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Patreon POLL: Choose Your March Bi-curious Episode!

  • Queens Court 172
  • Farmer Wants a Wife 484
  • Return to Amish 717
  • 2023-04-04
  • 1373 votes
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Sissies! It's officially April (golden) Showers, and that means it's time to select your Bi-curious for March! Here are your choices:

1.) "Queens Court" (Peacock)--"Holly Robinson Peete and Rodney Peete host the 10-episode series, guiding Tamar Braxton, Evelyn Lozada, and Nivea “through the ups and downs of dating 21 confident and successful prospective suitors.” Ok, I watched the first ep, and this show is FUN and MESSY (what else would you expect with Tamar?) and there's HOLLY. ROBINSON. PEETE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCaqoWZPqeo

2.) "Farmer Wants a Wife" (Fox)-- “Four farmers from across the country embark on an adventure of a lifetime in the hopes of finding their future spouse.”Yes, the reality concept that never seems to die is BACK! Get ready for lots of scenes of city girls shoveling poop, and Jennifer Nettles hosts! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv5MwNfaN0g

3.) Return to Amish (TLC)-- “...Follows a group of Amish and former Amish experiencing the world outside their closed communities to figure out where they truly belong.” Another season of bonnets, Dutch swearing, and Amish drunkenness--ya'll KNOW I love a Rumspringa! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RUSODNjnMU

As always, pop off in the comments to root for your faves. Voting ends Wednesday April 5! -- Poodz

Comments

Libby Zimmerman

OMG I love return to Amish!! Yes please!!

Madeline Rose

Ok but Queen’s Court sounds amazing

Melissa Chruszch

I’m excited for the return of Return to Amish!

Renee DiNuzzo

Queen’s Court is the best reality show, in my opinion! They really made something special with this show!!!

Kim

I finished all the episodes in about 2 or 3 days, I was hooked

Kim

Queen's Court was so good!

Sydney Townsend

Love Return to Amish and RUMSPRINGA!

Anastasia Sunshine

I keep hearing about Queen’s Court. Im going to watch it regardless but, like everything else in life, I’d love to hear y’all talk about it.

mess_this_blessica

I mean obviously I have to hear y’all talk about Amish but Farmer Wants a Wife is a good dating show. I like the format.

Em Barker

Damn a rare month where I really want all 3

Amy Diehl

I feel like Return to Amish is right up Poodles alley! Hopefully other things have been up Poodles' alley too 🤣🤣

Kelly Meyer

This will be my first full season of Return to Amish. I caught a few episodes of last season during a random hotel stay. Did someone order avocado toast and a glass of milk on their first restaurant outing? Now that’s Rumspringa!

Melissa Smith

Omg please farmer wants a wife!!! It’s amazing

Alison Batten

Pleeeeeeeease farmer wants a wife!!!!!!!

Joanna Grosso

Farmer wants a mothafuc wifeee

Arden

Kind of obsessed with the Amish. Who remembers Amish Mafia and the one with the rumsoringer kids? Levi the Enforcer and those trippy barn parties, meat in Mason jars, and the distain for all things “English”? 🤗

A Date with Dateline Podcast

If it's Return to Amish, I've seen every season! If you need a resident expert, wink wink! (God I'm the worst at just inviting myself on your show, apologies!)-- Kimberly

Breanna K. Williams

I think whatever the winner is, it should be vetoed for “Queen’s Court” Holly Robinson Peete is an unsung legend! She was a nepo baby before there ever was a term.

Lala B

I just about died at last week’s gay porn rummspringa story.

Deja Bleu

Please vote for Queens 👑 Court ... So we can discuss Nivea and Christina Milan being Eskimo sisters.. .

Breanna K. Williams

Yes! With The Dream. Remember when he was publicly sheating on Christina Milan while she was pregnant?

Emily

Thoughts on For the Love of Dilfs? It has everything: gay rights, historical figure Stormy Daniels, Dilfs!

K8lnmarie

How is everyone watching the newest season of return to Amish? Doesn’t seem to be on D+, or would they be covering an older season?

Lisa Luea

Farmer Wants a Wife is soooo gooooood!!! Started tonight and watched all 5 episodes bc these bitches are crazy.

Kerry

I missed the poll 😩 I would have said Farmer Wants a Wife. Ryan is my ex boyfriend’s brother 🤣