Jiggles '18 plus' funhouse. (Patreon)

The following, entirely fictional story contains some light humiliation, wedgies, and an annoying clown. I originally intended for this to be a one-shot short story, but it ended up being longer than I planned. So it will likely be split into 2 or 3 chapters.

That's if anyone actually wants to read more. Anyways. Let me know what you think.



You had no idea why you were here, really. The whole idea seemed dumb to you, but you had let a friend of yours talk you into it. I mean, she was pretty hot, so it wasn't that hard for her to convince you to be honest.

So, here you were, standing outside a so-called 'Funhouse' with your (hot) friend Jess. Hopefully, if she saw you as someone who she could regularly do these kinds of fun things with, then you'd have a shot. At least that's what your line of thinking was when you agreed to this.

The carnival you were at was pretty standard stuff. Ferris wheels, impossible to win games, all that jazz. But the funhouse definitely stood out. The whole presentation was a little 'bigger' than everything else. You could only see the front of the building from where you were standing in line, so you had no idea how big a footprint the place had. The front of the building was completely decorated with a huge, female, clown face, the entrance was inside the clowns mouth.

As you and Jess finally got to the front of the line you were greeted by a girl who looked a little younger than you, perhaps around 19-20 years old, she greeted you with a disinterested "Hey" before handing you each a clipboard with some kind of disclaimer on.

"Read this, sign there." The greeter girl said, barely looking up from her phone.

Jess quickly scribbled her signature on the paper and handed it back to the girl. You, however, were a little more hesitant to sign without asking what you were signing for.

"What exactly is on this thing?" You asked, trying to see what was written in the tiny print that filled up most of the page.

"Just usual waiver stuff, dude." The greeter replied, "Ya know, like, you can't sue the carnival if you lose something or if your clothes get damaged or whatever."

"Come on, Joe! It's cold out here, and I wanna see what's inside. I'm sure the waiver is just there for if, like, your clothes get wet or trip on something or whatever. It'll be fine."

"Okay, sure, here ya go." You said as you scribbled your mark and handed the clipboard back to the girl.

"Great, go on in when you're ready. Have fun!"

With that, you headed inside. As you passed through the clowns mouth, you must have triggered a motion sensor as you heard a high-pitched giggle come through a loudspeaker somewhere. The sound making you nearly jump out of your skin!

"Hehehehe, Welcome to Jiggles the clowns house of fun!"

You heard Jess laughing at your reaction to the noise.

"Haha you are so jumpy! This is gonna be fun for me." Jess said with a giggle.

"It just caught me off guard that's all, I'm good. Who the hell is jiggles the clown?" You asked as you walked through the multicoloured hallway.

"No idea, probably just a name they use to give the place some character. Oh, and thanks for coming with me, by the way, I've always loved these types of places, and I doubt anyone else at work would be up for it, boring bastards!" She said, with a sort laugh at her own comment.

The truth is, this was not something you thought you would enjoy, honestly you would be happier at home on your own playing videogames, but if you wanted a shot with Jess then this is what you would have to do.

"Hey, it's no problem. I'm always up for something for fun." You lied.

You and Jess passed through a door at the end of the colorful hallway and into a large square room with red and yellow square tiles on the floor. The whole floor reminded you of a giant chess board with the way it was laid out.

"Hmmm, wonder what the point of a big empty room is?" You wondered aloud, "Doesn't seem like a smart use of space to me."


"Yeah this does seem weird." Jess said as she made to walk across the room. After a couple of steps, you hear a *click* sound as Jess' foot stepped on one of the tiles, which depressed slightly. It was a pressure switch of some sort.

As soon as you realized what had happened, a nozzle of some sort dropped down from the ceiling, connected to a large hose it began spraying clod water right at where Jess was standing.

"Aaaagggh, Shit that's cold," Jess cried out as her white top was soaked with cold water, clinging to her skin, emphasizing the size of her boobs. You had to stop yourself from staring as Jess looked at you with an angry look in her eyes.

"Ha! You're the one who made us sign the waiver, remember?" You asked Jess in a sarcastic voice, reminding her that this was all her idea.

"Hahaha, yeah, I know, I should have known! It's pretty funny though I guess. But now my top is soaked and so are half my jeans! There had better be some way to dry off before we go back outside. Anyway come on, let's keep going." She said, waving you forward. After seeing what had happened to Jess, you were hesitant to put your feet anywhere, but you couldn't stay in one spot forever.

