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How are we today? What’s the craic?

Would love to hear some of yer stories ☘️❤️☘️

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Anonymous

After months of saving, I’m getting a new car tomorrow 😁 hope you and Bobby are well!

Anonymous

What kind of stories G? 🤔

Anonymous

I'm trying to be nonchalant, but deep down inside I'm chalant as fuck 😐

Misa Amane

I'm so ready for my weekend (going to see a movie and take it easy), and I'm doing alright.

Dany Blackfyre

I have no stories as I am very boring. I am however trying to better my cooking skills. I've only set the smoke alarm off twice!

Anonymous

I went to my first concert day before yesterday, it was Damien Rice and it was amazing 😍❤️

Anonymous

Shared this on twitter a few days ago, but the other night my three year old said she didn’t want to go to school anymore. When I pressed her for an answer as to why she didn’t want to go?? She replied “...it’s not useful.” 😒

Katarina93

Today I had a bad Headache 😣🤕

Anonymous

I'm doing knots 😂😂😂, makramé knots 😄 Making wall art for my mom. 😊

Anonymous

Hi, G. About to go to Montreal to visit family. As a Florida girl, I am woefully under-prepared; I have maybe 3 cold-weather garments to my name. So I expect to die of frost-bite. In other news, I’ve also promised at least a few Lovelies I’d be on hot Mountie alert. Don’t have the heart to tell them Mounties aren’t a thing in Quebec. 😂

Anonymous

I am graduating from college in June and I’m considering if I should go to graduate school in a different country😐

Anonymous

I drove two hours in the rain to babysit my nieces and Maddy had the nerve to steal my veggie sticks!!😂😂 She is 2 and was very unapologetic about it!God I love them.....hope you're having a good one!😊

Anonymous

nothing too interesting!!! I have reached the “itchy as fuck” stage of tattoo healing however 😂😂

Anonymous

No new stories. Just glad this week is going by so quickly. It’s been a very shitty week 😐 But a friend of mine I’ve been talking to has been making me smile ☺️ Being told negative things all my life, then suddenly being told positive things, it feels really good ❤️

Anonymous

Not sure why my comment isn’t showing 🤔 Edit: Ah, there it is 😜

Anonymous

Just went for a walk with my baby cousin in the woods. Unfortunately I had suede chelsea boots. And mud and suede doesn't mix! But at least her Mumma got a rest from her. 😊😊

Anonymous

Snow plow man thought he was cute blocking my Car in mounds of snow 4ft high.. but in my other life I was a secret agent and accepted the challenge. My three point turning skills are on point. #Winning

Katarina93

Sorry about it... I feel totally im not in the mood over working during the day all the time 😞

Anonymous

Started a new book this morning!

Anonymous

Hi Mr. Mayor! Hope you are well! Am here trying desperately to stop working but can't seem to stop myself. 😂 Hahahaha! #productivecounterproductive

Anonymous

Waiting for the job I've applied to to call me back 😂🤞

Anonymous

I'll be back in Ireland in April AND I'm popping over to Liverpool to watch them play Chelsea. I'm so excited about the game!!! Also, I'm now the social media director at work so when I go over there, I have to try and get people to take pictures in or with my company's swag.

Anonymous

Glamorous morning of cleaning a kitten's poo covered booty after she tried scooting herself across the floor to do it herself. Not the best start to the day.

Anonymous

Reviewing some Italian and working on my new blog... and you?

Anonymous

Hi all!! 😊 I passed a huge exam on Tuesday so I’m super happy about that! Also it has been sunny for a few days now, so even more happy! I love the sun! ☀️ It almost looks like spring, before I open the window and let the cold air in! 😜 I’ve also been developing a “small” addiction to nuts lately, which I have to address before I turn into a squirrel! 🐿😄 Have a good rest of the day everyone! ❤️😘

Anonymous

Licking and penetrating❤

Gaelforce

Lmao My niece called down to me last week and did in my Vego stash Little witch haha

Anonymous

Hiya Gael! What's the story? I just got to the office ready for a busy day and having a cold orange juice. Isn't that sexy 😂😂😂 Oh yeah and I'm wearing a green sweater I bought when I visited Ireland last year and it says on it: When the craic is mighty! This is my motto for the day I guess 😂😂😂 Have a wonderful day handsome 😘

Anonymous

Just got back from an awesome vacation in Colorado. Having post vacation blues while drinking a coffee at work.

