I have shamed myself... (Patreon)

Yes, it's a Harry Potter Quest.  Once upon a time, I swore I would never write Harry Potter fics ever again.

I have broken that oath.

The basic idea for this quest is that Harry is a squib.  Yes, you read that right.  Harry is not going to Hogwarts.  He's never(?) going to be told that magic is real.  But Voldemort is still on the horizon, eventually.

Thankfully... or not?  The Dursleys have just moved into a manor house that has roots far, far older than they would ever suspect.  Can Harry uncover enough forgotten lore to protect himself in unorthodox ways that overcome his magical disability?  Or is he going to fall to the first Death Eater he's unlucky enough to meet.

Oh, and fuck JK Rowling.  This shit's going to be hard AU for general world-building.