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Chef Mathew hopes to polish off his most successful charter to date, while Lloyd leads an Oktoberfest celebration; Katie struggles to keep the interior afloat leaving her to make a very unusual decision about her team.

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Christine Lanza

Poodle - I completely understand your struggle to sit comfortably! I spend all day fidgeting in my chair and can never get comfortable. People look at me weird in meetings because I’m always moving and shifting in my seat. The struggle is real people!!!!

Bonnie

Y’all - I have never seen The Wizard of Oz 😬

Louise Morris

I’m terrified of birds, especially pigeons. I never know where they are going and I am freaked out by their fluttering.

mess_this_blessica

Oh my god fix it. When I was little I forced everyone to call me Dorothy and wore the red shoes and dress until my mom took me to the doctor about it. And then that bitch named my sister Dorothy.

Laura Williams

Poodle...I hate hugs, I'm with ya on that. Also people need to respect it when we say NO to a hug!!!

Danielle Remillard

Newly subscribed - love how much content you pump out. Definitely worth becoming a patron member. ❤️

Julianne

Mattie, my dad is ALTSO afraid of birds due to a (somewhat hilarious) childhood, grandparent-related trauma. His great-grandmother had a parakeet that they used to let fly around IN THE HOUSE so that he could “get some exercise”. The bird also could talk and used to swear in Italian. When my dad was three years-old, there was an incident involving the bird flying in his face, swearing at him in Italian, and taking a shit on his head. Not wanting her great-grandson to fear birds for the rest of his life, Nona took it upon herself to teach the bird to say “Frankie’s a pretty boy”…. It did not work. 60 years later, he’s still petrified of birds. Also, another fun coincidence, my dad, Frank, the aforementioned pretty boy, is married to my mom, Karen! Like Mattie’s “aunt” and her husband. Not important but figured since I was sharing anyway…

Shelley Harriott

Let’s be real… these “southern belles” with the 1000 dietary restrictions are gonna be begging chef mat for nachos at 1am!

Jennifer Riester

Re: Harry Potter. I babysat for a family and the mom was very conservative Catholic. She cut me off from the kids when I celebrated the Supreme Court marriage ruling. I've found all the kids on IG (they are all in college now) and have relationships with them all. Anyway, one of the daughters messaged me last week and asked if I could knit her a Ravenclaw scarf. When I replied I mentioned I was surprised she was allowed to read HP. She wrote back and said she read them as soon as she got to college. Imagine your act of rebellion being reading HP!! Bless her - she's getting a beautiful Ravenclaw scarf from me!

Reality Gays

This is Mattie and I want to hug those kids! Bless their hearts--that's some bullshit.

Kristina

You’ve probably heard this by now, but those emergency alerts go off even when your phone is on silent. The other day mine went off and my phone is always on silent. So Jake!! Wasn’t your fault!!!! 🤣

Taylor

My sister is afraid of birds bc we went crabbing one summer and she had a chicken neck tied to a string tied to her wrist and a seagull tried to get it and she ran down the beach with chicken neck behind her and a flock of seagulls close behind

Lauren

Captain sandy has been trying to be a motivational speaker and has been advertising here self for paid speaking gigs

Cheryl Bernard Smith

I’m late to this episode but, Mattie, rooster trauma is real! I got attacked by a rooster picking my daughter up from “peace camp”. Oh, the irony! It was bloody. Got a tetanus vaccine that night. Terrifying.