Anonymous

I just fed my dog breakfast. Being a great dane, he gets two cups of food, but he was rather eager this morning and in my sleepy state I poured the second cup over his head. Thankfully he has a big bowl, and I can depend on him to find every last piece that spilled.

Anonymous

Here we are preparing for a cyclone just off our coastline. They are quite common in the summer months.

Anonymous

Hello there! Waking up to yet more snow and feeling a bit of cabin-fever creeping in! Hopefully, a lovely meal out tonight will help. Today is going to be devoted to the three R’s - reading, writing and house-cleaning ... well, OK, one R, at least! I’ve got a great biography on Catherine de Medici going, I’m writing a romance for 3, and the kitchen needs shining up!

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Just got back from taking 25 adolescents (11-14) to Quebec for a few days so they could see French in use in the real world. Learned a lot about the First Nations peoples of the area, got to hug Bonhomme (the Winter Carnival mascot), and went down an ice slide at this year's Ice Hotel. Also learned to make maple butter (spoiler: no dairy is involved). 😄🍁❄☃️😃 How's you?

Gaelforce

Has to be done tho I’m up early too, cleaning all morn Work out next Editing then writing

Angela R.

Good day, Mr. Mayor! I hope you're holding up well like with all of your personal goings on! I'm sending you the most positive of vibes. I wish the craic was cracking on my end, but alas it is just routine. I guess that's good sometimes, eh? I have gone from night nursing to working days (for a pediatrician) , so that has been a HUGE adjustment. I get to see all the cute kiddies though 👲💗. Although they don't always like to see me because I'm the one giving shots! 😵😜 I'm really happy though. I always keep you and our lovelies close to my heart. Be well my friend!

Anonymous

Counting down the days till i get to go on vacation to the gulf of Mexico! In the meantime, working to better the lives of my clients :)

Gaelforce

I’m working on a couple of projects Whom am I kidding I’ve got like 10 going together Editing for the day tho.. for the most part ☘️

Gaelforce

There once was this boy who put his finger in a leaking dam..... ☺️

Gaelforce

Yeah, the greenery is starting to appear again Birdies whistling Won’t be long now!

Ning

Studying for the test😭

Greek Goddess

Hellooooo!Everything is almost good.Currently I’m on vacation in Dubai.Before my trip I got sick and I had a difficult flight but now I’m much better!I’m enjoying my time with my sister, the weather is good but not so warm for swimming.I’m getting ready now because we’re going to a concert to see Jamiroquai.Have a nice day y’all!

Jenn (Preemie Cuddler)

Filed my taxes (US) early for once and my return is going towards a Peloton bike!! I work nights so on my nights off I’ve been going to the gym at midnight and it’s kinda creepy. Hoping not to wake my neighbors while spinning, haha!! Have an amazing day all!😘🍀❤️

Grace

Hey, Gael! Don't really have much in the way of "craic" today, but today kind of sucks so I'm listening to a few of your cuddle/comfort audios. They help alot. Thank you. 💚

Gaelforce

Now that is living! Me good! Preparing this weekends entertainment ☘️☘️

Anonymous

Hey Gael and everybody! I'm doing good, in the midst of all the snow here lol. I have a pretty weird but funny story from last week. So I'm trying to get a new place and I was invited to look at an apartment. I go there, and the place was pretty good, the rent was relatively cheap, especially in the area. So I'm looking around and I look out the window at the neighborhood, and it looks like a decent area, albeit a bit sketchy. So I ask the landlord, "How's the neighborhood?" This guy looks at me and says, "Can you fight?" 😐 Needless to say, that was the mother of all red flags.

kitten017suma

730am here and just waking up for today :,) it's too cold for this...

Anonymous

Counting down the days until I can go on vacation. Someplace warm and sandy hopefully.

