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Shawn drops a bombshell on his ex, Kelly; Lacey suspects Shane is cheating; Brittany gets troubling news but keeps it a secret from Marcelino; Stan worries about Lisa's spending; Ray's shocking confession stuns Britney.

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Amanda Bissaro

Shaun is WAAAAAYYYYY dumber than Nicole - WHICH SAYS A LOT - because Nicole is a real dumb-dumb.

Sass-squatch

From things I've read it doesn't look like innocent spouses are generally on the hook for restitution unless there is a divorce and it is counted as spousal debt... but not sure what that looks like in all states, so who knows.

Val McCue

I'm so glad these two thumbtacks (Lacey and Shane) are back just to hear Poodle as Lacey, I missed it so much!

Emily Rose Bosco

I thought patreon was ad free?! Workout co?!?!? Jk this segment made me cry laugh! 😂 I can't with the tape on the treadmill lol. Also just heard you say "first chair of the skin flute" 😂😂😂this episode made my week!

Claire Pancerz

Shawn is absolutely dumber. I figure Nickel has had to book herself for at least one girl’s trip. Since Shawn lives in NV, it’s always boys trips to the Strip for him. Logic!! Workout Co. made me laugh out loud - yes, an actual LOL. KEEP GOING, QUEENS. You two are amazing.

Betsy

I don't watch HEA anymore, I just listen to ya'll and Pink Shade/Hey Bunkie. and yet I feel like I miss nothing.

Claire Pancerz

Ooh, hot gossip from Reddit is that Kelly was 16 and Shawn was 24 when they first got together. There appears to have been a little grooming going on.

Ali Balki

This is the best… I missed Poodle as Lacey saying ‘Chaun’ so so bad 🥰

Ali Balki

CARL!!!! Can a sissy tell me how to edit my profile here? Y’all have your cute pics and I wanna join! And also remove my bajillion letters in my last name possibly 🤷🏻‍♀️

Betsy

Lacey is afraid Shshane is sheeting on her

Lauren Fiori

Summer rain sounds like Nicole’s new bath and body works flavor when they’re out of sun kissed raspberry

Reality Gays

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AnitaBonghit 69

As someone who's currently paying restitution for getting drunk and accidentally locking myself out of my house so I kicked open my front door then was arrested by a SWAT team for it and then took a plea bargain just so I can go home almost 10 years ago, in my case they call it "court fees", but can include paying the government back if they sent out a check for damages, which I'm sure is the case in Ray's situation. They'll garnish wages if payments aren't set up. Luckily mine was only $3,000 and I haven't drank since then.

Jennifer Sible Burke

Drug Dealer on the Roof!! 🎶 🤣 hahaha! Love it! My dad was a director so I know and thoroughly enjoy ALL of the deep cuts.Very impressive! ♥️🎶

Natalie Duarte

Nickel & Shawn are as dumb as each other. I don't feel like it's a competition with those two, they are playing on the same team in the same stupid, ignorant, selfish, shortsighted game. Gawd!

Amy Kalasunas

I am DYING at “ Chain” and Lacey bits - DYING!! “ wait, do I need to check what time it is ? “. “ Youre so f*cking atupid …..”

Amy Kalasunas

Shawn Vs Nickle - Shawn wins by a nose because despite Nickle being a total baffled loser who has peaked by working part time at Starbucks , has been duped by a likely closeted gay man for 5 years, at least she’s CONSISTENTLY stupid . Baseline basic and stupid - what you see is what you get .Shawn HAD a GOOD JOB, with SAVINGS , and a decent house in a suburb of Vegas. At some point , he had it together enough to make that happen. THEN HE QUIT HIS PAYING JOB , and is leaving for OHIO ( where I live so I know it’s not Ideal ) to live with an inmate that HES NEVER MET IN PERSON . One more clue? SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HES COMING ! He is the STUPIDEST creature we have ever seen on TV. He beats Caesar , Nickle , and Jorge. He’s lucky if he has 4 brain cells .

Sandy Zickur

Agree! Shawn bought a criminal. Nickel at least got to see Morocco.

J F

Has anyone watched on Discovery + , Prisoner of Love? It says, "Mafchmaker Chelsea Holmes connects inmates with clients searching for love."