Pineapplegooncaps

Who is the real master here?

Do you really think you can quit us?

You don't deserve widowmaker

Prove you really are a hopeless gooner

I need you to leak so it gets added

Come on luv, give em a kiss

Your brain is hacked, accept it and pump

I don't send them to betas

It's in your nature to goon

Goon yourself crazy for mommy

Goths are really messing you up

Aww, take a deep whiff

You won't ever escape us

It's so easy to simp for brats

They aren't for your pathetic genetics

It's so hypnotic, sink into trance

Drooling for mommy are we baby?

Get sloppy for mommy

Why can't I ever just shower in peace

Follow mommy's instructions and click that file 😉

You know nothing beats them!

You belong to us now

I've not even been around long

Don't wait for permission

Give mommy your bis gear

Be grateful I sent you something simp

Superheroines don't want white

Mommy's in heat baby

We are a perfect couple

You wouldn't do it at the beach right?

Be your real self beta

You belong to us gooner

Hit the goon gym with me

It's totally safe to spend the day edging to it

Now is your chance loser

Bow, before your queen

How could they compete?

Don't quit on me yet gooner

You have braincells to get rid off

You're only good for one thing sissy

Clean them if you want a new weapon

This is the only thing you need

It's so easy to keep you hooked

It's only elo luv!

So you want to join the horde?

Worship perfect Draeneis

He's the better raid party leader

You seem a little shocked

Losers don't get treats

Best cancel those plans gooner