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Larissa heads to trial. Elizabeth's father pushes Andrei too far. Nicole's family questions her plan to reunite with Azan. Chantel gets bad news about Pedro's Green Card. Pao struggles to connect with Russ' family. Ashley spends time with her ex.

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Matt Doenges

Just ended a two year old’s meltdown by singing him this theme song!! KGQ!!!

Mimosa

My family is Hispanic, we’re always running late to parties lol.

Alyssa Holland

I never owned the nice white Disney VHS tapes either. We had movies we recorded off of the Wonderful World of Disney with the layers of white labels on the outside for each movie we recorded and then taped over. You’d end up with like 1/2 Bride of Boogedy, 1/2 MASH finale.

Val McCue

Same! I’m from Miami, when we finally show up we just say ‘I’m not late, I’m on Cuban time!” 🫠

Mary Scheske

I also grew up in a ripped VHS house 🤣 this took me BACK

Elizabeth Reichert

The North Korean shout-out absolutely took me out 😂

Elizabeth

Chantel suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Elizabeth

I love how every time road head comes up, Mattie always says “I LOVE road head.” 😂

Kait Marie

“If you’re listening from North Korea” IM CRYING 😂😂

Donna Moon

This isn't the 1st time poodle mentioned having sex in front of an Uber driver.

Scott Stodelle

Haha my mom still says I don’t give her hugs that I just give her side hugs.

Jil

My in-laws from TN showed up at 8:30am, 4 hours early for Christmas Day lunch. When they drove out to see us in Kansas City, they were supposed to stop halfway at a hotel but I KNEW they would drive straight through and POP UP about 12 hrs after they left. Sure enough, they showed up at our house at 4pm, almost a full day early. My teenage daughter was shocked at how I knew they would do that. 😭

Clare

Awwww, I liked the soccer themed shower for Russ and Pao. El “futbol” is one of the main sports the two countries have in common and for them to do that with the two flags is really a nice way to honor Pao’s heritage.

Lily C

I’m high while listening to this and the North Korean sissies interlude nearly killed me.

Erica Garcia

We had HBO since early 80s, my Mom was an early adopter of everything, we’d tape movies on the vcr. We taped everything! Even tv so we had Motown’s 25th anniversary (first moonwalk dance), Wizard of Oz, Comic Relief…shoutout to North Korean Sissies! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alicia Andrews

Little Caesars is good for ONE THING ONLY: cheap food to feed kids at birthday parties because they have no discernible palate!

Carey Addis

Little Caesars Italian Cheesy Bread. 👩‍🍳😘

Carey Addis

My mom went out of town for a weekend when I was 11. My dad had never been alone with all 4 of us overnight. He took us to Walmart to buy the VHS of Aladdin. It was the only movie we ever bought and the only time I can remember him shopping with us. So I knew he was desperate for some peace. He fell asleep on the couch while we watched it and his belly was hanging out of his shirt. I remeber gazing at his belly as he snored. And that was the first time I felt truly sorry for my dad.

Tonya Beth

This is how I learned Little Caesar’s is still a thing. I’m not sure I’ve ever had it.

Natalie New

Yes Mattie! I work at Trader Joe’s and my number one pet peeve are the customers that FaceTime!

Summer

Poodle angrily telling me he doesn’t give a fuck about my views on Little Caesars made my night.