Pink Socks Pastrami Heroine Art Jam - Banter File (Patreon)

“An art jam?” Trisha asked, confused as to why no one else knew what she was talking about. “You know, where a bunch of artists get together and create artwork that follows a theme decided by the creator. You know…on DeviantArt?” 

Sg: nice exposition there

Me: had to do it some how

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“Come on guys…please?! I really want to be able to post an entry into an art jam, I never get to do things like this…please? Pleeeeeaaaaseee?!” 

Sg: breaking the fourth wall here? 

Me: yes actually

SG: i know, it caused a spit take on my end

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“I’ll need you to change into the costumes I had you bring, but put on the pink socks with them. Then I’ll make us some sandwiches, and we just take a picture…that's all!” 

Sg: this theme is weird as hell 

Me: I didn't make it... blame Amazon Arrow

Sg: oh i know she made it, but it's still weird as hell

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And just like that the conflict in Trisha’s mind was gone.

Sg: well that took about .5 seconds

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“Hey, did you ever see the movie Superman 2?”

Sg: and i think i see where this is going :oP

Me: I had to work it in somewhere it was in my brain

Sg: yeah it's been in mine too, thanks for that

Me: your welcome

Authors Note: This refers to a conversation I posted on Deviant art and then had with SG about whether or not superman could erase wonder woman's memory with a kiss, like he did in superman 2 to lois lane.  The editor may have been hypnotized to live out that scenario in her head… I am confirming or denying nothing. 

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“So you agree that any Kryptonian…would be able to hypnotize anyone…simply with a kiss. That the moment their lips would touch, the person they were kissing would feel their mind simply slip away…deeply and completely…and they would fall into a deep, hypnotized state now…isn’t that right…Wonder Woman.”

Sg: i mean i agree...but i'm not wonder woman and you're not asking me, so...

Me: lol

Sg: I don't know if that counts as being affected or not, but here we are

Authors Note: It does indeed count as being affected. 

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Trisha smiled proudly, but before she could enjoy her victory...or her prize...there was a knock at the door. She quickly threw a blank over Eve to cover her, then ran to the door and opened it, only to come face to face with Laura...holding a sword over her head and dressed in a She-Ra costume that was far skimpier than necessary. “By the honor of Grey Skull, I haaaaaave the power!” she yelled, at full volume of course. 

Sg: yeah i definitely imagined that at full volume

Me: yeah you can see that one pretty easily can't ya =cP

Sg: oh absolutely :oP

Authors Note: The girl that laura is based on is quite loud… like all the fucking time. 

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Leaving their mind blank and empty as they stared…deeply and completely into the magical gem…the magical gem in the magical sword. The power sword…in the hands of Powergirl…” 

Sg: good thing there was no magical gem to actually look at, because that definitely dazed me for a minute

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Underneath she wore a perfectly skintight black leather jumpsuit with oversized bracelets and a red hourglass emblem on the belt. In a perfectly sexy heel-to-toe fashion, she easily brushed past Trisha and gave her a devious smile. “What do you think?” 

Sg: well, that's one way to make an entrance…

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“They have a built-in water gun, so when i would do this… “ she moved her hand up and a puff of water vapor came out of the bracelet. “He would roleplay that it was sleep gas.” 

Sg: i could get behind that

Me: you'd be surprised what will work with al ittle creativity and a hypnotic suggestion

Sg: honestly i don't think i'd be that surprised, at this point :oP