Gif: THEY CONFISCATED HIS MANHOOD! (Patreon)

"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you've set off our 'Failed Male' detector. We're going to have to confiscate your manhood."

"What?! Oh my God, this can't be right! I'm all man! I watch sports and drink beer, and... and..."

"Come on, sweet cheeks. The girls downstairs will fit you for your first bra and send you home in a pretty pink dress."