[Cyan Exclusive] [F4A] How the hell do you ask your neighbor to get you pregnant, anyway? [You and I can't get pregnant so we plan to ask the neighbor] [Getting nervous] [Overthinking] [What if he's an ax murderer] [What shirt should I wear?] [Increasingly sillier rambles] [This might be a shitpost] [IDK how to do this, I've just seen porn about it] [Shitpost turns to heartfelt speech about motherhood] [I love you] Lots of mentions of [Impreg] [No Sex]
[F4M] Clues For Your Blues [Shitpost][NPR Voice][Soothing Voice][Reflective][Introspective][Relax For Me][Now Jerk Off For Me][JOI]
[F4M] You Aussie Be Kidding Me [Shitpost][Running from Dropbears][Dodgin' Crocs][Caught Ya In Ya Budgie Smugglers][Fine Day for Shrimps on the Barbie][I'll Shrimp Your Barbies][Ya Fancy a Blowie Mate?][Will Sex 4 Vegemite][Butchered Australian Accent][Someone Stop Me]
[F4A] Ewotic Poetwy Weading [UwU, What’s This? A Poetwy Book?][More Like DICKinson Amirite?][Gettin My Sappho On][e.e. cummings is too easy][Hawt][Moar][Learning About Poets][Gettin DEEP][Shitpwost]
[F4M] Awkward GF Helps You Jerk Off [Actually Awkward But Trying My Best][Incredibly Bad At This][Try Not To Cum][Phone Sex][Dirty Voicemail][Really Bad JOI][Girlfriend][GFE][Affectionate] Mentions of [Peen][Doodle][Cucumber][Love Stick][Dong][Schlong][Glorious Meat Scepter][Bad Sex Tips from Women’s Magazines][Shitpost]