Pineapplegooncaps

Do you really think you can quit us?

You don't deserve widowmaker

Who is the real master here?

Prove you really are a hopeless gooner

Your brain is hacked, accept it and pump

I need you to leak so it gets added

Come on luv, give em a kiss

It's in your nature to goon

I don't send them to betas

Goon yourself crazy for mommy

Goths are really messing you up

You won't ever escape us

Aww, take a deep whiff

It's so easy to simp for brats

It's so hypnotic, sink into trance

They aren't for your pathetic genetics

Get sloppy for mommy

Why can't I ever just shower in peace

Drooling for mommy are we baby?

Follow mommy's instructions and click that file 😉

I've not even been around long

You belong to us now

You know nothing beats them!

Don't wait for permission

Give mommy your bis gear

Be grateful I sent you something simp

You wouldn't do it at the beach right?

Superheroines don't want white

We are a perfect couple

Mommy's in heat baby

Be your real self beta

You belong to us gooner

Hit the goon gym with me

It's totally safe to spend the day edging to it

Now is your chance loser

Bow, before your queen

How could they compete?

Don't quit on me yet gooner

You're only good for one thing sissy

You have braincells to get rid off

It's so easy to keep you hooked

This is the only thing you need

Clean them if you want a new weapon

So you want to join the horde?

Worship perfect Draeneis

He's the better raid party leader

It's only elo luv!

You seem a little shocked

Losers don't get treats

Best cancel those plans gooner