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The Golden Bachelor 0101 (Patreon)

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2023-09-29 23:35:38
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2024-12
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We’re jumping in a new show y’all!

Twenty-two incredible women, ranging in age from 60 to 75, step into the spotlight in the hope of finding lasting love with golden bachelor Gerry Turner.

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Candy Beck

I just finished watching the premiere and I can’t wait to hear what y’all think!

MicaS

This is the first time I have seen the Bachelor. It was very engaging but the premise is really appalling if you think about it: all these women falling all over themselves to get this man’s attention. Betty Friedan is rolling in her grave and Gloria Steinem may be driven to hers!

Alexandra MacQueef

I used to have “traveling muralist for Olive Garden/award winning voiceover artist for porn for the unsighted community” in all of my dating profiles. Should have been “set decor for Bachelor post-2010” (Parenthetically, I love Nancy💕)

Ashley Janes

Poise is also a brand of pads for incontinence. Bless it.

Sarah

I completely thought of Dawn from SMothered too. I love when you guys have the same impressions I do

Val McCue

Oh Poodle! Jesse Palmer was a Florida QB, and he also played for the NY Giants, Poodz 🤦🏽‍♀️ he’s a GATOR like me! 🐊🧡💙 I’m sorry but Kathy gave me Caitlin Jenner vibes.

Robin black

Y’all are not allowed to dis Pickleball….. you know I’m almost married to the King of Pickleball. 😂😂😂 (and I’ve yet to play cause- meh…..)

Kay

I started crying 5mins into the episode. The podcast, “Will You Accept this Rose” did their draft picks a few weeks ago and Edith was someone they loved, and Susan was definitely referred to as Kris Jenner. I knew Faith was getting that first rose.

Camille Harris
>>118681044

I swear Pickleball is some kind of psyop or has an excellent marketing team bc WHY is it everywhere now?!? Ultimate Frisbee could never 💁🏾‍♀️

SneakyMoo

Mattie and Poodle's imitation of Gerry reminds me of BritTani from Smothered

Lisa F

I knew this edition of bachelor would be good; but wasn’t expecting it to be GOOD. The women brought it. Loved their energy, style and humor. Yes…all of them dancing and jammin! Our society has made older people pretty much invisible; particularly women. We need more of this. Glad y’all are covering it. Here for it. LOL at Poodle’s “do I LOOK like I need help?” about the contestant who came out with the rolling chair and dressed older. hahahaha….

Lisa F

Regarding that song that sounds like it’s from a movie….I’ve heard it before too and I can’t think of what it is. It gave me Max Richter type music. Did you find out what it was?

Carey Addis
>>118681044

Any sport that old white people can pick up easily is bound to become popular. Look at cornhole.

Carey Addis

I am obligated to hate Jesse Palmer because he was a Gator and I went to UGA (go dawgs). Matty, he is a sports commentator and has been doing that on TV for many many years. But “sports sh*t” was close enough.

Carey Addis

Susan? Is that her name? I got Liza Minelli from the looks and Kathleen Turner from the voice.

Tracie

Matty, I really like the new haircut....a stylin sissie.

Carey Addis

Just based on context clues, Im gonna guess it’s the score from Cocoon.

Laura
>>118673923

They switch every season between men and women. The next bachelorette will be one of the women from this cast.

Hollan Read

I had the EXACT same idea as Poodle. Well, not the same but I thought: “Oh Ellen is definitely going to win and murder Jerry and then move into his lake house with Roberta.”

Jujuy

Will you clean it up (re cupcake)? I expected her to take out a used Kleenex, spit on it and wipe his face😄

Saria

So excited y’all are covering this show!! But certainly hope it was nobody’s first episode- you were extra, extra skanky!

Breanna K. Williams

Roberta is from the same casting agency as "Maw-Maw's Tune"

Erika Claeys

He gives me Papa Plath vibes

Yuly

♥️ Don’t Stop Believing ♥️

MicaS
>>118673923

Thanks , that makes me feel somewhat better!!

Taylor Wallace

"Yeah that was a nice touch." Snorted beer out of my nose while waiting for my to-go order.

Deja Bleu

Thx God you guys are covering this.... it is on my secret show watchlist ❤️ lol New strain alert!👀

Lindsay

ABC has missed the golden opportunity to cast Porn Granny 👀

Carey Addis
>>119057100

Dry? Did you watch the show!!!! Not one bit was dry. Not even the 70 year old cooters.

Laura Vega

I’m not impressed by GB. Most of the women were plastic - give us more Aunt Chippy types! Altso, I couldn’t help but notice that his deceased wife was a bigger woman, yet he pretty much eliminated all the larger women in episode 1. I’m not buying his sweetheart routine…

Reality Gays
>>119057100

It’s definitely NOT sponsored! We were just trying to do something different, I thought we dip our toes into the bachelor universe

Jennifer Riester

It's Kris Jenner she's giving!!!! Get with the times, I expect it from Mattie, but Poodle, come on!!!!

Madeline Rose

FYI this is missing from the Golden Bachelor collection on Patreon! 😘