A Raucous Rabbit (MHA Twerking/Gassy Slob Story) (Patreon)

“Uh, wow, Mirko, kero! You have a really nice butt!”

Mirko’s eyes widened as the golden boombox’s hue reflected against her pink cheeks. The softness in Tsuyu’s voice betrayed the otherwise heavy stack of bullshit Mirko knew Tsuyu was dripping with. Without another thought, Mirko snatched the candy bar on top of the boombox and narrowed her brow before Tsuyu. She wouldn’t even know what was coming to her.

“Thanks cutie,” Mirko grumbled. “You always know what to say,”

“Oh, you’re just saying that,” Tsuyu rubbed the back of her head when Mirko snapped her head back toward her. Not a single emotion flickered across Mirko’s face.

“No, I mean it,” Mirko nodded. “I only wish… I could be as big as you,”

“Nnnnno you don’t.” 

“Don’t I?”

Tsuyu shook her head, hoping the obvious meekness might put her friend at ease. But when Mirko squatted down and ripped off the cellophane wrapper to her next chocolate bar, quickly stuffing the snack in her mouth before bringing her hands to her legs, she couldn’t help bringing one arm behind her back and giving her ass a squeeze. A fine field of firmly filtered fat awaited her at first touch. It grew lost to the rugged muscular feel of her otherwise toned body. Mirko kneaded her skin between her fingers with a shake of her head. If she auditioned to be an Amazon, she could win no problem. What good would it do for her though if she couldn’t get a guy off from twer-

“OHHHHHHHHHH, YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT!!”