Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Merch??! (Patreon)

The UFO Cowboys have found you, and now only one shirt can save you...

Our BIGFEETS shirt!

Buy enough shirts and maybe—just maybe—Brockway will love you enough to return!



*No guarantees, but he’ll probably love you more.

Also just in, the BIGFEETS HOODIE! WOW!

It even has sleeves!