Gaelforce

Sounds super fulfilling I must get to Mexico sometime The burritos are calling me Haunting my dreams haha Yum

Rachael

It's my niece's 21st birthday party tomorrow, so doing final party prep and now off to the supermarket to buy pack lunch supplies, so I can take my own food to the party, but on a plus my sister is making me a vegan chesse pie for tomorrow night!! I love my niece to bits, but I'm more excited for the vegan cheese pie than for the party!! 😋😋🎉🎊

Anonymous

First day off after fashion week frenzy & trying to wind down. It’s really physically demanding & I’m so sore. :((. Covered in Ben Gay, lidocaine patches & hooked up to tens unit. 😂 Not a hot look. Looking forward to Accupuncture, soft fuzzy socks, and a day of menial paperwork.

Anonymous

Just out of the dentists for a filling, so I'm probably drooling right now but can't tell 🤤🤤😂

Gaelforce

Hi Goddess Happy you’re feeling better! The space cowboy huh? I didn’t know he was still touring.

Anonymous

Hi all! Going to lectures right now, even tho its almost 5pm and the only thing I wanna do is go grab a coffee and read my book... and tbh I'm 30 min late for the lecture anyways so I'll probably take a detour and stop at costa 😀

Anonymous

Hi hi ☺️ Just sent my sugar story challenge on Patreon🙈 I think it’s cute

Anonymous

Just woke up and will probably fall back asleep since it’s still early here, so my day has not started yet 😂 but will probably consist of job hunting and possibly looking at colleges to go back to school 🤔

Shayhonei

Good morning everyone ☀️

Gaelforce

I may head somewhere warm myself this year.. I’ll see if I can get the time Craving sunshine lol!

Anonymous

Been experimenting baking sans oven with the kids this week. (My 6 burner stove doesnt fit in the oven space at my new digs so im having witing done for a new spot in the kitchen) As a semi professional baker its been interesting to see the results have been almost identical. This was my 6yr olds first solo baking experience so im super duper proud of him and his delish chocolate cake!! We also did a skillet apple crumble/crisp as well. Just cooked the filling then toasted the crumble topping in a separate pan n sprinkled it on top of the filling a couple minutes before it was done. Also having a tonne of fun today working on class content for daddy pregnancy labour n birth support group. Who knew how helpful surfing terminology is in describing women and their changing emotions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ive found it soooooooo accurate!! Anyhoo sending you lots of love n hugs as you help the fam through this tough time ❤

Anonymous

A certain someone did me a huge kindness the other day... thank you again G! Nothing much going on here today other than the last couple days of freezing rain and snow that makes going to work and back a treacherous adventure 🤷🏼‍♀️

Gillian Cann

Beautiful warm afternoon here (UK) taking woofer for a walk into town soon, he's not been in town on market day before 😁

Anonymous

Doesn’t matter.

Anonymous

My six-year-old just beat his stuffed dog, Woof, in chess.

Anonymous

Just had another "battle of my bed" with four cats.. So this afternoon nap was spend lying on the edge of the bed, while the rascals were lying comfortably sleeping 👍🐱👍Cats OGlory 😉😻😻😻But beside that cats are really Goodass Prana 😂😉😂😹😻😹👍Have a lovely day 👍😻😹🐱☘️👍

Anonymous

As many of the Lovelies already know.... I got the new position I applied for at my job... I'M SO HAPPY!!! I've been on a high since yesterday.. 😄😄 Besides that... it's cold icy and I'm soooo ready for Summer ☀☀ #summergirl 💛💛

Anonymous

Umm let’s see went to Kansas City last weekend, got stuck for over an hour on the interstate. My brother, dad and I made our annual pilgrimage to the Cathedral of College Basketball 🏀...( RCJH) Never going to Mass St before a KU game again, everybody and their brother had the same idea, then went to the Plaza on Sunday

Anonymous

Hey, G! Nothing too funny has happened here today yet, but, as ever, I hold out hope.😊 This morning I almost got hit in traffic, twice! Thank goodness for these cat-like reflexes, lol!😅😂 Everybody be careful out there on the road!❤

Anonymous

Woke up at the usual 545AM to let the dog out and start the day. It was thunder and lightning, pouring rain.....I opened up the door to let her out. She took one look outside, looked up at me with a "Fuck that,I can hold it" look then turned back around and went back to sleep. I've never felt more at one with my dog.

