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Double Seanie Love Or Lust? (Patreon)

Published:
2020-11-10 23:57:16
Edited:
2020-11-11 13:14:00
Imported:
2022-01

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Will you be able to choose between the gentle poetical lover or the ultimate attic dwelling alpha?

Love or Lust?


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Anonymous

😆😆😆 Why can't we have both? 😘

Anonymous

Was politely drinking a cuppa when I started listening to this. Now I’ve got tea dripping from my nose 😂

Anonymous

not even a minute in and im already cracking up i cant with seanie😂😂❤

Anonymous

The tags! I can't wait 🤣🤣

Lula C

😂😂😂😂what was that? 😂😂😂😂 thanks for make me laugh Gael 😂💜

Anonymous

Take a page out of Gael's playbook didya, Seanie?

Anonymous

DUDE!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!! I’m legit crying laughing! I would take both in a heartbeat! #SeanieSquad4Lyfe

Anonymous

Son of a gun. You... you actually did it. 🤯 😳😂🤣

Anonymous

Omg hahaha 😂

Anonymous

😂😂💜

Anonymous

I can't get through this. I'm snorting, cackling, snortling, and crying tears. OMG 😆🤣😆🤣🤣

Anonymous

I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Anonymous

I’m giggling at this at work, and everyone is staring at me 😆🤣 this is the best!

Anonymous

Seanie’s love letter to his uh hand of choice 😂😂😂

Anonymous

I can't stop laughing xD i choked on my rice ahahah I don't think i can choose either, I'm gonna wait till Gael comes back 😅

Anonymous

I can't laugh ! I am going to wake up all rhe house. Omg

Anonymous

“My willy is so big, it has a spine.” Dying over here. 😂😂😂

Jzerv94

Really needed this laugh, thank you 😊💜😂😂😂

Anonymous

Dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I may need to wear my two Seanie shirts at the same time today 😂

Anonymous

What in God's name was that 😂😂😂 Fantastic 😂😂

Kathy Mc

OMG!! How can I choose? I'm laughing so hard, I spit my water out of my mouth all over the screen!! William Shakespeare would be hard pressed to make such an eloquent argument!! #TeamSeanie .....I can't choose! I love you both!! Gael, you are the best!! 👏👏👏👏👏💕💕💕💓😘😘😘😘😘😘

Mina Ramey (Ebony Sorceress of the North)

Oh NOOOO! Seanie, baby, what is you doin'!? I'm WHEEZING! SEND HALP! xD Wait... I'm sorry. Was he playing "Wicked Game"? That's just cheating!🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Heart attack ..... I just can’t 😂😂😂 Those fookin lickin sounds and that fart explosion 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

Anonymous

I have to choose love Seanie for the asmr shivers and those sweet sweet kisses!

Anonymous

LMAO wow 😂😭 gentle poetical Seanie all the way 😍🥰😌

Anonymous
>>47496629

Me willy is a trampoline.... Bounce baby bounce baby....🤣🤣💀💀💀 This squad member has died for sure 😭🤣🤣🤣

MindfulMagician

I’m splitting my fookin sides ! I can’t bro 😂😂! Seanie ha ha !! 😂😂

Anonymous

Just wow. I had my doubts this audio would ever actually happen but you went there. You really went there. Thank you for this laugh-fest. I needed a good pick-me-up this week. Mission accomplished. Now excuse me while I go bleach my ears out...🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

BrandNameTarot

Oh hell yeah. I need this in meh life. Prayers answered.

Anonymous

OH MY GAWD, I'm💀💀 The hits just kept. On. Coming!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣❤😍❤

Anonymous

I was <i>dying</i>! I knew my sides would be split just from the title, but holy BALLS! I nearly spit out my tea 🤣🤣🤣 P.S. Romantic Seanie was kinda winning me over 🙃🙃

Anonymous

*Let me show you the party. The party in me pants.... Giggle *Would you rather a pop star or a cock star......Legit yelled HAAAA by myself on the couch. The cats are now scared. *Completely dying at how he's totally ragging on G's romantic side....the exaggerated Gaelic kill me three times☘️☘️☘️ *OMG the fap noises 🤣🤣🤣 *You and me makin the desert an ocean🌊🌊🌊 *Bounce baby bounce....I am nearly dead ☠️ *💥 👀 Light my 🔥, Seanie Boy!!!!!

Anonymous

OMFG, I never knew how much I needed this today, its epically awesome, I am at work, sneaking a listen, about dying. Will listen again when I get home and can devote time to it. Thank you Seanie, and you can shake your Bill Shakey at me at any time

Anonymous
>>47496989

Right? I hope my neighbors didn't hear me and call an ambulance because I sounded like I might have been dying. I was laughing and choking at the same time...

