Battle Betty Lottery (Patreon)

"You see, once the process is complete, your mind will be housed inside this synthetic body. Your body will be stored in our cryo chambers safe and sound while you are free to venture forth and serve your country as a new Battle Betty."

"It doesn't even look like me."

"Oh of course, The Battle Betty line is mass produced. You're not here to look like yourself, you're here to by a symbol of safety and power to everyone on earth. In the event the Xenonids return during your five years of service you will be pulled to active duty, but otherwise you will serve in parades and museums and private collectors until then."

"Do I have a choice?"

"You know as well as I that the lottery is random and unchangeable, Your lucky number was pulled and Now its your turn to serve."