Anonymous

Hey hey G!! How are you?? Hope you're well and happy because you are so glorious ♥️♥️ I Have a long weekend coming up so I just went grocery shopping and bought heaps of fresh veg and I'm gonna be cooking some NOOOOICE food for me!!! So excited because that's how I love on myself. Food glorious foooooooood!!! 😂😂

Anonymous

My pup got into some mouse poison last night. Then she had the *gall* to look all offended when I had to induce vomiting. 😒 Pibble darling: not every piece of plastic you can reach (or yank from behind the stove) is meant for you, dear! But she's fine this morning, so all is well! 😀😄👊

Anonymous

I don’t even have the Enerdree to tell what the story is G. Our team had to start at 7.30 am today and will be here at office till 8pm. I don’t know what’s going on but all I want is my bed and some deep sleepies you know...

Anonymous

You're more than halfway through Vally, you can do it!!

Diana L Hendricks

worked all night...just got home...exhausted but good....just chillin' before climbing into bed for the day so I can go back to work and do it all again tonight lol ....not nearly as exciting as everyone else for sure....Hugs to everyone!!!

Anonymous

My twin and I keep making plans to get together but the snow is keeping us apart since we are both too chicken to drive in it.😂😂 The last time we got together I was kind of complaining about missing intimacy. I go on and on and then stop. I look at her and apologize for complaining because I realize she's been divorced for longer than I have. Her face:😌 My face: 😱 What? When? Who? How? No no nevermind, don't answer that.... No answer that too! I want all the deets! Girl been holding out on me! 😒🤣 So we're trying again this weekend, we'll see. And I'm going to be all in her business too!😆 Shit, maybe get some pointers😉. Hope all my ladies and sexy gentleman are doing awesome! Love and smooches to you all💋💋💋💋

Anonymous

Not much craic going on lately... But two weeks ago, I was in Slovakia for a concert which was pretty cool 😊 And afterwards, we went to McDonald's which was just around the corner (or so we thought).We didn't think much about the tourbus being parked in front of it, but then it turned out, the club ans McDonald's were not only basically the same building but that the backentrance of the club was actually INSIDE McDonald's 😂 Like, right next to the counter! we watched the crew carry the entire equipment through McDonald's and load the the bus 😂 that was so bizarre and funny 😂

catrin

at USM holding TA office hours for the department of polymer science and engineering 💜

Anonymous

Good morning! Not much going on today, thankfully. Hardest part lately is dealing with Mother Nature. Last week it was 70. Yesterday there was snow on the ground 🤦🏻‍♀️Girl can’t make up her mind what season it is 🤷🏻‍♀️ This past weekend I attended an 80’s dance party with some friends. We all dressed up in our best (worst?) from the decade. It was like, totally fun! 😉 Saturday I have a dance class. We’re doing a short ceilidh at a fairytale festival this spring.

Anonymous

Just the usual going on... cleaning the house to avoid studying and feeling like a (boring) housewife without having a house not being a wife, haha. Off to make dinner because rest of the family will be home soon expecting dinner... Wishing for the days I’ll be pampered with a warm, cleaned home with dinner, just gotta do it myself until then 🤷‍♀️

kitten017suma

made a plate sized pancake 🥞 and now trying to find my rain jacket because it's pouring outside 😭 im tempted to get back in bed haha

Anonymous

There’s currently an 8 week old puppy alseep on my lap. And i’m wondering if i’ll ever have such soft and calm hands as my piano teacher. He touches they keys so lightly like he’s touching skin. Me? Clawhands.

Delphine (half French half mad)

I've made two amazing encounters over the last three weeks. The first one happened when I was heading to the supermarket to buy a new washing machine. A man asked me for a cigarette and I sensed I had to stop and talk with him for a bit. It was freezing cold and he didn't have a coat on. He was also horribly skinny. After a few minutes I asked if he wanted us to go to the shop so I could buy him something to eat. I bought us fruit, bread and water, and we went to a nearby park so we could eat in peace. We spent the whole afternoon together. His life was such a mess and he was so isolated that he just needed to talk to someone. I'm glad he trusted me, an absolute stranger to him, to share all those things about himself. We hugged as we parted ways in the subway. I completely forgot to go and buy my washing machine that day! The second encounter happened last week. I'm currently helped by an association dedicated to women who are victims of domestic violence. For the first time in two years, I agreed to participate in a workshop with other women. This one was about nutrition and it was quite interesting. A young man joined us and introduced himself as journalism student. His current project is an enquiry about domestic violence in my area. He was very respectful and discreet, and asked us a few questions while taking notes. We kind of bounded, maybe because we were the youngest ones in the room, or maybe because we also were the only queer people there (I swear we have a radar to find our own lol). We stayed together after the end of the workshop and chatted for a bit. He asked if he could interview me for his project and I accepted. The next day, we met in a bar and had a lovely afternoon in spite of talking about past trauma. I think I've made a new friend :) I'm happy I'm able to open up more and meet new people, especially men, without being terrified of them. It also feels good not to be constantly alert, like waiting for bad things to happen, when I'm outside.

