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Power Slap: Road to the Title, is a show about a fighting league where men slap. To be more clear, it's a style of fighting where men with nothing to live for flip a coin to see which one gets knocked out. It's the sad parts of violence without the skill of martial arts pinned to a reality show made twenty years too late. If a pet store owner told you, "These two fish will kill each other in a bowl that small," Power Slap is a sport based around ignoring him.

It's fucking crazy that it exists and we discuss it with our dear friend from Auralnauts, Zak Koonce! Slap it here! Or hold this little stick behind your back and let it slap you here! Slap!

If you're a fan of combat sports and have always wondered what it would be like to not be, Power Slap is perfect. It's like sitting in an animal shelter and just watching a rabies outbreak play out. Maybe there's no way to describe it. It's a gloryless spectacle of desperate misery. If you sold your house to invest in Moonfall NFTs, your parole officer would look at Power Slap and say, "Nothing has ever included this many terrible ideas in one place." Please enjoy! Slap us a review! Slap us a like! SLAP!

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Comments

Ed Smith

I'm only 15 minutes into the ep, and as non-gamer, I'm glad you kept the Destiny chat. Really enjoyed it

Nicolas Cage Facts

It's pretty funny how Dana White has the same kind of callous, blood-thirsty desire to make people hurt themselves for small amounts of money that was popular in like 2003 reality TV shows. Imagine if Dana White worked for VH1 in 2003 making reality TV instead of UFC. Imagine the inhumanity. Also Nicolas Cage was cast to play Joe Exotic in a Tiger King Netflix series. The series was later cancelled and he has since said the show was a bad idea to start with.

Chris “Ace” Hendrix

OKAY SO I don’t hate the new Destiny content. I mentioned this on Brockway’s Twitter, but I love the 80’s fever dream aesthetic. I’ve been calling it Destiny Vice City. BUT—the gleaming 12-foot tall Silverhawks are wild and the difficulty is weird! Like, moment to moment combat is more difficult than event combat. I don’t know, I’m glad I got it, but I missed a lot of stuff since I had a fucked up Xbox so I’ve been doing that (Stasis is fucking rad).

Skebotron

My thing with Destiny and the reason I stopped playing (back around when the first expansion for D2 came out) was mostly because it demanded so much time from you. You had to put in so many hours a week just to keep up with the game, including finding times when your whole group was available. If Destiny was the only game I wanted to play and I had no other hobbies, then I could've made it work, but that's a little ridiculous. Otherwise, I always thought the shooting gameplay was solid and fun, at least in PvE. I do miss it sometimes, usually when people are talking about it again like now. Anyway, everyone should play Deep Rock Galactic instead. The camaraderie of your space-dwarven brethren alone will make you want to Power Slap any leaf-lovin' moon wizards out of your life.

Brendan McGinley

Dana White looks like Joe Rogan looks in Joe Rogan's head.

Elgofo

Reading the article for a podcast i cannot find time to listen to, that’s one thing. Going into the comments of said article, to have a daily interaction with my sausage people, that’s another thing. But coming in the comments and see people talking about the new content for Destiny 2 (a game i do not play), in the comment section of a podcast about « dana white tries to still be relevant with slap fights »…this, this is literally the chaos i love about you meat tube people, and i love you too. (Please, i do not need the context, leave me hanging and in the unknown)

LyraV

Had to pause and rewind due to laughter overload.

Clifford Tunnell

Wait, the NFT thing I get, but do people hate Moonfall? I thought it was a fun, perfectly dumb sci-fi action movie.

Bill Culbertson

Slap fights started as a drinking game with the Cossacks in Russia. Once the vodka numbed your face, contestants would take turns slapping each other to see who could take the most.