Gif: ON YOUR BIKE (Patreon)

Tamara was lounging on her front porch, basking in the afternoon sun, when she heard the sound of a squeaky bike coming her way. A red-headed guy rode up, stopped and gave her a creepy grin. He leaned forward on his handlebars, his eyes shamelessly scanning Tamara's body from head to toe.

"Hey, sexy," he said. "How about I take you for a spin, huh? I'll give you the ride of a lifetime!" 

Tamara chuckled to herself. The poor dope had no idea he was bothering a witch.

"Oh, please, honey," she said. "You're not impressing anybody with that rusty little thing of yours. Here, let’s strip you down and give you a complete upgrade..."