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Rayne meets her blind boyfriend, Chidi, for the first time. Tigerlily struggles with cold feet. Loren lands in the Philippines. Brian puts Ingrid to the test, but is it too much too soon?

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Erika D. 🎄

I like the new jazzed up color on your cover. Well…I think it’s new. 🤔 Thank goodness Reality Gays does not have an HR dept. 😂 Cristina, you are amazing! Your behind the scenes work is admirable. You keep them together, and you keep everything so organized for us to find. I’m sure you do a million other things! Thank you! 💜

Erika D. 🎄

Some might say…The whole Enchilada. 😉😉

Peggy Ann

I think I know what this secretive trip is. Mary Payne mentioned something in her latest interview with Emily and Kobe

Danielle G

Haven’t had a chance to listen yet but did you all see the god awful AMA Loren did on Reddit where he talked about just wanting to be the next Big Ed. 🤮

Erika D. 🎄

Magic!!! 🎶🎶🎶 So glad yall started singing this. 🎶🎶 Poodz, I worked at showbiz/chuck e cheese. The best job ever! It was so much fun. I was in charge of parties and dressed up as chuck and the chicken. I Danced around and scared the shit out of most kids. 🫢 they sold beer there so parents would just get wasted and let their kids do whatever.

Super Nova

I love faith! She is too good for Loren. I am so sad he is her first boyfriend, she is so naive and deserves better. He is dragging her down!

Katie Waguespack

Ingrid reminds me of Isabel. Just a delightful human

Super Nova

I also think brian lied about his age. Ingrid said something about him being 45 when they met, they've been together for 2 years and he's 51. The math ain't mathing

Jessica

This one was released 9 hours after the first one so it must be part 2. It's mis-named in my postcast app as part 1 but it looks like they fixed it here on Pateron.

Michele Molina

My brother in law is dating a guy from the Philippines and I said bakla to him one day and he was so happy now I’m his favorite

Lisa Paulk

I also loved her! Though it didn't go good to hear it from Gabe.

Vanessa S

Ingrid is great but I couldn’t handle her being barefoot in an airport restroom 🤢

Val McCue

Color me shocked… this guy is so creepy I fear for Faith, he’s clearly a kinky sex tourist, who travels half way across the world with not even a carry-on?

Angelica

I think we might have had the same childhood (Charlotte’s Web, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, etc). I am living for all of these songs. The first sign that I was a queer child should have been that Paul Lynde was my favorite character in basically everything.

jey

✨ protect faith & her tee-hee friends at all costs ✨ may all her dreams come true✨ (minus loren 🫤)

Angelica

THANK YOU! I like her too, but that was…something else.

Ashley Janes

HR Sissy here. I once worked at a household garage recycling center and had to address an employee, twice, for hoarding dildos out of the garbage. I think I could work with y’all.

erin.vip

No loss of luggage, gentlemen. When Loren checked in at the airport he said “NO CHECKED BAGS” 😱 It’s giving coo-coo magoo!

Dana Tabala

My friend goes away every summer (she’s a teacher) and she just went to Asia and Australia for 2 MONTHS with only had a backpack and her purse! She does laundry, but I doubt Loren did!

April

😂 WOW!!! How do you even start that conversation?!

April

OMG the idea of just sitting on a flight & staring forward gave me the worst ick! I could NEVER

Ashley Janes

It went a little like this….Brandi, we need to discuss you taking items off of the trash conveyor. Do you recall waving a sex toy in your coworker’s face and then placing this item in your bag? No? Well, I could provide you with our security camera footage. This was a big, flaccid dildo with balls and a suction cup. I did not even get into her sticking it to the side of the conveyor and playing “boing boing” with it. Second time I talked to her she said the dildo was a carrot.

Sissy Holly

Disabled paraplegic sissy here — while the ADA was life changing, enforcement is up to each state. So some are good - some are terrible and it’s like there’s no law at all. It also doesn’t force old building to retrofit everywhere — 🤷‍♀️

Sissy Holly

Companies do not have access to federal or state funds to retrofit old buildings — I know this bc ironically my business was sued for not having grab bars at the right height… onus was on me to fix.

Lizzy

Hope Chaka Khan survives being mentioned in the intro! Since Poodle is scared of Showbiz Pizza, I would pay a decent amount of money to watch him play 5 nights at Freddy’s

April

…….she……what?!….flacid…..SECOND time….CARROT?!?! I’m gooped, gagged & speechless!

Ashley Janes

Sissy…..that is just one of many trash factory stories. Wish the boys had a prompt for crazy stories from Sissies once a quarter. I could fill an hour and Poodle would have so many follow up questions.

April

I have no doubt you could provide an entire series of content. And here I thought my story of working at the vets office & the Dr finding a condom filled with poo on a xray was a wild story!

Mads

The Rayne segments are the hardest I’ve laughed since the baby girl Lisa impersonation days. Just cackling. Obsessed. 10/10

Sandy Zickur

I don’t know what I’d do if I was stuck on a long flight next to Loren.

Carey Addis

If you have TLC Go you must watch the pillow talk. Robert and Kimbaaaly are a very funny combo. Meisha is kinda dumb. Best of all, Darcey is Darceying.

Geekgurl

My husband is from Manila and he said originally Bakla just meant gay but maybe now it’s more like “girl” he’s so funny he kept saying that’s not what it means 😩🙄😂

amber

I realize I'm late to the party, but Mattie I'm surprised you and poodle are talking about Rayne and Chidit very public Instagram fights online. Spoilers they are not together. Chidit seems pretty normal he apparently did tell Rayne before coming over that they would be in separate rooms but tlc made him say he didn't. he was also a bit more sexual then show leads anyone to believe. He apparently got really scared when Rayne asked if he was ready to be sacrifice to vampires and cannables would gather to eat him. She said she speaks with dead and can some dark forces to seek revenge on him. She even apparently spoke with his late father from beyond the grave. It pretty wild needles to say they have broke their ndas. Second I don't know if you or poodle keep up with Micheal and Angela divorce case, but Angela might be doing jail time very soon. Micheal's Attorney revealed bombshell after bombshell during this past court date. he had written evidence to prove it as well. First couple pieces I'd evidence everyone already know. she was cheating on Micheal. using him for the show and plan to drop him as soon as she got redemption arch. She controlled finances and social media and who he could speak with. Bla bla . The one I didn't see coming is Angela was trafficking illegal good from American to Nigeria and vs a versa. in an email she said if she was caught. she could easily pin the blame on Micheal cause no one would believe him over her. Judge called a 24hr time out to review evidence

Jackie Smash

Whoa, bombshells galore! Where'd you see that Angela / Michael dish? SHE was cheating on HIM? And trafficking illegal goods? I'm so here for Angela going down. Was this on Reddit? Tks for sharing!

amber

Don't know more then that but Michael's lawyer came with recipients to prove it I think they have another court date either today or next Friday. It was pretty funny though cause Michael's layer was pretty much the meme of " and another thing " for twenty minutes straight it on redit and reality court report and couple others who report on 90day drama

Amy Diehl

I love when the front desk crew at a hotel is friendly like that. I'm a Mattie and I love talking to people so I usually build a relationship w the front desk people at hotels lol. On my wedding day I got ready in a hotel and when I came out in my dress & all, the front desk crew did the same thing to me lol. I loved it!!