Anonymous

All of our dogs are like that 😂 be it rain or cold, you let them out and they see what it’s like, they turn right back around like, ‘ nope, nu uh, not dealing with that shit’

Anonymous

Good morning! Everyone

Kat

Well, I went to Disneyland yesterday and had a blast! But, today my throat is soar, but I’m still very happy with everything I got to do.

Missunderstood Mal

It is snowing in Las Vegas right now, so the world has officially gone mad.

Anonymous

Hey G, not much going on. Just keeping the mood light by participating in silly stuff like Twitter # challenges.😂 #BuyAMovieBreakfast <a href="https://imgur.com/xSYRTb2" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xSYRTb2.jpg" title="source: imgur.com"></a>

Anonymous

Mel got laid. 😏

Mich Aguiluz

Not much, but I did break my finger on Valentine's Day, so that was less than ideal. But, it's getting better fairly quickly and the break doesn't require surgery unlike what we originally thought. So, I've just been doing all of my schoolwork since I can't do any of my hobbies XD

Denise Figueroa

I am EXTREMELY stressed out on my short film that I have to produce and direct. I've never really done it professionally, but a challenge is a challenge. I have lots to do in a few days before things are ready. It's about a girl who performs in a jazz club, but her stage fright threatens her performance. That's my craic.

Leigh-Anne Hochhalter

Taking the last few days off to rest from the valentine’s day madness but it has been good. I feel well rested!

Anonymous

Woke up to move the car for my roommate to get the pups ball’s chopped off today. As I got out to move the car she was outside brushing the snow off of mine. She’s the best! Gonna make a cup of joe and shovel the driveway.

Anonymous

Do you ever regret asking us stuff? Like when you see hundreds of replies in no time flat? 😆. I picture you: 🤦‍♂️

Anonymous

Recovering from a knackering cold that gave me a very sexy raspy voice. I could probably out ASMR you right now 😜 Other than that, scheming Scaleforce adventures and plotting a trip to go and see my friends and their baby son who I've not had the opportunity to meet yet. He'll be 9 months old by the time I get to go

Anonymous

the usual. too emotional. not emotional enough. attacked by bacteria and viruses. lat for work. working too much. working not enough. basically going crazy.

Anonymous

Hey... Became a Patron today :)

Anonymous

Oh I’ve got a story, a couple of years ago I was listening to one of your audios on the way to class. I felt a little naughty that day;) but what I didn’t realize was once I got to class I thought I had turned it off but I didn’t and it played through class loudly through my headphones but my dead self didn’t notice. I got to class the next day and the girl behind me tapped me on the shoulder to let me know she heard moaning coming from my back pack and that I left my porn on😵

Anonymous

deaf**

Anonymous

Doing contact tracing and fruitlessly looking for Patient Zero in the 2019 V-Day chlamydia outbreak! Darn these college students and their tendency to bareback like bunnies! 😧🐰 #wrapyourjunk

Full_Metal_Angel

I had to take a day off work for a dentist appointment. I'm so annoyed right because I think I've had this tooth problem for years but no one ever does something about it. Until today. Oh but on the lighter side of things I'm finally starting a tafe course doing business which is what I've wanted to do since i finished high school. Go figure took me 4 years to actually figure out what the hell I wanted to do. Oh and I'll be moving to London from australia for a working holiday in December so the planning for that I'd say is going fabulously too.

