Franken-Greaser (Patreon)

"Good, morning baby! Welcome back!"

"Uh... Was I dead?"

"Just for a while! But I'm happy to announce you've made a full recovery!"

"Whoa! What happened to my body!"

"Bad news: it got slightly broken. Good news: I was able to assemble this one for you!"

"It looks... Uh...different."

"Haha, yeah, I was able to get all the right parts to give you the perfect body! No need to thank me, either! This is a dream come true for me too!"

"This was your dream?"

"A big part of it! Now, let's live the rest!"

They start to make out furiously.