Harley Quinn at the Gotham City Police Department (Patreon)

After an other breakup with the Joker (wait, isn't he dead? maybe? erf, whatever), Harley Quinn finds herself caught by the two new rising stars of the GCPD:

"You guys give me good cop/bad cop vibes y'know? I bet M. Long Schlong is the smooth talker while Captain Fatso other there is supposed to be the one to make me talk. By the way, have you considered naming your cocks? I heard some people do that. I went from Harleen Quinzel to Harley Quinn so, as you can see, I always sucked (that's what she said) at naming things... hmm... what about Biggus Dickus and Solid Snake? Too nerdy for you maybe?"