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Seanie's Weird News And A Plea To Texas (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-24 16:54:33
Edited:
2020-06-24 18:09:09
Imported:
2022-01

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Wats the fookin' storie?
Gaile is asleep like a little lamb on the couch


so I decided to do some weird news stories


 https://news.sky.com/strangenews

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ 


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binnska

I have anxiety, but also excitement.

Anonymous

SEANIEEEEE!!!! 😍 #SeanieSquad where you at??!

Anonymous

Those tags are just fascinating. What's going on in that head of yours, bai? 😂

JESS

Is it weird I can hear Seanie's voice say that in my head...before I even listen 🤣

Anonymous

Oh goodness, Seanie is back with a great new audio😂

Anonymous

That Seanie laugh 😂😂

Anonymous

I love this so much!!!

Anonymous

Alpha Sean?? 😳😳😏😏🙊🙊

Anonymous

alpha sean? I’m ready 😎

Anonymous

Sweet. Something fun to listen to when I get my 31 injections into my head scalp and neck. 🤜💥🤛 cover the Irish ghost one, watching nothing but YouTube reactors watch scary ghost shit while I was on hiatus.

Anonymous
>>39178147

And Seanie, the Squad is on it, we'll get your weed back like! 😉🤣

Anonymous

Seanie bbbbaaaaaiiiiiiiiii 🤙🤙.. your singing voice & way reminds me of Barry Gibb of The BeeGees like 😂👏 Love it 💕😆

Anonymous

Aawee, you poor baby with loosing your marijuana....*ppssst, come closer...a bit more, we don wanna G to hear..* Go to the back door, be gareful not to wake G up...There's something green from your finnish seanie squad beour 😘🍀 Thanks for the laughs darling 😘❤

Anonymous

I'm weak and in the wrong state.🤣🤣🤣 I needed to take a quick trip to Texas.✈ Seanie, I can see the wheels turn in your head trying to think.😜 Careful of the fingers.

Anonymous

I love this so damn much! tank yew for de wonderbar laffs! Seanie squad completely approves and if I was closer to Texas, I would certainly help get the mary-ju-ana back to ye

Anonymous

Dude! I’m currently sitting in a hammock on the Chincoteague Bay listening to this and my day is completely made! The Seanie Squad was in some dire need of Seanie lovin’. We love ya, bai! ♥️♥️ Your advice to me during Seanie Week was to get to Galway and I haven’t forgotten. It’s on my list!

Anonymous

When is Seanie NOT alpha and sexy is the real question.😂💪😍😘 Risking his repetitive strain finger enginery to bring us this tuuuune!😍🎶 Seanie's take on these stories made me laugh, which I really needed today.😂❤ Gael, please give Seanie a message from me: Love you, boi!😙🤗❤❤

Anonymous

What kind of duality is this...reptilean brain...I'm in love.😍🥰😘 Somewhere over the sea, darlin', there is a woman in scrubs at her desk chortling and trying not to choke on her spaghetti.😆

Anonymous

😂♥️💋

Anonymous

Yay Seanie is back! SeanieSquad missed you! We’ll help get your weed back! Thanks for the laughs! Can’t wait for the blow up doll song 😂😂

Anonymous

Great laugh!

Anonymous

That was some goooooooood craic 🤣🤣 Love your silly goofy rambles Seanie and your significant laugh. You can't beat that laugh!!!!! 😆😆💕💕💕 Bless yer heart baiii.. I had a tad stressful day from all spreadsheets and pdf documents I'm working on but listening to you made things go easy and smooth!!! Mucho smoocho (slurpy) 😆💋💋💋💋💋

Anonymous

Lol - that song's a hit! I can feel it!

Anonymous

Seanie!! I agree about the aliens 😱👽 we don’t wanna open Pandora’s box 🙅🏻‍♀️📦

Anonymous

Happy for you Seanie that Willy becomes William !

