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Chance exposes his shocking truth to Tayler; Mi’elah’s grandmom lays down the law.  Melissa and Louie surprise each other. Family loyalty again divides Britney and Kerok. Joynomi faces a tough decision. Blaine hits his boiling point.

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Andy

What are they singing before Poodle says nothing like a jump suit? It sounds like they’re singing “little Debbie Cakes”. 🤔

Jamie Katherine

Mattie, you’re being a golden retriever about Kerok. Trying too hard to see the good in him.

Jamie Katherine

Classic abuser to make Britney feel crazy to the point she gets dysregulated while he stays “calm” and you are falling for it

Greta Jordan

Shavel was wearing a “waist trainer,” similar to a corset, which is an unfortunate fashion choice for many women. It’s another look worn by Kim Kardashian that others have tried to duplicate unsuccessfully for that “snatched waist, big booty” look. And, try as she might, we all know Shavel is no Kim Kardashian, bless her heart!

Lois Molina

I always learn something new on this podcast. I thought that lightning bugs, the term I used as a child, and fire flies were two different bugs. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Breanna K. Williams

You mean it’s another look and cultural trend done by Black women that Kim & Co have appropriated. Don’t get it twisted, the Kardashians did not start that trend.

Greta Jordan

Umm, ok? I just used KK for reference purposes since it’s something a lot of people might not be familiar with and that’s one celebrity who came up in my Google search. Notice that I said “worn by” and not “started by” KK. Personally, I don’t think it’s a good look no matter who wears it, so I really don’t care who started it or who’s carrying it on as a fashion trend. Btw, this is the Reality Gays podcast message board…can’t we all just get along?? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Erica Garcia

Yes it’s “those little Debbie Cakes” it’s referencing one of the first seasons of LaLu.

Val McCue

The Taylor/Chance segments were riveting. WOW this guy is just about the absolute worst! Not even Melissa deserves a Chance!

Val McCue

Yeah, that’s a waist trainer, I’ve seen women working out with these, and I scratch my head: how in the world could that be comfortable?

Missy Fuller

It’s a waist trainer for sure, you could see the name on the front, maybe she got a “deal”

Bab Veto

Agree that this is the best season of LALU. I thought it was going to be a snooze fest but it really brought it at the end.

Jujuy

Tell us you're a redneck without telling us you're a redneck- you leave your wife on an ATV!

Mary Scheske

My brother in law is named Chance (legal first name and everything) 🤣 There was also a younger kid we grew up with named Chance; 3 of 3 kids. The parents were extremely religious and they referred to him as "their last chance"

Claire Pancerz

I don’t know - I still think there’s hope for Kerok if he’ll get some therapy. I think he has some odd notions of masculinity (smarter than women, the one who takes care of everything, never out of control) and when he’s dealing with Bri, those come out in full force. She needs therapy, too. It’s great that they have a supportive church but they need some additional help. They’re also fairly young - even more so based on the stunted emotional development that prison causes.

Andrea Mylly

Narcist: not a complete narcissist, just partly one :p

Mary Scheske

Chance said "probably 5" but his eyes said "up to 20"

Greta Jordan

All good. Again, I was just trying to give context to Shavel’s outfit in my post, not credit to who originated it or venture into the “culture wars” whatsoever. I listen to Mattie and Poodz to brighten my day and come here to have fun, not to get into a debate about something silly like Shavel’s outfit. At the end of the day, to each his/her/their own. Have a great day!! 😊

Julie K

I remember Charlie came in a silver donut choker necklace. Shelly Hack was the Charlie Girl. She was also an unsuccessful Charlie’s Angel

ColeenSkygal0330

Sonia’s mannerisms gave me some Giselle vibes. (from RHOP)

Jessica

I agree with Mattie about Kerok & B. I’m rooting for them so hard. They both seem like good people and really love each other- they just both need individual therapy. AND time to adjust outside of prison, that’s huge on its own. I just love them and want them to work😩. Edit to say- I don’t know anything about hormone therapy for trans men- but is that something that could have an affect on his attitude or personality? My best friend is a trans woman and sometimes talks about the ‘mones monin’, so I just wonder if that’s something he’s adjusting to as well.

Jessica

Shavelle had on a waist trainer

Elizabeth

I’m currently getting divorced from a covert narcissist. The way Brittany goes “from zero to 100” is very reminiscent to me of my own reactions to my husband. You have a lot of internal resentment and are also very easily triggered by any kind of criticism, so I think Brittany is reacting as any other victim of a covert narcissist would do. I’m not trying to diagnose Kerok but his lack of empathy and invalidation of B’s emotions triggers the shit out of me. He will never be a good partner for her 🤷‍♀️

Jessica K

Lol Martin Luther nailed the theses to the door of the Vatican .. I think it cracks me up because it was kinda hard to travel back then

Joanne

Starting to worry about having a podcast for my walks on the 12th&13th. No lalu or 90day. Are y'all blessing us with something special ? Greedy&crossing fingers.

Chelsea Sims

NOT A BACK BRACE 🤣

BRITNEY PORTER

Chance was arrested for DUI, hit and run(he caused an 18 wheeler to crash), he stole a car from a hospital parking lot and used the womans credit card to buy gas and cigarettes.

Lauren

I read the post from the truck driver’s wife that said the driver was trapped and almost died in the truck and is completely traumatized.

