BREAKING NEWS: v0.3.4a DELAY π¦ (Patreon)
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In a public statement today, reclusive game developer RanliLabz was forced to admit that v0.3.4a of SpaceCorps would not be released until the weekend - in stark contradiction to his earlier bullishness about a November 5th release:
"I was overconfident. As it stands, the update is good - but not great - and I want it to be great. A couple more days of dialogue editing and some additional images should achieve that; so with regret I must inform you that v0.3.4a will not be available until Saturday GMT. I apologise whole-heartedly from the delay."
He then burst into tears.
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