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Biggest Problem #155

VOTE ON THE PROBLEMS: http://BiggestProblem.Show | SUPPORT THE SHOW: http://Patreon.com/BiggestProblem Show Links: ►VOTE: http://biggestproblem.show ►MERCH: https://killdozer.industries ►PATREON: http://patreon.com/biggestproblem ►ITUNES: http://apple.co/3AG4fGG ►GOOGLE PLAY: http://bit.ly/3jSP32e Dick Links: ►PATREON: http://patreon.com/thedickshow ►THE DICK SHOW: http://thedickshow.com ►MERCH: https://shop.dick.show/ ►TWITTER: https://twitter.com/DickMasterson ►TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/LABasedComedian Vito Links: ►SUPERKILLER: http://superkiller.org ►CHANNEL 1: http://youtube.com/vito ►CHANNEL 2: https://www.youtube.com/vitotwo ►PATREON: http://patreon.com/thevitoshow ►TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/thevitoshow ►TWITTER: http://twitter.com/vitocomedy ►MERCH: http://killdozer.industries

Comments

Liam Young

Make him walk the plank. He has had enough sugarcane, tobacco and spices.

Kevin

Do call ins for this episode

Liam Young

Give him a really good silly little toy this time so he’ll forget about all this

Josh

Sensitive Vito Hurt feelings Vito always with the hot blocks of friends.

Zegathra

Oink Guy Vito, Team Sueee Vito, always with the bacon bits. If this is another bad show, I'm leaving the patreon.

Atticus Finch

The team guy Vito bit got shit real quick. It would have still been funny had they come up with the idea to increase the price every time sooner, but it was already dead by then. It’s kind of ironic that the only people who care about it so much are actually Team Guys, they just don’t realise it because it’s team Dick, and for some reason that’s different 🤷 The whole thing stinks to high heaven! Let’s just get back to making fun of Vito a little and other people a lot. Now that I think about it, maybe I am a team guy, but it’s team The Biggest Problem in the Universe. Let’s go team 👍

Veggie

Hoping Vito gets over himself about these fat jokes

Strategry

Huh? Is it today or Friday? What is this lunacy. Save us, Solari.

Keiji

Vito doubled scammed the audience with the comic and weight loss. The weight loss challenge we were all duped into believing Vito was making an honest effort to be healthy. Instead he cheated at the 11th hour and immediately gained back 10lbs in a week. After that he seemed outright proud to be fat disgusting slob. Then came the pirate bit. Another effort to have vito lose weight. But very quickly vito no longer gave a fuck and just wanted toys. He then got upset the toys were always crap he didn't want. As if he deserved to be rewarded for being lard. He fuels the betrayal and encourages the hate as long as he gets paid. Big fucking mistake. Then Vito brings in a problem where he is gleeful like a psychopath about while pigs being ruthlessly slaughtered. I'd say this was ironic comedy but really it's probably just fat brain logic. Finally Vito got his feelings hurt and threw a tantrum. The superchat section, half the fucking show btw, is unlistenable now. Bunch of crap chats about vito being lard. Vito gets butthurt. Dick grills him about it. Repeat. Thank fuck you don't read superchats in between problems or it would all be trash. Please go back to arguing about voting machines. At least that actually matters, than vito being diabetes incarnate.

The Robot Engineer

Are you just skipping E155? Effing losers.

The Robot Engineer

Holy shit, Vito can't pronounce YOUR superchat name correctly either? He IS the new Maddox. "Stratergery"

Strategry

Imagine posting on Thursday about a show on Friday, but when you ask any questions about it, they Chuck Dixon my ass. Nobody wants that...

Tdawg7

Question for Vito- do you think once the comic gets released you won’t feel as stressed?

Jeff Pest

No, increasing the price killed the boy. Playing it 20 times was hilarious because Dick gave him an out and he just wouldn't do it.

Amy

I’d like more of Vito reporting on the food industry. The Mandatory Milk problem included history, economics, and government regulation. Really interesting, and still funny. Maybe talk about lunch meat after the recent listeria outbreak. Lunch meat is slimy and gross.

PlinkStink

Vito is fat. More importantly is that Vito will spend this episode lashing out at the fans and not standing any ground towards Dick. Vito is a piggy, OINK OINK OINK! Vito will cry, no one will buy, sob sob sob 😭!!! Vito really can not understand the concept of the hero’s journey. If Vito could deliver Super Killer and Weight Loss with some slight MUSCLE GAIN on the same GOLDEN PLATTER that Dick HAND DELIVERED to his FAT I think less people would be inclined to call him a pedophile since it would be apparent in his physiological change that HE has changed and is in a new place.

PlinkStink

Vito at a trough

PlinkStink

Eato Vito be like, “Chuggin’ mug down at the trough! Got haybay Randy down at the rain barrel, thankfully got my Prime Energy to play cornhole down at Picketts Creek!”

PlinkStink

Team Guy Vito is the only thing in every episode that is consistently funny. I wrote 1001 Jokez 4 Fat Fucks and that was one of them! Vito just doesn’t yuck-yuck at it because he’s secretly wearing a fat suit! Dick doesn’t want you to know about Fake-Eato is actually a man thin as a rail in a fat suit!

PlinkStink

I watched Vito cackle at the laugh factory and immediately hunch over his bowl of peanuts! What’s he hiding 🙈?

Atticus Finch

Doc disrespect is fucking BACK! Some apologies are owed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Serjan Bratic

From misplacing your tools to economy influencing fools

Bucket

Yeah but then he'll just vote for more shit just like it

Jeremy Kurowski

I gotta get ready for work. mp3, let's go.

415 nick

Damn Vito really admitted to exposing himself to a minor in this episode that’s wild