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Toady on patreon, we dive into the Aussie classic series Border Security to watch some of the most unbelievable moments from this iconic show.

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dawn

guys be like border

pra

Just in time for food, thanks for the gout

Goaty

Extend mr yeast

Costco pizza (edited)

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2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 11:48:40 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
2024-12-09 02:33:59 Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!

Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!

Doug Ellwood

Damn, i can't finish my project car cause uhhhh border control took my coke lubricated pistions. Damn

James Ryder

perfect to preroll spliffs to

queenofdabs

we need more butthole content i came here for holes

poppy

Didn’t know this had a Australian version. Only watched the Canada version

PoBunny

Hell yeah

Tre Pell

Im so cooked bro, ill literally watch these guys do anything

Koster

Yo ive already seen this episode, can we skip to the next one please

Saliva Ghost

pawpcawn type shit

Tano123

These guys have such a great chemistry that I could watch them do almost anything

Jake Watts

finally, chinese mushrooms

Juice

Finally Chinese cold ones

Khaan

Jimmy Beast

Fisher H

Made me fard my pants

B Clark

Max eating really tops this one off boys

Jayden

60% reality tv 20% commentary 20% asmr chewing

ThotSlayah

Asian mfs try not to bring food to another country challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Outkast

Love the cold ones crew the chewing is for sure annoying once everyone starts eating but great episode besides that (i understand i have an issue with chewing noises)

Outkast

also how has chad taken several drinks while still chewing?

bluntsmoke

Do this but with a zaza blunt

Khaan

chad pointing to china while talking about thailand is funny

Seriously Sammy

i would love to see the boys watch bluey and do a tier list of the episodes

Gus Donnelly

I wanna watch some of Max’s craziest busts…. If you’re picking up what I’m putting down 🫣

Pedro Rodriguez

I like how they have Darcy on the floor like a gremlin

Michael

This was good lol

ryn_239

This is the premium content I pay for

Blunt

nah bc more of this PLEASE, react content is the ultimate stim content <3

Bobbles

I unironically like react content. More would be good

Bea

Bro that show stresses me tf out; im travelling in Melbourne rn without drugs n shit had me stressed about what if I someone snorted coke of my phone or sum shit😭

Kozy

I actually feel bad for the Croatian lady.

Kari Kalliojärvi

Thanks boys that was entertaining, definitely more of this

Jesus Gonzalez

You guys should do a gay porn watch a long

Sweettie

It me gog

Tre Pell

But yes more of this and also To Catch a Predator

Bob Ross

Get Darcy a chair

Jojo

I was going to watch this on my main monitor but chad said it's second monitor so there it goes. All jokes aside I really like this please make more

Names Don't Matter

Better content than the sober podcast ya sily dinguses; and chad adding max to cold ones as a permanent host was probably one of the best decisions; please keep this stuff up. You have millions of people that love all of you, maybe even bring darcy's and scott's goofy side more out.

damongraham95

More border force australia 👌🏻

Logan Cusano

For sure main monitor content 👌

rghv

Watch more border security. This is pure Aussie kino

Lachlan Gherashe

shit was funny af, should do RBT and guess if theyre over or under XD

chuk_e_chese

border security hype

Check748

Literally do the entire show's run for patreon and im turning up

Callum O'Mara

i lost a tub Gamer Supps to boarder, fuckers still have it

June

now this is the content ive been waiting for

Ethan Munro

this was funny

June

why are they euros

Colby Jones

Low key I heavy fucked with the border security. Got the private Patreon watch party with the boys kinda vibe

Erin Steele

Yes! Do more of these!

June

watch more shows lets plays are so old news bro

Joshua Troiani

Never would have known about this show were it not for you boys, watch more Aussie TV.

hexofvyse_

man im croatian and this chick is just using the classic croatian con-artist crying emoji face i stg

Kadir N.

I Love Australia Bonder Controll. But next vid darcy Execution Vid?

Shamus

now watch porn for a patreon video

guruguru

do more of these i fw em

Choke

This was better then games

Bone Man

Toady was a good ady

Lulu K

darcy just sitting on the fkn floor x

Hans Kruger

Love this plz do more

Vovchik

Can you watch superwog next time please

varst

do more of this for sure

Aidan Criddle

100% Agree with all decisions in this video

Veeti

Cold one patreon turning into side+ !?

SAM MITCHELL

personally, i'm all about that border force life ya feel, gimme more

sandels69

border security👍

Matt

Yo Chad at 28:32 thinks he’s Johnny Silverhand or somethin

Matt

Let the revolution begin! I’ll join the cold ones army

Peyton Patrick

Another banger from the grog squad

Costco pizza (edited)

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2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cooking a ham in the oven right now
2024-12-09 19:27:02 Cooking a ham in the oven right now

Cooking a ham in the oven right now

SlippedFlex

Sippin on Lebron James Hennessy with a joint oh scott this is main monitor content

Mr.Teashore

Love on the spectrum next

Mr.Teashore

Or down for love

mel

cold ones bukakke next

Daniel 47

Do more, it's so funny

Capo

would love to watch more of this. But yall should throw in some variety too like nightclub bouncer show, aussie cop shows, or like some National Geographic shit

cornz

play chained together again

Sasahi

Very funny more plz

lindsay T

WATCH MORE

CaptainTrips

30:00 lmao at all of Max’s AI creations 💀 this vid was lit

DeathCart

Its pretty goof want more

DeathCart

PLS REACT TO TLC 😭🙏

TJ

Do bondi beach

Erna

I love border security! please do more of these!!!!!

Collin

Do more stuff like this for sure

Leonardo

More of this !!!

Sebbe Loré

The absolute laziest content ever. And I love it. This is fire

Kyle Conlon

Why does it matter if they can afford it or not? Is this an Aussie thing?

