Download Puppet Lando's "I Want My Felt To Be Felt" (Patreon)

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As heard on RFR and now sweeping the universe is the new hit song from Puppet Lando “I Want My Felt To Be Felt”. Now, you can add this amazing song to your collection! Click the link above for the track. Composer Jeff “Madmonk” Ulicny is generously making the file available for free to RFR Patreons. Thanks Jeff!

You look so tantalizing

My temperature is rising

And if it gets much hotter I think I’ll probably melt.

Before it gets much worse I need you to play my nurse

Because baby I want my felt to be felt.

My chips are on the table

and I’m hoping that I’m able

To win your heart with the cards that I’m dealt,

So if you’ve had enough I’m gonna call your bluff

Because baby, I want my felt to be felt.

Some ladies love the touch of soft cashmere

While some prefer that satin be held near

Some ladies love the touch of a black silk dress

But felt’s the fabric that can love you best

Let’s blow this party and leave behind these crowds.

You truly belong with us here among the clouds.

When I feel your touch it’s a feeling that’s so sublime.

Because you plus me is a mix that works every time.

I go on grand adventures

And I bring home fancy treasures,

But my best adventures happen just below my belt.

Before the night it through, you’ll find adventure too,

Because baby, I want my felt to be felt.