Anonymous

It almost killed me. Sort of grossed out. Laughed myself silly. Strokes ( HA!) of genius these Seanie ones. Romantic Seanie all the way.

Anonymous

Boi, you just sassed me pants off and split me sides. Can I have both? I was so consumed I lost track which is which and can't tell love from lust apart. And how did you know I would need extra pants? Cause I just wet myself ... laughing so hard. 😘💞💕

Anonymous

Also, I still get the ASMR tingles from this tho 😭🤣

Anonymous

Baaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Anonymous
>>47497294

Micxie!!!!! He did it!!!! Thank you for inspiring this magic!

Anonymous

This is too hilarious...the one liners were killing me lol

BrandNameTarot

Sensitive Seanie wins. I'm not ready for that alpha bull Seanie.

Anonymous

Oh my splitting sides above and below, inside and out, front to back and left to right. I think I listened to this on repeat more times than I listened to any other audio of yours in one sitting. Absolute genius. Laughing so hard I can't hear it all and every replay I laugh harder than the last. I need to hydrate, am cry gasp wheeze laughing so hard, but then I keep spilling, sputtering and choking on my drink. Don't think I'll last long enough to pass out from dehydration, l will faint from lack of oxygen first. Edit: In stitches and need stitches. I've run out of pants to split and need to stitch some back together.

Anonymous

Ok honestly I’m looking for my asthma inhaler bc I can’t breath anymore 🤣😂 For heavens sake you’re truly killing us over here 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 P.s it’s Luv or Lost Seanie and not Love or Lust 😂

Anonymous

Cracking out of laughter 😹 😆

Anonymous

The stuff that comes out in YT chat is GOLD!

Anonymous

This is brilliant 😂 I’ll pick both! Thanks for that good laugh I needed

Anonymous

Rock star or cock star!!!! Can I have both??? Hard rock cock star??? 🤣🤣🤣 Oh boy! You've exceeded all expectations with this audio!!! And your tongue work, I'm speechless 👅💦💦💦💦💦

Anonymous

Romantic Seanie 😆😇☺️🤓😝

Anonymous

Alpha Seanie got me like 👁 👄 👁

Anonymous

Omg 😂 set myself up for a nice hot bubble bath by candlelight and decided to listen to this. I am not disappointed 😂 ❤️

Anonymous
>>47495962

I so needed that Seanie! Everything was getting far too serious like I definitely need tissues and spare panties, I'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂 Ya mad ting PS your guitar playing is incredible PPS is it bad that I recognised the Pornhub music 😬

Anonymous

Lusty Seanie's tongue game though 😂🔥😂🔥 He'll give ya a laughgasm!

Anonymous

At first I thought one of my ear buds was out then I just started laughing.

Anonymous

lol. What an excellent way to test out my new headphones! 🎧 💜

Queenblue

And I quote “bounce baby bounce bounce bounce.” LMFAO I can’t make a choice. I want both baby. 😂😂😂😈😘

Another Other Jen

This literally killed me, in the game I was playing when I hit play on the audio. I laughed so hard I didn’t notice the two enemies who charged up and slaughtered me. Seanie... oh, Seanie 😂🤣😂

Anonymous

I DO!!! I DO NEED A POWERHOSE TO MAKE ME FEEL CLEAN AFTER THAT! 😖🤣

Anonymous

Is Hanukkah already? First I get three Gaeliecanaghs and now two Seanies 🤗 I’m leaning towards lusty!Seanie 😍 Tongue game stronger than a hurricane 😌👌 Also if I had to choose between a man quoting Shakespeare and the other Bloodhound Gang... it easy 💕

Anonymous

Omg! I wanna run away from both of you!! 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

hilarious

Anonymous

Nope, this is not ok.... why do I still get tingles?! 😂

Anonymous

Awww... for some reason I can’t hear anything Gentle Romantic Seanie’s saying cuz I’m super hard of hearing in my left ear — sucks I’m missing hearing an entire half an audio ☹️ ‬Guess I’m spending my night with Alpha Seanie by default?? 😆 ‪It’s a shame there’s no such thing as “closed captioning/subtitle” capabilities for audios 😛 [ Super weird cuz I never have that issue with any of G’s regular audios... 🤔]‬

Anonymous
>>47510160

usually it isn't completely one sided, even his double gael, cause you're still getting background with that. you could always use ear buds and play the rosemantic in your good ear

Anonymous

bounce baby, bounce bounce....I so love this, it was exactly what I needed today.. the pornhub music cue. so much perfection in this epic gem my friend. Love it! PS, not sure I can choose, I want both, cause I need to make the desert an Ocean, and be romanicised, its all so rosemantic

Diana L Hendricks

ok...I have lost my heart to Romantic Seanie...never thought that would happen but yep, Romantic Seanie just does it for me...This is BRILLIANT!! #TeamRomanticSeanie all the way♥♥♥

Tracey

So very funny 🤣🤣🤣 erm.. I mean hmm which one to choose... I just can't make my mind up its so hard to decide😉😂

Anonymous

Seanie of love to my left, Seanie of lust to my right, and betwixt the two me chortling at the cheek fapping sound effects Gael, you are a hilariously creative magnificent lion among men

Anonymous

Shake my spear!?😂😂😂OMG!!!!😂😈😯

Anonymous

Oh my freaking side splitting pants!! How do you not craic out of character? This is absolute madness and genius. I am still replaying it and each time I find something new to split my doubled over sides open from laughter. I think I found my new abs workout.