You carefully took a step forward and placed both your feet onto one of the coloured tiles. Nothing happened. Again you took another step, no click on this tile either. So at least they weren't all booby trapped. As you went to take another step, however, you realized your sneakers were now stuck to the tile you were standing on. Your foot came about halfway out of the shoe as you tried to step forward, causing you to slip and fall flat on your face, leaving both your sneakers behind, still stuck to the tile.

"Hahaha Oh my god are you okay?" Jess asked, trying to stop herself from laughing at your fall.

"Yeah I'm fine, but my shoes are stuck! I'd better get those back at the end. Anyway, your turn. If we take turns walking then we might set off an even amount of traps each at least."

"Fine, if you say so." Jess replied, carefully walking forwards. Eventually she stepped on another trapped tile. As soon as you heard the click, one of the tiles behind Jess sprung open and a large paddle swung upwards, spanking Jess square on her ass. The tight jeans she was wearing offered some protection, but not much by the sounds of her response.

"Tsssss, Arrghh." Jess let out a pained nose through gritted teeth. "Fuck that hurt, that had better not have left a mark!"

"Hey don't worry, at least your not walking through the rest of this place in your socks." You said as you started walking again.

You both eventually made it to the other end of the room, unfortunately you had triggered a water gun trap of your own and now your T-shirt was soaked, you and Jess both in wet tops.

"Okay that's one room done, what's next." You asked as you and Jess exited the first room of the funhouse.

As you entered the next section of the funhouse you must have tripped another motion sensor as the high pitched voice of Jiggles the clown through another speaker.

"Teehee, careful in this next room, wouldn't want you to become the 'Butt' of the joke, hahaha."

"What do you suppose she meant by that?" You asked Jess.

"No idea, kind of cryptic. Hey what's that?" Said Jess as she made her way over to the far wall. On the wall there were two large red buttons about arms width apart, in between the buttons was a sign saying 'Do not push!'

"Oooh, mysterious. Push em! See what happens." Jess said, almost giddy with excitement.

"What, no way. Why do I have to push em?"

"Ohhh come on don't be a scaredy cat. What's the worst that could happen."

You really didn't wanna seem like you were scared in front of Jess, so with a reserved sigh you placed your hands on the two red buttons.

"Okay okay, fine. Here we go." You pressed both hands inwards, clicking the buttons in. You were expecting some sort of trap, like in the last room, what you weren't prepared for however was both of your hands sinking straight into the wall where the buttons had been. Your hands passed straight into two circular cavities in the wall as soft, padded circles clamped down around your wrists, pinning your arms inside the holes where the buttons had been.

"Ummm, Jess. I think I'm stuck!" You said to Jess.

"Oh yeah so you are, ha! Cool."

"It's not cool! See if you can find a way to get me out of here, please."

"Okay sure gimme a sec." Jess replied as she started to look around the room. As she did that, you heard a noise coming from above you. As you looked up you saw there was a cable slowly lowering from the ceiling, gradually making it's way down, there was some sort of metal clip on the end which you lost sight of as it descended somewhere behind you.

"Ummm, Jess. Could you hurry up and find a way out of here? I think there's something happening, there's a rope thing behind me and-"

"Shhh! I think I may have found something." Jess cut you off as you felt the metal clip on the end of the cable slip past the waistband at the back of your jeans.

"It's a screen, I think it needs a password, but what could that be?" Jess asked, her back still turned to you as she looked at something on the opposite wall of the small room.

"Hey what's going on with that?" Jess asked you, finally turning to look at your situation. You felt her hands on the cable at the back of your jeans, a slight tugging on your underwear as she did.

"It came from the ceiling while you were over there, what is it?" You asked.

"Ummm, it's clipped to your ... underwear. What's the point of this?" Jess said.

"Well how the hell should I know? My hands are still stuck in here. Maybe it has something to do with that password thing you saw. Try it out." You told her. "Just guess a password or something. Try Jiggles."

Jess moved back over to the password screen, you heard her keying in the letters before she spoke.

"Okay, aaaand enter!" She said as she hit the key to try the password. A loud buzzer echoed through the loudspeaker, followed by the high pitched giggle again.

"Hehehe, guess again!"

You heard a loud clicking noise come from the ceiling and felt a tugging at your boxers, the cable was starting to retract upwards, and pulling your underwear with it! You heard Jess burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, oh my god Joe, it's like, some kind of wedgie trap."

"It's not funny Jess! A wedgie. Seriously?! Could it be any more juvenile?" You said, as the cable stopped. Half of your boxers were now pulled out the back of your jeans and were beginning to work their way tight into the crack of your ass.

