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Unexplainable creatures haunt every corner of our world, and desserts are no exception. From the bowels of Cumberland County's second most popular ghost tour came an idea: what if monster cake? And from the mouth of basic cable's fourth most popular cake show came an immediate followup idea: what if it fucked? Dear hotdoggers, do you dare look into the face of this erotic terror with us and Garbage Brain University's Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee!? Listen here or wherever you get podcasts!! 

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Scribbler Johnny

I saw this episode on Netflix because my ex was a cooking show obsessed chef. The sisters are the dumbest, most obnoxious on any cooking show ever.

Jeff Orasky

Is... is this an entry for the trap contest? I don't know if I can compete with a fuckable cake monster.

Honk

Everything Is Real is such a brilliant concept for a podcast. Love it.

Bonnybedlam

I haven't even listened to the podcast yet and I'm already horny and confused. And kind of hungry.

Mishap

Feel like this is more likely to catch Diebel than the Jersey Devil.

Rebecca Bieth

You can learn how by reading his latest book, "HOW TO PICK UP TOPLESS CRYPTIDS (Using the POWER OF JESUS)"

Brendan McGinley

I don't know whether to eat it, fuck it, or flee its unholy screech as a harbinger of Cake War.

bobkerolls

The hungover guy was Ralph Attanasia, and he is legend, as stated. Also a regular podcast guest on Star Wars Minute https://wiki.starwarsminute.com/index.php?title=Ralph_Attanasia guaranteed he faked the illness to get out of this madness and nurse the hangover