Anonymous
>>47498469

Here, I’ll lend you my portable oxygen tank for your repeat listens Micxie 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Ooohhhh baby! The shivers were rocking the bed while listening! The choice is so hard, Adam of the garden or the cock star...Why choose, both is good 😏😈😘 Raawr 😂 You're def getting your Christmas present this year *wink eyebrow wiggle*

JoAnna

My god. What was this? Lmao!!

Anonymous

I'm dying 🤣😂 oh the choice is definitely a struggle with this one 😆

Anonymous

Lol omg not sure what to say to this ....god to be a fly on the wall when you recorded this G lol.....”my willy is so big it has its own spine”lmao all I can think of is alien 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻🍀

Anonymous
>>47508509

Tis (almost) the season... three Gaelcanaghs, two sexy Seanies and a partridge in a pear tree! (I know that's Christmas, not Hanukkah 😂)

Anonymous

Alpha Seanie quoting 'The Bad Touch' made my tummy hurt from laughing! Hahahaha! This is sooooooo gooood! I can't choose either!

Violet Grey

I lost it at the cheek pulling 😂😂😂 Seanie you devil, lad!

Anonymous

Oh Seanie...🤦🏾‍♀️😳🤭

Anonymous

WTF?! 🤣🤣🤣 my cheeks hurt from smiling that big! His willy is so big that it has a spine! Whut? 🤣🤭 How come you're the same guy?! I really lost it! I'm so sorry I can't take this seriously!! 🤣 Ahh Seanie I so love you!! 😘🤣👏🏼💯

Anonymous

Ok ive met seanie before but ive never listened to a full audio I WAS DYING listening on my way home from work... the CHEEK PULLING 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Did you guys notice how Seanie sighs at the end of each line??? "My willy is soooo fookin big, I have the word William tattooed on it aaaahhhhhhhhhh" "Would you rather a pop star or a cock star? That's the choice that I know you already know the answer aaaaahhhhhhhhh" "You see I do wanna talk dirty to ya, I wanna talk soooo dirty to ya, so dirty if you walk into a church you'll catch on fire, you'll need that power hose to feel clean again by the time I'm finished whichaaaaaaaaaaa" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys this is so addictive I can't stop listening 🙈🙈🙈 WE'VE GOT SEANIE FEVER!

Anonymous

"My willy is so big it has a spine" HAHAHA!!! oh my God I'm fucking crying! 😂😂😂 This is both hilarious and disturbing on so many levels! 😂😂

Anonymous

Double Gale is my favorite😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and always will be.

Anonymous

Well. That was fiendishly clever. I'm too stressed right now to laugh, but I'm impressed. Also the beginning and the middle gave me ASMR tingles! Til the cheek flapping...😆

Anonymous

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

The pic, I just noticed the pic ... It's like a game of spot the differences between Lover Seanie and Lusty Seanie. So much brilliance went into creating this. Hope you got a craic out of it as much as SeanieSquad did.

Anonymous
>>47562170

I don't know why but the pic of Seanie on the right reminded me of Borat.

Anonymous

.....wut?? LOL 😂 This was great, G. Omg 🤣

Anonymous

😳..What in the 2020 did I just listen to??? I was a little scared to tell ya the truth😬but I couldn’t stop listening! 🤣♥️ 🤣👏😂👏🤣👏😂 “If you walk into a church you’ll catch on fire.. ” 🤣 Ummm.. I Think I’m gonna go with Sensitive Seanie! MUCH♥️LOVE!

Anonymous

LOL i'm not sure if i want to play this b.day audio (yes NOV 10 is my b.day)

Anonymous
>>47511284

I was surprised those kisses from Romantic Seanie actually got me going. But not *that* surprised.

Anonymous

I didn't know Seanie knew how to jerk off

Anonymous

Ohhh myyyy, lol!

Anonymous

I mean who was playing U2 ON THE GUITAR?

Anonymous

That mustache is as funny as the audio

Anonymous

lol the trampoline line. I snorted so hard

Kristy Mystery

I can't choose because they both scare me to death

Anonymous

This. is. 24-karat. GOLD. 😂 Or I guess I should say 24-carrot gold. 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