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Love During Lockup: 0551 “Sugar Mama Drama” (Patreon)

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2024-12-14 07:11:00
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Sam vows to wait seven years for his bride; Tia learns Rob plans to parole with another woman; ex addict Savannah has found true love with her fmr. weed dealer; Hunter's confession risks his release.

Tia & Rob 19:33

Savannah & Bradly: 35:55

Sam & Krystal 52:52

Kate & Hunter 1:07.50

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Claire Pancerz

Crystal reminded me of the Cell Block Tango - “And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!”

Courtney

I’ve heard of the term before bc of my bf’s line of work. They use the terms Methany (f) and Methaniel (m).

Lois Molina

This episode was a load of trash and I mean it in a good way!

Jaimie

I had the same thoughts about the golf stuff. I was like what kind of job is this?! She’s just driving around, stopping to take phone calls, her friend who doesn’t work there starts hitting balls. Like what is happening?!

Jeredith Jones

Gatesville= 40 miles from waco southwest

julie k g

I’m still within the first 4 minutes of this and I LOVE Mattie’s first time hearing about Poodle being a beverage cart boy! 😘❤️ I love you both 💙🩷💚

Tricia C

My son is a Bradley!!

Elizabeth

IT’S BAAAAAAAACK

Elizabeth

It’s not a waste, Poodz! Just go to Brazil for vacation next year, there’s plenty of dick down there 😆

Elizabeth

🤣🤣Poodle, every single season of LDLU you constantly ask “why is it that some prisoners can be interviewed in person and some we can’t even see?” I really don’t think it’s a big question or as complicated as you’re making it. The simple reason is that it depends greatly on the crime, the sentence, their history as a prisoner, which judge sentenced them, what state they’re in, what prison they’re in, how they’ve behaved that week, everything. There are a bazillion factors in play when it comes the American prison system, the question of “why are they all being treated/filmed differently” is never really going to make sense 🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth
>>158255627

There were creative differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead. 💃

Super Nova

Savannah reminds you of Jessica of Jessica and Dustin. The lady with the terrible stomach tattoo

Val McCue

Hunter is a scammer and fraudster: identity theft, credit card fraud, etc.. DUI is the least of his offenses. This is the guy that stole people’s credit card info at the coffee shop he worked at.

Erica Garcia

We got mf’in Porn Granny! She 100% wants to take a test drive on his walking stick.

Alicia De Toro

I was a Beer Cart Girl in SB! I knew I could see it in you Poodz. You probably got better tips.

Meg

I was a beverage cart girl in my early twenties in Palm Springs. But we had the unofficial title of Beer Bitch.

Wiggum

Porn granny killed me

Amy

Hunter makes me need a cold shower 😅 something about the face, the tattoos, the voice... I probably need to process that 😂

Trina Slater

Did yall see the according to amber interview about Daniel? He was gay for the stay!!! He likes big dicks! https://youtu.be/0GoxApZeU7o?si=p2IZmQH36PIWQWVa

Trina Slater

Poodle has a chance with Daniel

Elizabeth

Yayyyyyy a whole season of porn granny!!!

Lynn

Mattie, I love me some Bradley Cooper ❤️😁

Elizabeth
>>158296428

😆 No girl, I think you’d need to process it if you were saying “He gets money and conjugal visits from other women but he’s only in love with me and going to marry me.” But getting a visceral horny reaction and needing a cold shower after seeing him? I think we’re all right there ugh you 😉 😅 💦 🚿 🍆

Bab Veto

Mattie as a NYer we do not call any roads by their number and we call them HIGHWAYS and not freeways. 678 is the Van Wyck which was made famous by that Seinfeld episode when Elaine was trying to get rid of her vacation fuckboy.

Mandy G

I KNEW we were gonna get a visit from porn granny! I just had a feeling. 🤣

Olga Bacio

Savannah just got the job because grandma is an established member

Nancy Lazarus

I was waiting for Poodle to comment on the spelling of Bradly - where’s the E!!!!

Meghan Murphy

Poodle’s “First-Ever Beverage Cart Boy” story had all the hallmarks a Mattie anecdote! It all felt very inverted and confusing and I want to know more 🤣

BRITNEY PORTER

I was a beverage cart girl during summer breaks for the parks in my suburb. Moms and Dads at CYC games LOVE to drink so they don’t have to pay attention to their kids lackluster playing skills. And they were great tippers.

Jessica K
>>158321745

The Deegan, the cross Bronx, the west side highway, the belt .. this is true

Ronz

Apologies for the bother, but can someone remind me who the original PORN GRANNY was? Can’t remember for the life of me 🤔

Jessica Gurwell

Once again, you rise me up from the depths of a shitty mood and have me laughing until I cry. That Monticello tour, “look all the slaves! See, they’re happy - they’re smiling & they’re all singing too! - zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah, zip-a-Dee-aaaa!” 😂 and in my head I’m picturing the human equivalent of the Chuck E. Cheese band. 🤣 well, that or some underqualified, over enthusiastic musical theater students. 😜

Hillary Dunn

Gatesville is in Central Texas! I used to work at that unit!!

Lisa

For all the THC/Gummy lovers these work a treat: https://summitthc.com

Erin Mc

My mind didn't go to Porn Granny...it went to Aunt Diane of Heather and Dylan. Remember how Heather got so jealous of her 80 something year old aunt on oxygen flirting with Dylan 🤣 I shouldn't repeat what Mattie would say acting out Aunt Diane but fuck it..."Baby boy" and "smooth butthole" is enough to jolt memories 🤣🤣🤣