Pineapplegooncaps

Who is the real master here?

Prove you really are a hopeless gooner

You don't deserve widowmaker

Do you really think you can quit us?

Your brain is hacked, accept it and pump

Come on luv, give em a kiss

I need you to leak so it gets added

Goon yourself crazy for mommy

It's in your nature to goon

You won't ever escape us

It's so easy to simp for brats

It's so hypnotic, sink into trance

They aren't for your pathetic genetics

Drooling for mommy are we baby?

Why can't I ever just shower in peace

Get sloppy for mommy

Follow mommy's instructions and click that file 😉

I've not even been around long

You belong to us now

Give mommy your bis gear

Don't wait for permission

Be grateful I sent you something simp

We are a perfect couple

Superheroines don't want white

You wouldn't do it at the beach right?

Mommy's in heat baby

Be your real self beta

You belong to us gooner

Hit the goon gym with me

Bow, before your queen

Now is your chance loser

It's totally safe to spend the day edging to it

How could they compete?

Don't quit on me yet gooner

You have braincells to get rid off

You're only good for one thing sissy

This is the only thing you need

It's so easy to keep you hooked

Clean them if you want a new weapon

He's the better raid party leader

Worship perfect Draeneis

It's only elo luv!

So you want to join the horde?

Best cancel those plans gooner

Losers don't get treats

You seem a little shocked

Use the new year to strengthen your habit

I'll decide your new year's resolution beta

There's only one resolution you need

My healing may be bad, but I know what isn't