Hot Dog Store: Lava Apes of the Lost Diamond City (Patreon)

So many apes, lost forever… But boy was it worth it! Get your hands on this limited edition* shirt commemorating Seanbaby and Brockway’s incredible victory over the Lava Apes of The Lost Diamond City.

C’mon, our boys didn’t defend your rights in the laser wars for you NOT to buy a shirt! Have some respect for what happened on that hallowed lava fall.

*Limited edition in the sense that at some point the universe will cease to exist, and with it, so too will the production of our shirts.