Hannah Goralewicz

Okay, my family is Episcopalian and during my sister’s funeral we were doing the Nicene creed. Everyone in the service was reading the words and about 5% (the only Episcopalians in the room) said “I believe in one holy, catholic and apostolic church” I could see some of her close friends side eyeing each other like “I’m not Catholic. I didn’t know she was Catholic..” it got a chuckle out of my dad the next day.

Bullshit With Beck

Mattie and Poodle, the married man thing was from forever ago when they had the cast catch up. Lindsay was with Blaine then, and Daonte took a quick video of her making out with a married man. Blink and you'll miss it but Daonte sent it to a YouTube channel so you know it got blown up lol

Super Nova

No one is talking about how Britney's bun survived the baptism. Aqua net game strong.😅

Kate Larson

There are pics online of Lindsey when she was doing some press or something in LA making out with a guy at an outside bar.

Kate Larson

It’s a waist trainer!

Jude

Good to know! I don’t think your torso is supposed to be smaller than your head 🤔

Jude

Snatched body, big head doesn’t have the same appeal

Jude

I’m surprised nobody mentioned Blaine doing a big fart when he was arguing with Lindsey in the living room! Sounded like a wet one, too

Nicole Walker

What happened to Cameron and Aris?

Tani

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Tani

My sister still uses Charlie...u can find it in your local Walgreens. It actually smells really nice. Her signature scent since '84 🤣😅😂

Ana Patterson

Excuse me!! Dried banana chips are bad… oh no y’all are coming for the Caribbeans. We love our plantain chips 🖤🖤

Ebonie Porch

Shavelle was wearing a waist trainer lmao 🤣

Reality Gays

I wouldn’t say it’s “silly”. Black women have had decades of not getting credit for things that have lived in their culture that other people are just “learning” and think we invented. Not a fault for someone who has no idea it was happening. Believe me. I’ve done it many times. But it can be triggering to a black person who deals with it constantly. And gurl, believe me, gay men have being doing it for decades! I’ve participated in that without even knowing it. Yes we’re a comedy show but sometimes things like this pop up that are actually important to others. Especially in LALU where black culture is prominent and we are two gay white men talking about it. It normally is fine but we have said shit and, gracefully, some POC sissies come to correct. We love that. I’ve found when it doesn’t really matter in my life and and a POC corrects me, I find a head nod and a “got it” go over best. Because at the end of the day, it affects them more than it probably does me. -Mattie

Arie

It’s a waist trainer, not an outfit!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Arie

I came here to say this as they were going back and forth about what it is!!! Our gays obviously are not familiar with the IG baddies and how they pretend to use these after having tummy tucks and BBLs. 😂😂😂

Caroline Dickie

HEY! My son’s name is Chance and I freaking love it. 😛

Arie

I’m so glad that Taylor broke it off for good with Chance. He’s always skeeved me out and I tried to dismiss it to give him a chance, but turns out, my gut was right. He lacks boundaries, lies constantly and must’ve sensed desperation in Taylor. Not sure how he “charms” people. Also don’t think he’s that great of an actor. Everything he says feels like chaos to me.

Greta Jordan

Thanks so much, Mattie. The initial response to my post really caught me off guard because I am a Black woman and I didn’t realize that it would strike a nerve like it did. The KK reference was totally innocent and was meant purely for context only. I’m in my early 50s, so I am very familiar with how we have created many beauty trends and other things that we have not received proper credit for. Being a little “older” and out of the loop on many current fashion trends, I didn’t even know what a “waist trainer” was until I heard about it at the beauty shop maybe 2 years ago and I really had no idea that it might be something that our community started. But, this is why I love you guys so much. You have brought together so many people from different backgrounds and experiences, simply through our shared love of trash TV, which is just awesome. Thanks again!! ❤️

Reality Gays

Oohh this is a good point. And also, eff that ex. Sorry you have to put up with his bullshittery. -M

Jude

It is! Clint from one of the early seasons stole a Little Debbie truck,& crashed it into a storage unit! During his season, I had to pass through their town (Hobbs, NM) on a road trip to Santa Fe,& I went into his parents’ butcher shop/deli, dragging my very reluctant husband along. The Goddess Tracy was still alive at the time (RIP)

Jude

What is the thing Mattie says after the line ‘You know they sent me up the river’, it sounds like ‘Straight up that ripple gay-ya’ ???!?

Cin S-T

Yea those waist trainers were "a look" for a minute, 🤣🤣

Danielle Lively

I don't like how Kerok will aggrevate Brit and then make her seem crazy when she reacts

Holly Schwarzmann

@Mattie — I work for Revlon and they still make Charlie! I just saw some new packaging approvals for this year 😂

Margaret

Agree with Poodle on the Britt/Kerok take. I think Britt has to immediately escalate and raise her voice for Kerok to take her seriously or acknowledge her feelings. Her behavior is learned due to him discounting her feelings or not validating her.

Nikki

Love During Lockup is gonna have its FIRST openly gay male couple and I’m so here for it!!

Deja Bleu

I like how Miley and Mi'lea are regional but the same 💓💗🤗

AP

His parental rights would be permanently terminated which could affect her grandparent visitation rights depending on the state. In nyc she could technically still get grandparent visits.

Jessica Williams

I’m returning to my shows after a 2-year hiatus. Can anyone help me find old (seasons 1& 2) episodes of LiLo? I wanted to do a rewatch from the beginning!!

Brittany Holman

Chance is triggering... I hate hate hate how he was talking to Tayler. It reminded me so much of an old relationship I had in my 20s...that I'm just so glad I found my way out of. Thank all the Gods I finally got it.