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“Y’all are crazy and party WAY TOO hard!”

“Lighten up, Ashley. College is a great time to experiment!”

“As hot as you are. This is weird. And what’s with these guys taking pictures of us constantly!”

“For fun! There’s this cool website where we could make some great money if this works out.”

“That’s enough. I have to tell y’all something. My name isn’t Ashley. It’s Ashton and I’m from the year 2024! I time traveled with Courtney but somehow it changed me into a girl on the way back in time!”

“I’m drunk. But not that drunk enough to think you are from 20 years in the future.”

“You have to believe me! Courtney is my manager at a vape shop.”

“What’s vape?”

“Let me finish… I told her how no one parties at my school and she told me back when she went to college in the 2000s, things were wild! Made the mistake of saying I wish I could go back in time with her and see it for myself and then it happened! There was this weird pink time tunnel thing and when I got here I had breasts and looked like a girl! Courtney even said she knew ten Ashleys back then but didn’t recognize me but that she would ‘teach me everything I needed to know about being a girl’. That was yesterday and I have no idea how we are getting back!”

“Ssshhhh. Just enjoy the moment. Let me feel these for myself.”

“You have to believe me! Oh… and if you are watching The Apprentice right now I have something to tell you.”

“You want a team? I’m sure Courtney will like this too….. Ummm… Where is she?”

"There's Courtney!"