Anonymous

I love your stoner joke.. tell more 🤣 I was going to say I could send you some Mary Jane but I see the Seaniesquad came through and you're already provided for 💕 btw I totally break a banana up in parts in public. Also, I saw that sex dolls were being used in all kinds of seat filling situations. Wasn't there a restaurant that used them? and or store-mannequins. 👻

Anonymous

🤣🤣🤣 Seanie, you’re really growing on me. Come over and we’ll have some weed delivered, it’s legal here! Thanks for the laughs, my spazzy friend - good jokes, good times 😘

Anonymous

I think the appropriate title for this audio is: Geography Lessons with Seanie

Anonymous

Sweet Jesus Mary and Joseph. All the saints be with us like... 🤦🏼‍♀️

Anonymous

Seanie, babe, I love u but I don’t understand the connection between Texas and weed, you might hafta ‘splain it to me like I’m 4, like. Oh wait nevermind, I’m caught up now. 🤣 listen, I’ll go get your package in Texas but how much is it worth to ya 🌱 💚 Anywhay, feeling a little under the weather today, so thanks for the laughs & the reminder that Halloween is around the corner. 🎃

Anonymous

🎶Meee eee eeeee eeeee eeee 👏👏👏👏😂😂 This ramble is a masterpiece my boy, also best regards to his Highness Sir William 😂

Anonymous
>>39193235

Also is that only me who thinks of farts when he spells 40 like farty instead forty 😂

Anonymous

I never thought I'd say this but Seanie your guitar plucking was really soothing😔 the voice uh...uh? not so much😨

Anonymous

This is comedy genius. It's sit down comedy. Stand up ovation!! Bravo vibrato singing.

Anonymous

plug in your guitar babes 😂

Angela R.

That was such a fun distraction! Thank ye boyo! I love a good ghost story too! Ah Halloween... I’m always excited about that! Such a fun ramble, boy! ☺️

Anonymous

I'm, actually, from Portland Oregon LMAO and our motto is "Keep Portland Weird". Sorry, Seanie, I don't work at the strip club, though...

Anonymous
>>39183345

Imagine the smoochies with Seanie 🌊 the whole face going to get wet I think 😭🤣

Anonymous
>>39178362

Ok it’s 9:30pm - it was a bad day but I got here eventually! 1. Please tell me when you sing there was holding a lighter and a bong in memory of a sad song. 2. Sooo all those nitrous oxide cream whippets I’ve sucked down me lungs I could have done better investing in a penguin? 3. You Polythene Pal Penelope, I know a good patch repair service should Gael see her behind your back. 4. When I eat a banana in public, I’m usually looking at my phone and chewing violently. 5. Pay-Per View rock paper scissors - I’d watch it. 6. Terrible joke. 🤜💥🤛 😂 do it again. 7. Suitcase? Men In Black is real man! Elon Musk is Agent E. 8. Space weevils are actually tasty. 9. YES THE GHOST. 10. Ouija Boards? Nup. I’m out. I don’t fuck with that shit but record it and make sure it’s uploaded somewhere so it can we reacted too. 11. It’s a ghost. But have you noticed that Afterlife wear in clothing design is really boring and all the same? 12: Ghost stories woo-hoo!! Dare you to record live Ouija board on All Hallows’ eve... 13. Slap 👋 breaking curfew even in the mind lol 😂 astral projection? 14. Ups and downs lol check her for leaks mate. 15. Hahah flowers idjit 😂 16. Where isn’t there a Brighton? 17. What does a bird look like vomiting 🤮 *goog- stops* Steven “seagull”? Haha 18. I know right who complains lol 😂 oh you can keep one lol the shipping costs at least two bags. 19. *eyebrow raise* “we’ll all be ok”? You owe me a bag of weed when 2021 is strapping us over the barrel with the all gag and a jar of our own tears of lubricant. 20. High *wink* five on the stoner joke. 👊🙏✋ 21. *holds up a lighter to the saddest song of the month*

Anonymous

Ahhhh, yes... Burger vs orgasm. Tale as old as time. P.S Step away from the Luigi board, Seanie. This is not the year! 🚫👻👽😱

Anonymous

Oh Seanie 🤣

Queenblue

He’s so adorable!🥰

Anonymous

Oh Seanie <3

Anonymous

Hey Seanie, found your package here in Texas, but unfortunately I can't send it back to you, because the contents were uh... missing. Yeah, missing. We'll go with that...

Aeros

I started laughing when you mentioned the story in Portland since I live there! Thanks for the bit of info I didn’t even know about my own city. Thanks Seanie! 💙

Anonymous

Seanie is the best!

Anonymous

I live fairly close to Portland. All I can think of is the city has "Keep it weird" as is unofficial slogan.

Anonymous

This Is Fookin 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙!!! 🤣🙃🤪