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Alice hated, hated, hated her roommate Toby. He was always leaving half-empty cartons of Chinese food all over the apartment, stinking up the place with his spilled bongwater and broccoli beef farts, and droning on about how guys were superior to girls. But the thing Alice despised most of all was the way that Toby would drink directly from the milk carton. He knew it drove her nuts, and he thought it was funny to take a big ol' guzzle from a new carton of milk while she stood there fuming.

So, when Alice finally got so fed up with Toby that she decided to get a little revenge, she knew just where to put the magic potion so he'd be sure to find it...