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The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 18 of Mountain Monsters: Hogzilla of Hocking Hills. No Hogzillas were harmed, or even hunted in this episode.

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Bill Culbertson

You should have brought in Cody Johnston for expert commentary.

SingingH0b0

My dad raised some hogs most of my younger life, so the team capturing a "Hogzilla" that was smaller than most of the hogs that we would send to market was an amazing finale for this episode

Pee-Wee's Uncle

Why not call it Hog Hogan? They could have him go on the hunt with them.

Benjamin Eagan

Apparently Deer farming is a growing industry. West Virginia has over 30 licensed deer farms which are split between breeding farms and hunting preserves.

SudsiestPanda

Are Tom and Elaine the same folks who were in the house during the Fire Dragon ep?

Former Fish Farmer

Yup. I knew someone who's family did that. They sell the meat, hides, Doe-In-Heat urine (hunters use it to attract large bucks), antlers, bones, everything. It's been a "thing" for years now.

Former Fish Farmer

Okay, this is a subject I actually had some interest in over the years. -First, if you want the real rundown on the real hunt for the real Hogzilla from the real scientist who was really involved and was really Really REALLY badly misquoted and taken out of context to the point where his reputation was pretty well trashed because of it, try here: https://www.monstertalk.org/?s=hogzilla -Secondly, Deer Farmer is a real job. I've known people who have done it. -Thirdly and most importantly, listen again to those descriptions of what people say they saw. I mean, like, really listen. The tiny, almost human hands, the bizarre posture, the totally nonsensical sounds. That was no Hogzilla. That was something older. Something darker. Something that haunts the dreams of all sane men and women of the hinterlands. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that the A.I.M.S. Crew was on the track of the dreaded Were-Trump.

Skink

What a shame, if the AIMS guy were better researchers, they could have used a real prehistoric monster, the Hell Pig. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Daeodon_shoshonensis_skeletal.jpg

Scribbler Johnny

Fukui-san! Take it, Ohta. I asked Iron Chef Applachia and he confirmed that he uses KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce, back to you. Nobody asked, Ohta, you suck.

Matt Edwards

I'd like to do a little gun nerdery, seeing as Bigfeets has mentioned Trapper's Glock again. Pistols chambered in 10mm (which some Glocks are) are considered to be just about acceptable bear defense guns. Not ideal, but might be enough if you're skilled and a little lucky. If you're seriously anticipating having to stop a bear, you want a large rifle or a shotgun loaded with slugs (or my preferred technique: don't go near bear territory). And that's for dealing with bears. If you were hunting something that's killing bears, or the sort of massive supernatural things they usually hunt, shouldn't you have... I dunno, elephant guns? It would help the veracity of the show if at least one of them was toting some insanely huge rifle for when they catch whatever they're hunting that week. It's not like they'd need ammo for the thing.

Mark Mahoney

“The hog doth protest too much.” - Seanbaby