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You were supposed to come to bed ages ago and I come back out to find you on the couch with your eyes closed with your phone in your hand.

So now I'm the sleep police. Come on.... it's time for bed

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Amanda

Ha, you know me so well you just get to doom scrolling and can't seem to stop. This is great ❤️

DARTHDOKKI

Crazy, I’m actually playing COD right now. 🤭

Shiva

Goodness your kisses are so juicy and cute 🥰

Katelin

2 am scrolling on my phone when this pops up.. guess I guess go to sleep now lol

Anita

Why are you calling me out like that, Hank? 🙈🙈😅 Can’t wait to listen when it’s time for bed later. 🥰😉

Katarina93

ohhh Hank Do I Have Too?....Okey Ill go To bed :D

Amanda

This was soo cute 🥺 definitely my new favorite sleep aid of yours.

Fizzywoo

Thanks, Hank! ❤️ Don't forget to get some sleep yourself! 😴

Kacie Elektra ✨

Ohhh boy, I better hold off till tonight with this one 😅 It’s now 1:30pm and I’ve only been awake for like an hour tops. But I already know if I put this on I’ll be on the couch sleeping like a baby. 🥱😴

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

Hank, I listened to this as I went for a little afternoon snooze. I just woke up three hours later. 🙈 I think it's safe to say it worked. 🤭 Thank you, Hank, for another super soothing sleep aid. 💤🧡

Susheila

I’m guilty of staying up too late. Usually having a Hank marathon lol. This was cute thanks Hank . 😘🥰

Kathwoman

Oooh the Sleep Police and Cozy Patrol is on late night shift! I’m happy to get busted 🥱😴 We’re getting spoiled ladies 🥰 Thank you Hank

Anita

If this wasn’t the most perfect sleep aid, I don’t know what is. 🥰🥰🥰 Love the simplicity of it & the long no-talking part at the end, since that’s usually where I truly wind down & fall asleep. And running your fingers along my back? Yes, please! 🫠🫠 I did really enjoy the beginning too though. Their comfortable banter sets the mood perfectly. ☺️ Thank you for this gem, Hank!

Kacie Elektra ✨

Okay, was it a smart decision to decide I needed a nap at 3:00pm after not waking up till almost noon? Probably not. Did I sleep for an amazing 4 hours straight after listening to this to doze off? Yes. Do I regret it in the slightest? Absolutely not. 👀😍 This was so adorable and relaxing! The fact that it was describing my “bedtime” habits a bit too accurately made it even more authentic. 😅 I’m always up way too late for no real good reason other than to be scrolling on my phone… usually with a Hank audio in my earbuds. And odds are my eyes are either heavily drooping or completely closed. 😂 I’m definitely gonna return to this one tonight when I’m having trouble sleeping because I have done slept half the day. 🤪 but I did need a little recovery time today. 👀 so thank you for helping me out there, Hank! This was absolutely perfect! 😍

💖 Sarah B

I’m gonna pop in my ear buds and snuggle into bed tonight with this one 😴 the best sleep aid thus far 👌😍 thank you 😘💋

Jelecia Washington

But my phone is how I listen to these if I put the phone away I won’t be going to sleep at all

Thea ✨

The sweet and incredibly relaxing back rub is back 🥹 Thank you Hank! 🥰❤️

Katie Smith

Oh my god this is so perfect. I’m elbow deep in writing my dissertation and not very good at turning my brain off rn. Thanks, Hank!! 😘💛

Alyssa

No "I love you" before we fall asleep? 😭

Becca

As always, perfect and very effective.😴👌 Your calming, gentle breathing at the end along with the sound of your hand caressing our backs 🥱😴... it's 10am and thinking about it makes me sleepy again😅. Thanks for this gem! 🥰❤️

Hitomi

Oops she forgot No.1! JK😗~♬ Reminded me of one of my little fetishes in this audio. The short voice of Hank listening back to what she said around 2:26 sec. I love that one because it's so cute😄 I could listen to that part over and over again😏 And I love the sound of someone brushing their teeth😂 Maybe I have a weird sound fetish... By the way, I wonder what would happen if she made this sleep police angry🙄 Of course, you can't just leave her there... But some of us really need such a gentleman like who is considerate of her. Otherwise, some people will stay up until their bodies scream🙄 Even if they understand that they should deal with themselves about sleep and go to bed in their head. But Hank's audio fills that need, and in fact, I don't remember from the middle of Hank stroking her back😪 Thanks for the another nice sleep aid audio💝

Ash

You said "Its three something" and I had to pause because it IS in fact 3:06 AM right now 😭