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Hello Beautiful,

I know it's past Easter time, but technically I recorded this one on Good Friday.

Anyway! 

It's time for my quarterly ramblefap. And this time, it's real festive. 

But you want to get onto the audio right? So let me keep this short.

I jerk off with a tenga egg and try to read you some easter bread recipes.

If you want to skip the preamble, go to: 4:48

I also didn't realize until editing, but I skipped 6 in the countdown. Whoops.

I was really feeling it I guess P;

Egg You Later,

Aa

Comments

Samantha

I have not listened to this yet. I will see you all in 40 minutes. 🫡

Samantha

Post egg coitus update: Now I am personally not religious but while we’re on the topic of Easter I would like raise the hypothesis that Jesus died so that we all could hear this magnetic force of a man cum. I will not apologize for my blasphemy. This two-for-one culinary class and orgasm special is the best extracurricular I’ve taken. Bravo chéri.

leona

so instead of 'break a leg' we're gonna say 'break an egg' got it