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Since we're making you wait for the current season this week (we're doing it at our NYC live show), we thought we would give you a throwback on those weeks. And this week we're serving you THE FIRST EPISODE WE EVER DONE DID ON THIS SHIT SHOW, YA HEAR?

In this episode, Caesar plans to see his dream woman after five years of talking online; Timothy is stuck in a love triangle; Rebecca keeps a secret from her Tunisian boyfriend; Avery prepares to meet a man who lives in a war zone, and Darcey meets her sexy British man.

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Lauren

Thank YOU so much for this. Even tho I already listened to old episodes because I missed Mattie so much. Please do this for all your live shows, since I already met y’all in LA and will miss the current pods when you’re on tour ❤️❤️

Lauren Clark

Starting off with Jay Z ❤️ Enjoy the pizza and black and white cookies!

Lucy Robinson

Mattie: We can say cuss words! Poodle: But probably not talk about… We’re gonna try to not talk about explicit sex stuff. Mattie: We’re gonna be less graphic about our sex lives. Poodle: Mmhmm Mattie: Just so y’all know. Poodle: We’ve gotten your letters. Mattie: We’ve gotten your letters.

kayleelovestakis

omg the "we're gonna be less graphic about our sex lives" that aged well

Katie

I don’t know Poods, I thought Darcy was on Season 1 and 2- in 2 Jesse joins her in New York. Oh the horsehair ponytails and black pleather tops she rocked. It was also the season of Darcey throwing her shoe at Jesse’s head. Epic

Alison Gerrior

Love this! Highlights: - pronouncing Zaid as “Zade”, - apologizing for the length of the show: “we’re going to try to keep these 35-45 minutes typically”; - Getting Tim right from the start: “ He’s the human embodiment of embroidered jeans”

JH

I can’t find episodes that follow this one! Help!? Love you guys.

Angelica

So listening to this while at Planet Fitness… lol but this one doesn’t serve pizza and bagels…like some other ones I’ve heard of… does that make it ok? 😘😉

Chelsea Raycraft

Why did other podcasts not get forced to change their names like 90 day bae and 90 day cray cray? I’ve always been confused by that.

Val McCue

This is the best! The length of show one made me witch cackle and THANK GOODNESS they didn’t stick to it!!!

Reality Gays

It was our fault, kind of. We attempted to trademark the name 90 Day Gays, so no other West Hollywood Twink could get it 😂 Big corporations always have people watching trademark apps. Now we know!

Marylou DeMatos

Bring back the “straight people be crazy” segment please 🤣

Meghan Hodson

Poodle, did you say Jesse was gorgeous!?!? 😱

K8lnmarie

Love love love this! Enjoy NYC babes ❤️

Jenifer Dow

I’m so happy y’all are in my airspace. Have a great live show and all the dollar slices you can find. Love this episode. I was there the first time around and still enjoy baby Mattie and Poods. Keep going queens!

Chelsea Raycraft

I love how not much has changed! The explicitness, “I earned that E”, “if your child is listening to this you’re a bad parent” (lmao) and the singing! Love it! Also miss hearing the sirens and interested to continue listening to these old episodes to see when you all start saying “Don’t Pull Over”. Hope you enjoy NYC!

Kristina

This was so fun to listen too!!! Also, Caesar is a black Eeyore 🤣🤣

Cecilia Thompson

I’m just on Caesar and I’m laughing already!

Shelley Harriott

Bring back “straight people be crazy”

JH

That was one long scroll! Thank you. Wish I was there to see you in person ❤️

Anna

This gave me so much joy. Thank you for reposting!!!

Lauren Anderson

“90 day fiancé, revenge of shrek” 💀

Kristi Burks

Cut to Poodle explaining how he received the gift and how they both want to see Omar’s d*ck!! 😂😂😂

Caitlin Scagnelli

This made my day! It was jarring to hear Father Poodle before Pole's "friend" was added👌

Carrie Peterson

Was finishing this up just now…coming through the Sacramento airport from San Diego. There was a young woman in the bathroom fixing her make-up, flat ironing her hair, etc. I wanted to ask her if she was here on a K1!

Nora

" if you don't like spontaneous singing this is not for you" ....... 🎶 once upon a decemberrrrrrrrr

Ms-Metal

How did that go for you? We love you just the way you are 🥰

Ashley

Did Poodle ever really try to “not do BDF here”?😂😂😂🤣