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Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we travel the country in a hot air balloon promoting friendship.

But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!

First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where there’s Dr. Pepper, and there’s Dr. Skipper, but the real ones only bring the Dr. Thunder. Sissyneck’s having a rough month, full of worry about Lydia’s Wuthering High article-

Full of childhood anxiety-

And full of fart nostalgia, the worst kind of nostalgia.

Now let’s move on to the Comments, where Sean extolls the virtues of the Battle Hug.

Boyka explains the Boyka of the Boyka.

Skebotron breaks down the core philosophy of 1900HOTDOG.

The Parallel Viewmaster has a great pitch, but it’s Pee-Wee’s Uncle that got this movie greenlit.

Mark Mahoney understands the unique regret that comes from trusting Seanbaby with any kind of personal information.

Next it’s time for Weekend Updape with Gellaho! Let’s introduce ourselves (no eye contact, butt elevated in submission) to the new apes Gellaho wrangled for us this month!

Biker Ape came to Bike Week for Babes, Brews and Baboons. (Biker Ape is a freak.)

Betrayal Ape has your best interests at… heart. What? What’s weird about the way he emphasized heart? It was nothing. Your mistrust… cuts… him to the quick.

Now on to the Discord where we OH NO FERRODAY!

Rob proved what we suspected all along: That the endgame of all Artificial Intelligence is libertarian shitposting.

Javo and Mo found a karate mani- SUCK MY COKE, FRANK.

Speaking of, Mo’s really been practicing his one-liners dialing in a tight five at Angry Eddy’s Chuckle Hut, and it shows.

FancyShark brings the fancy sharks, but Delta Foxtrot proves there’s no idea so good it hasn’t been done already 17 times.

Sometimes inspiration comes from unexpected places, and Adrienne proves that sometimes it can also be completely expected.

We’re considering banning the robot art channel, but we’re too afraid to go in there again and hit the button.

Now it’s time to announce our winner! It was Adrienne for that sweet Bigfoot/Mothman slash-art! It’s not now, because of Gobaby! So it’s, oh, let’s say Sean for weaponizing empathy into a Battle Hug. Congratulations, Sean!

You are the new custodian of the Grace Jones photo where she looks like a sexual Raiden. Let’s see how last month’s winner, Agent of Fortune, ruined this wonderful piece of art.

No, I just checked: The whole outfit does really appear to be made of goth wicker. That’s not vandalism! Agent of Fortune, you protected our lady - thank you!

You folks are, as always, the best. And if anyone ever questions that, you call us. We’ll listen to their problems and give them a hug until they fucking die from it.

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Comments

Skebotron

Since the creation of Gobaby has wrought indiscriminate damnation upon us all anyway, we might as well see how Shon Shiebel turns out.

Jeff Orasky

I wonder if Gobaby is constantly punching himself? Every stray thought... "I wonder if this would go with pizza?" PUNCH! "Minigolf and wedding dresses!" PUNCH! "I hate myself and what I have done to the written word!" DOUBLE PUNCH!!!

FancyShark

Congratulations, Sean! Exemplary job, everyone! Boyka! Boyka! Shabraz! Boyka!

Matt Edwards

I dread to think what happens when you cross Brockway with Malibu comics. Don't think AI is up to that challenge yet. I hope.

Pistol Wizard

This is a little embarrassing but I don't recognize the person the they banded Seanbaby's face with, who is it?

Pistol Wizard

THAT'S what he looks like? He looks like one of those sad magician psychics that are mad that their close up card tricks can't get them laid like they thought it would. That actually tracks now that I think about it.

sissyneck

well that is for real a winsom and poniant artwork to me it suggests maybe a ladyhawk-type situation where the criptid lovers can only touch and meet for a fleetin moment as they transform i dont know why i make myself sad like this

Brendan McGinley

Battle Hugs is a significant improvement over my previous field of Love Punches

Pee-Wee's Uncle

The sisters spend the entire movie competing for the affections of the corpse. However, it's their brother Branwell who finds love. In the end, the sisters learn that they don't need the approval of a corpse for validation. The critics will say things like "Woke-end at Brontë's" or "This movie makes Scritti Politti sound like Oingo Boingo babe." But I don't care. I believe in this. I see Timothée Chalamet as the corpse.

Matt Edwards

"Coke Zero... now just plain Zero" is an unfortunate glimpse into the product placement-riddled remake of The Running Man we all dread.

LyraV

I won't but it would be something to start a dating profile for Gobaby just to see who hits him up for a pizza date punctuated by Kumite.

Robert Lee

Every time I show up in one of these I feel like I need to apologize.

Flippant Sausage

Adrienne is doing great things to robots in the discord. Well......."great". If you aren't a robot. If you are a robot, then maybe don't go there. Just a suggestion.