Anonymous

I woke up listening to your naughty audios and thinking about all the dirty things I'd do to ya

Anonymous

Well, it's my birthday today. You know you're an adult when your excited about getting a new dishwasher. 🤷‍♀️😂🤪

AutumnWillow

I want a gate for my cubicle. Had to fend off coworkers with a stick today after the announcement went out that I am finally formally hired after 8mos temping. EVERYONE wanted to say congrats. There were fifteen separate visitors. I counted. My face hurts from smiling! Still have to brave a congratulatory brunch on Tuesday, but I can always hide behind a coffee there. And at some point, there will be wine and whiskey, in accordance with the prophecy. In other news, the smaller (and dumber) of my two cats has invented a new game. It involves grabbing the lip of a plastic tote and overturning the thing on herself to create a sort of inescapable igloo. She does not appear to have any sort of plan for this, other than waiting for me to lift up the bin and release her. While Penny is very adorable, she is not terribly bright. And yes, there is a photo: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/Btl3P6kHFnn/." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/p/Btl3P6kHFnn/.</a>

Catherine

I gotta story for ye G. 😛

Anonymous

Hi, Gael! I don't have a story to share, but I do have a joke that I heard; What do you call a masturbating cow? ...Beef Stroganoff.

Anonymous

I imagine him dropping his post then going out for a long walk. Meeting friends or fam. Going to cinema watching a movie. Doing some shopping and back home cooking for Seanie while we’re still here writing him a book about our lives 😂😂😂😂 Gael faints. I see him on the floor like ..... #thisis2much

Anonymous

HILARIOUS 😂

Anonymous

Hey gael if u have any good jokes, lettuce 🥬 know!!

Anonymous

My faith in humanity dropped a little this week during my shifts at work. My stories are too long, but can be quickly summarized. Be kind to those who work in retail and fast food. Thanks

Cherry Riley

Today I had an aunt and an uncle in surgery for cancer. She has Breast cancer and he has cancer around his mouth. They both got it removed and we were told they are doing well. Praise God for that! Its been a rough few weeks for the family.

Anonymous

I built a snowman in Las Vegas..

Kacie Kelly

Currently in kilkenny and headed to dublin tomorrow.

Anonymous

Today, it snowed and hailed in my region not known for either. I'm also in the midst of preparing for my first business trip ever, so I'm quietly excited and nervous—I . . . don't do the whole talking to other people thing very well, haha. I hope all is well or is getting better, Gael.

Aspen Wicce

Trying to grow plants in TX bi-polar weather. It's not very fruitful, but I don't mind getting my hands dirty 🌱

Allison Rae

I won a raffle at my local sex shop 🤣 Picking up my prize tomorrow, I’m not sure what it is and I’m scared/excited 😬

Anonymous

Thanks for the birthday wishes! Trust me, I'm very grateful to have a working dishwasher. 👍 (That was my gift to myself.)

Anonymous

What did the cabbage say to the parsley when he was done with his crap? “Peas, leaf me alone” 😅

Denise Figueroa

Can you also say my name please, Gael?

Anonymous

This put a smile on my face!! You are such a beautiful human!!! A million smiles hugs and kisses to you lovely ❤❤❤

Anonymous

And some stories you did hear 241 of them lol Hi G greetings from the usa. Hope you are doing well.☺💚💚

Anonymous

The guy at the blood drive today told me that I have cmv negative blood which means they'll always give my blood to babies and newborns... 😭😭❤

Anonymous

Missed out on the storm yesterday!!! YAY!! Sunday will be dicey...supposed to get a very high wind storm. 35-40 mph sustained winds with gusts up to 60 mph. We go on a winter weather watch early Sunday am until 1 am Monday. Time to batten down the hatches. Also includes the possibility of white out conditions with up to 3" of snow. Enjoy your day Gael &amp; Lovelies!!!

Anonymous

I am O- but they won't let me give blood bc I have an irregular heart beat. *sigh* I'm told that blood type is highly needed.

Prue

My sister is getting married in 2 weeks and I'm her bridesmaid!! I'm traveling overseas on my own for the first time this year!! I splurged on retail therapy and got my first two pairs of lingerie and I feel really good in them. My mental health has been a butt lately but there is a lot to be excited about!

V

Have a great weekend everyone!

Anonymous

The grade 3 students developed some reward certificates for the teachers. They gave me an award for 2nd best teacher. I havent found who got 1st but I found 3rd and 4th. Kids are so cute.