You ARE the droids we’ve been looking for. (Patreon)

“Halt! You are the droids we’ve been searching for.”

“But, but we are not droids! We have been turned into droids by the machinery in your base!” The gold droid replied, arms waving stiffly.

“So you admit to trespassing as well!”

“Oh please!” The smaller blue and white droid interjected. “We have rights!”

“Actually, as you are droids you do not. Now come with us. Someone find me some obedience bolts.”