"It's a funhouse, were you expecting some kind of highly sophisticated entertainment?" Jess said sarcastically, still giggling at your predicament. "Oohh, funhouse! Maybe that's the password, hang on I'll try it."

"Wait! Shouldn't we take swc to think to about it before we-"

"Too late ... Enter!" Jess had already input her next password attempt.

"Bzzzzt! Wrong again! Hold on to your underwear boys and girls." The voice of Jiggles the clown rung out again as the ratcheting sound started back up.

"Ow shit. Jess help!" You cried as your underwear was slowly pulled further up your ass.

"I'm trying to help! But I can't do much besides guess passwords. Do you have any other ideas?" Jess asked, sounding less sympathetic than you would have liked. Your boxers were now pulled uncomfortably far up your ass, biting in your crack as the waistband was now halfway up your back, forcing you onto your tiptoes.

"Hahaha seriously Joe, you have superheroes on your underwear." Jess laughed as she got a look at you in your wedgied state.

"So what? Superheroes are popular right now, sue me." You said through gritted teeth, Jess laughing at your situation was not helping matters.

"Awww don't worry, I think they're cute! Guessing they don't feel too cute right now though huh." Jess was clearly having fun at your expense. You were fidgeting around in your wedgie, trying to find a comfortable way to stand but it really wasn't helping.

"What could the password be? What else do you want me to try?" Jess asked.

"Ummm, I'm not sure, maybe try 'carnival'." You said.

"Sure thing, gimme a sec."

You waited, expectantly for Jess to enter the password. Before long, the high pitched voice of Jiggles rang out again.

"Uh oh! Wrong again. Looks like that wedgie is about to get worse!"

"No no no, come on, seriously!" You cried as your boxers started pulling further up your back. Your crotch was now squeezed tightly at the front due to the pressure on your underwear, your crack being punished by the unrelenting pull of the cable.

"Ow, ow, ow. Please stop!" You said as you were forced right onto the tips of your toes. Your socks barely touching the floor.

"Oh man that looks really uncomfortable." Said Jess as she laughed even more.

"This is not funny!"

"Maybe not from where your standing, but it looks pretty funny to me. I kinda wanna see how far they can go." Jess said with a hint of mischief in her voice.

"Jess I'm serious, this really starting to hurt. Will you stop messing around get me out of this already!" You said this with obvious anger in your voice.

"You know what Joe, I don't think I appreciate your tone. Just for that, this is happening."

"Wait Jess, I'm sorry dont-"
'Bzzzzt'

You didn't have time to finish your sentence as Jess had just input another failed attempt at the password and Jiggles voice rang out again.

"Hehehe, you're not very good at this game. Or maybe you like having your underwear yanked up your butt!"

With the latest recording finished, the clicking started back up and you felt yourself being lifted off the floor by your underwear.

By the time the cable had stopped pulling your feet were a couple of inches off the ground and you were stuck in an awkward bent over position thanks to your hands still being stuck in the wall.

"Okay okay I'm sorry! Please don't do that again." You told Jess as you swayed gently in your hanging wedgie. The tightening pressure on your groin was was starting to stir your cock awake, something about the way the material of your boxers cupped and rubbed on your package was turning you on. This was something you definitely did not want Jess to find out.

"Hahahaha holy shit you're really hanging there. Okay, I accept your apology. But honestly, I have no idea what the password is anyway. Oh shit wait!" Jess exclaimed excitedly. "I just had an idea!" She said as she ran back towards the keypad.

"Let me try .. 'Wedgie' and ... Enter!" Jess quickly hit the button, the high pitched voice coming out of the speaker once more.

"Congratulations! You got it right. Enjoy unpicking that wedgie."

As soon as the recording finished , the clip that was attached to your underwear released its hold and you fell the couple of inches back to the floor, finally being able to pull your wrists from the holes in the wall.

"Oh thank God!" You said as you got to work trying to put your stretched underwear back into place. "Nicely done Jess! Seriously, I was totally out of ideas."

"Ha I know, it sure was funny seeing you hanging up by your underwear though. And I think YOU might have enjoyed it a little too." Jess said with a coy smile and a wink. Was she staring at your crotch?

"Oh shit!" You said as you looked down and saw that the beginnings of an erection was visible, pressed against the front of your jeans. "This is, ummm, not what you think. It's just the tightness in the crotch, you know, cos of the wedgie thing. I guess it just umm ya know." You tried to stammer out an explanation but Jess smile never waivered as she replied.

"Suuuure, whatever you say big guy. Told you you'd have fun. So let's keep going!"

With that Jess was off. Moving into the next room with you following close behind her, still adjusting the back of your underwear.