Andrew Matheson

We have this Border Security show in New Zealand, but this added commentary made it 200% more entertaining, thank you guys

jack-debug

Do more reactions to these Aussie shows!

Jarod Scanlon

More of this, was funny as hell

Takashi tamogoshi

I could literally watch you guys react to anything

Dalziel

omg james white jumpscare!!!!

AuzzieAnxiety

1:02:52 Love that reference. Democracy manifest guy 😂

I_HURLS

This Shi go hard. More

DerkudosYT

yeah do more of this kings

RinzeKing04

THIS IS GREAT DO THIS MORE I AM A PATREON SUPPORTER AND I LOVE THIS CONTENT

Thing

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Virtual Boi

this shi bussin!

Roast_Hweef

This actually goes hard

DirectorInc

You guys have gotta watch Bar Rescue it’s very funny

Anime4Life

Do Border Wars Mexico or any Mexican Border Shows on Max!

Niko

Watch Gordon Ramsay hotel hell

hansjo

Loved it, more please :D

Bananaba Mes

100k a month from patreon alone and the best they can do is 1 video a month for reaction content 😭

Ben Sausman

As a Bri’ish I think the traces of drugs are genetic at this point

Kila Mara

More shows!

Anna Wade

More shows!

ThotDog

Imma need a part 2 lads

BHbanshee

stupid fun i enjoyed it

ludwigetc

please more of this

steph anie

this or video games? why not both? video game vid one week react the next

Zander Small

Would love more of this

Joe Hubard

That lady brought herpes to Melbourne 😱 Watch out Chad!

Cash Jones

More of this shit 😫😫😫😫

Tish

🙌

Jonas

please do more of this

Carlos Fernandes

this was a lot of fun! please do more of these!!

Biggest Mike

more border security 🍻

Tyler McAuliffe

Get the CEO assassin on the podcast

Jan Godlewski

this is fucking awesome

ZachTEW

You got to do more of these

Rach

Play more Mario party of longer length!

catcrasher

More of this and similar please

jaheembruh

more border security this was good

Jack Noire

Yess please keep plagiarizing kings 👑

Cess / Matt

More of this + subtitles of the video they’re watching!!

souppretzel

more Border Security I beg

shitdick

I enjoyed this and would welcome similar vids.

vMasterp

border security goated

Luke Tornai

Need to have a single chair so Darcy isn’t sat on the floor

mel

more of this and bring the vietnamese queen with purple thanos as a celebrity guest

KonkeyDong

More please, perfect second monitor content.

Alexander Wittich

This is exactly the parasocial kind of content I'm subscribed for. Hella entertaining, keep these coming!

James Gleeson

Finally, Chinese Tea. This is briliant, would love to see more

Christian Barraza (edited)

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2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cold ones is always main monitor content
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cold ones is always main monitor content
2024-12-20 10:58:54 Cold ones is always main monitor content
2024-12-13 23:42:05 Cold ones is always main monitor content

Cold ones is always main monitor content

shitdick

new sober pls

Luke Just

More please i will give darcy $20

Nathan Skyrme

Please watch fat families

Gunk

More slop please, perfect for eating dinner with

Merri Porro

do strangest addictions from TLC!! Boys…that would be fucking hilarious to watch!! love you guys!!

Burt

holy shit watch more, everyweek 2 hours BANG BANG CHICKEN

Burt

bang bang chicken

Burt

dnt stop the sober cast tho, if possible :O main channel vids, sober, and an occasional watch party seems like the one for patreon, well unless you do you with games :) thats still cozy af

13drake60

shows yes video games no

Owen Davies

When you guys doing the episode on the art that you commissioned

PublicTransport

More of both, the more parasocial the better

callumg2904

1:10:32 the captions, darcy did NOT say that LOL

Saiyanboss27

Plagerize more this is great

Daniel Williams

I used to watch this show when I was younger with my mum. It made me think that basically that I cannot bring anything into Australia

Brandon

More of this

Joe

This was hilarious, would love to see more of this but don’t stop the gaming videos!

Danica

I loved this episode. Please do more of this

Santeri Tuominen

This was some good shit, this show airs in Finland and it has shaped my view of Australian culture, you guys are a bunch of legends

Jake

Can you guys do this with Bondi Beach

HACHI

watch more border security yea yea thats the shit haha yea #mpregnation

Babesy

Please watch more shows that was very entertaining

Tyler

Good series

Abigail

Beautiful

Herb Yang

Fuckin aye Chinese muhfucka lol

Claudia

Watch other shows too a

JRGT04

Please watch Roseanne 1988, I actually think you guys would get a kick off of it. Get a feel of 80s American low class living

Death

Lmaoo this was a good episode, should do more shows

Death

Should watch cops be funny as hell

Death

“Dont call him that”💀😭

bruh it autumn

Let that mf have his shrooms bro

JayFunk

More watch with us vids please oh my god

Lucia Loredo

Add shows to the mix of videos

Jack Smart

More busting please

Br4mb0

MOAR

TalkShow dotIO

i lost it when the one guy with the parts was talking hes like "well you see it is quantifiably obvious it has been tampered with and this particular adhesive here it is a direct indication of tampering!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Andrew Simmonds

bruh shutup im tryna watch the show

Liam Allbee

The lady at 1:06:52 kind of looks like chad with a wig

RisingOblivion

30:17 you didnt blur max insta pic

Anna Farrell

this was funny - do more now

Zpolika

M O R E

christian hodgdon

Imagine them putting up a video like, "Look at how we protect people" and it's all just harassing random people and accusing them of crimes they didn't commit. Scum

christian hodgdon

23:39 that woman got mold in her ear, send her to prison