Pineapplegooncaps

Do you really think you can quit us?

Prove you really are a hopeless gooner

You don't deserve widowmaker

Who is the real master here?

Come on luv, give em a kiss

Your brain is hacked, accept it and pump

I need you to leak so it gets added

I don't send them to betas

Goon yourself crazy for mommy

It's in your nature to goon

Goths are really messing you up

Aww, take a deep whiff

You won't ever escape us

It's so easy to simp for brats

They aren't for your pathetic genetics

It's so hypnotic, sink into trance

Drooling for mommy are we baby?

Get sloppy for mommy

Why can't I ever just shower in peace

Follow mommy's instructions and click that file 😉

You belong to us now

You know nothing beats them!

I've not even been around long

Don't wait for permission

Give mommy your bis gear

Be grateful I sent you something simp

You wouldn't do it at the beach right?

Mommy's in heat baby

Superheroines don't want white

We are a perfect couple

Be your real self beta

You belong to us gooner

Hit the goon gym with me

Bow, before your queen

It's totally safe to spend the day edging to it

Now is your chance loser

How could they compete?

Don't quit on me yet gooner

You have braincells to get rid off

You're only good for one thing sissy

This is the only thing you need

It's so easy to keep you hooked

Clean them if you want a new weapon

So you want to join the horde?

It's only elo luv!

He's the better raid party leader

Worship perfect Draeneis

Best cancel those plans gooner

Losers don't get treats

You seem a little shocked