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BONUS EPISODE: Say Goodbye To Your Trout: Or, Cucked Into Grunter Mode (Patreon)

Published:
2022-08-28 01:55:42
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2024-05
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In this week's bonus episode it's: How to handle a total zoo escape, finding balance on the cuck-poly spectrum, unrelated bus dewheelings, and a freshman zapped.

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5k Race Warrior

I used to be the security guy (singular) at a zoo. The escaped animal procedure was written by an alcoholic with an ill-fitting toupee who was not allowed to drive on county property because of some drunk driving incidents, so he parked across the street at the city water plant and rode a motorized bicycle to his office. We had lions, tigers, sexually aggressive mandrills (not sure why they call them that), camels, rhinos, killer antelope, and some other shit that was dangerous. All I was given was the combo to a safe with a 20 gauge shotgun and no ammunition and this drunk zoo manager's safety plan which basically took the phrase "call the police" and ran it through some sort of tactical thesaurus until he had 5 pages double spaced. Anyway, I don't work there anymore.

Rosalind Northey

This was genuinely one of your best episodes. Cheers for what you do!