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Trouble with Transporters (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-07 06:00:02
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2022-07

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Hello Friends

 I am still sorting myself out for the new year and came across this addition to the 25th Century adventures. I never really finished the idea, this is a working rough but I think it has potential.

As to who is sealed in that slippery Latex cocoon I don't know, but perhaps you do.

Back from next week with all the usual stuff

Happy New Year from me

XXX

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Skinnie S

This is now my third attempt at posting this. Let's hope Patreon doesn't lose it this time. It's based as ever on bad (and stupid) puns and only (for me) mild naughtiness. "Aye, aye, Commander. We've locked on and starting to beam up." The tension in Engineering Officer Scott's voice was palpable. "They're starting to materialise now. You can start the Countdown for going to warp. Oh, no! It looks like Ensign Riley must've made another of her spelling errors when she programmed the Transporter. Her typing's terrible with her new extra-sissy nail extensions. Scanners show we haven't got Medical Officer Jones, Officer Nugent, and Ensign Knightley. We appear to have beamed up civilians called Begbie, Spud and Sick Boy. What a Conundrum. We're going to need a security detail down here right now." Up on the bridge, Commander Watson maintained his implacable calm. He paused from looking in his hand mirror and judging whether it was best to flick his bangs with his left hand or his right hand. "Punch it, Officer Vorderman. Warp Factor 7." "Aye, aye, Commander," acknowledged the Chief Helm. "Going to Warp." The officers on the bridge braced themselves for the surge as the starship escaped from orbit. Andrew Watson, voted Prettiest Sissy in Starfleet three years in succession and now permanent holder of that title, settled back back in the command chair, folded his compact and slid it into the top pocket on his thigh boot next to his lipstick holster. "Thank you, Officer Vorderman. Bridge to Trainspotter Room," he chuckled. Absent mindedly, he pulled his compact back out and slid a carmine lipstick from its holster restraining strap. "Aye, aye, Commander. There's no need to rub it in." "Scottie, I know it will have made a Dent in your pride beaming up the wrong group, but at least it wasn't three guys in anoraks with binoculars and thermos flasks. We'll come back for the Away Team when you and Riley have fixed the Transporter. Knowing the Larvallous, they'll still be alive but each encased in a latex amniotic sac. I'll probably need to beam down myself since it looks like they're going to need my help if they're going to escape the clutches of the Larvallous." "Aye, aye, Commander. I'll get the wee lassie on to it right away. " "And Selina....." "Yes, Commander? "Can you come to my cabin in a couple of hours? I need to check that my Larvallous antibodies are still active. Wear something light and easily removable, please." "Aye, aye, Commander." Engineering Officer Selina Scott's mind was already racing. What to wear? The Commander's instructions were clear, but perhaps some stay-up latex stocking and 6'" heels would be appropriate since she wouldn't want to be naked in front of her Commander. "And Scottie..." "Yes, Commander?" "Bring Ensign Riley with you. I probably do need to rub it in." "Aye, aye, Commander." I guess you weren't expecting that. Hope you've had a good and relaxing break, and time with friends and family. S xxx

Aidan

Wow, Skinnie S, a delightful entry. My guess is Andy was down getting a new supply of latex stem molecules for the replicator to enhance their uniforms. Of course in its raw state its volatile and was in special container. The pattern filter had an error so did not recognise the construction of the container and thought it was nerferours so ditched it. The result is what you see.

Skinnie S
>>75227834

Thank you Aidan. Glad you enjoyed another piece of wordplay nonsense. (For non-UK readers, I realise the references to 'Countdown' will be no doubt be obscure. However, I hope most will be familiar with Danny Boyle's film of Irvine Welsh's novel, and trans-Atlantic members aware of journalist Selina Scott.) Latex stem molecules! Now there's an idea.

Andy Latex
>>75221231

All the cast and crew of this Countdown adventure seem rather familiar LOL, From Ensign Riley to Officer Vorderman, but are those other nods?, 'Dent' in your pride? Even Chief 'Helm' (Nick?). So along with Selina 'Scottie' Scott, Officer Nugent and young Ensign Knightley we have a eye watering crew, But which Jones did we bring on board? That is the trouble with Trainsporters LOL....Ps I think Scottie should come with Commander Watson, I think Ms Scott would look perfect in an classic red away group uniform and we all know what happens to the ones in red? XXXXX