago? Not a good look. Apparently roaming the streets after some big party he went to with Donald Glover - they interviewed some girl who was there and everything.

>MadEye_Trudy (House Elf)

Article embed [ Maricon or Mariachi? Bas Rhys’ Underage Drunken Cravings ]

Permalink: https://www.usweekly.com/LAsightings/TacVTaco

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

Would you look at that? HAHAHAHAHA. Let me repeat what that skank in the interview said - louder for the people in the back too. Baby boy Bas ran away from that dime piece and went and gobbled down some thick juicy carne instead.

Actually now that I think about it, either he’s gonna off himself or more likely he’s a fairy who's gonna flap his wings any day now! WIN WIN FOR ME. I won't have to worry about Emma’s virtue for too long.

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Anyone have a rip of that scene from Ron's horcrux nightmare? Really wanna rub it in his face. Thats proof enough of to me that you’re wrong on every level.

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

How delulu can one guy get? They’re gorgeous movie stars who work in very close proximity. Chances are they're rooting like rabbits. Stuff happens on set. 

>Trollina_2-2 (Death Eater)

HOORS!

[User has been sent to Azkaban. Posting privileges rescinded for a period of 30 days.]

>Blog_Beetle (Head of House)

I wont lie. That felt great. Mind your manners everyone. Just because you choose not to spell the word out, doesn't mean we don't understand the intent. 

>Shrieking(Y)Cabin (Gryffindor)

Just a quick fly-by here. I can verify (with first-hand experience) that Mr Rhys is - ah, shall we say on… the straight but not very narrow. He’s quite immune to altitude sickness; you'll be interested to find out. @RefriedBertieBotts if you’ve served him then you know he leaves quite the generous tip

>RefriedBertieBotts (Hufflepuff)

Decent chance I would've preferred it over cash

>Lady$Milfoy (Slytherin)

Spill.

>Shrieking(Y)Cabin (Gryffindor)

Are you asking for details or describing the hazard you’ve caused?

>Lady$Milfoy (Slytherin)

Both.

>Accio_Bum (Gryffindor)

Bruh…. Clean up on aisle milf!

>xXxHadrianBlackxXx (Gryffindor)

I thot i was the only 1 who wrote fanfic here

>CamHorcrux (Slytherin)

Trust me. Nothing said sounds unrealistic. Bas is active even on set. Not Watson, though. Not a whiff of any shenanigans going on there. At least to my knowledge.

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

I can provide consensus on the Emma/Bas thing. Although @CamHorcrux I repeat: sauce?

>CamHorcrux (Slytherin)

No thanks. I like living.

>Hagridonkulous (Gryffindor)

This is all so adult!

>Kimmy_Con (Gryffindor)

Sorry! I’m creating a private group. Whoever wants to join, DM me, I’ll add you. 

>ButterBeerBelly (Hufflepuff)

Bas needs a minder… I remember there used to be that nanny or whatever following him around. Thought they would’ve replaced her by now - I don’t see anyone around him anymore.

>CamHorcrux (Slytherin)

…

>GoldenBitch50 (Slytherin)

@CamHorcrux U know something! TELL US!

>CamHorcrux (Slytherin)

[User has been deleted.]

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~ Topic: Leak in the Cauldron

In: Boards > Misc > Creevey’s Catalog > Sneakoscoped

Admin: Kimmy_Con

Created on 10 October 2010

We don’t normally do this- Oh, who am I kidding!?!

Lets dispense with the thin veneer of civility we try to hide behind. This thread has been exclusively created to ignore all rational discussion and delve into the pit of passions.

All things sordid, candid, and morbid can be discussed here. Inspired by the massive interest in a few private groups, we’ve banded here to keep the rest of the site clean. @Blog_Beetle has given their full blessing

Not just for the freaks!

Any backstage buzz is most welcome and encouraged. To kick us off @MadEye_Trudy has something monumental to share!

> MadEye_Trudy (House Elf)

Not mine. @[Deleted User] supplied this to me. 

Permalink:[ HarryParty.mp4 ]

>Pr0fV3ct0r (Hufflepuff)

H0LY SH13T! (O_O) Dis legit????

>Bookworm/notale (Ravenclaw)

I’m… going to have to update Bas’ wikipedia page again…

>Lady$Milfoy (Slytherin)

My oh my… think he’ll need a sugar mommy after this?

>Shrieking(Y)Cabin (Gryffindor)

Generous in the literal sense too, eh?

>SkrewtOnTheBarbie (Hufflepuff)

His ban should be up! Somebody link this to @Trollina_2-2 ASAP!! Let’s see him talk shit now!